RYAN's definitions

modnar

Yell it out.. MODNAR! It's Random backwards, but random is old. So out with the old, and in with the new!

someone: what the hell was that?
another: MODNAR!!!!

by Ryan June 7, 2003

asstoris

The very sensitive portions of a guy's back portals that are damaged when he either has the beer shits, ate something like Taco Bell, or both has the beer shits and ate something like Taco Bell. May hang out like Roast Beef or may just result in the need for the H Bomb, aka Preparation H.

Man, what's wrong you were in there (bathroom) for a while! Reply: Yeah, I tore up my asstoris.

by Ryan December 28, 2004

sala

a way to play soccer, the hottest way possible. involves a bunch of flashy moves. note: sala soccer is only sala if the sala player is actually good.

DAMN! that mexican dude can work sala like no one ive ever seen!

by ryan November 12, 2003

Asshole

1. A card game for adolescents or young adults.
2. A prick/rude son-of-a-bitch who treats EVERYONE like they are beneath them. Doesn't care if he hurts someone's feelings.
3. Somebody from L.A., New York City, Detroit, France, Fort Wayne, Indiana; also any people who go to Harvard, Rednecks from the South, and a few bastards from Canada.
4. One cavity that many drug traffickers hide their shipment in.
5. What you are if you constantly cheat on your wife and beat your kids.
6. What to use when removing waste from the body; see shit or feces
7. Can be used as a means of entertaining people in various places.

Everyone I ever knew from Fort Wayne was a rude asshole. They always treated me like dirt for doing NOTHING to them. I hate those son of a bitch rat bastards.

by Ryan September 16, 2004

ramble

1. to go or to leave quickly
2. to move on

1. This blows, let's ramble
2. What's done is done, lord i've got to ramble. see led zeppelin

by Ryan February 1, 2004

tropical sunrise

an alcoholic drink that includes jagermeister and tropicana, take my word for it: its the shit

hook me up with a tropical sunrise

by ryan March 25, 2005

slipknot

a bunch of douches with no life, and wear masks because they are kunt fucking queers that cant see each other because their belly size will blind them , and their extremely bad drums and 50 million guitarists, are just gay, if u say their good , ur a fucking gay ass queer douche bag

did u see that one bad that was so gay it made deaf people blind, wuts the name , oh yea slipknot

by ryan April 26, 2004