Fired the manager

When a guy can't make it past 3rd base with a woman, he ends up taking a shower, where he takes care of business himself.

Sam- "Did you go all the way with Joan last night?"

Dave- "No, I accidentally called her 'chunky beast'"

Sam- "dude, so what happened?"

Dave- "she left & I took a shower where I fired the manager."

Sam- "righteous man, righteous"

by Ryan January 09, 2007

aeyeah

A word that Lil John and my friend Surinder says all the time.

Lil John is doing a girl
aeyeah!
whats!?
okae!

by Ryan April 02, 2005

biffin

the area of skin between your ballsack and sphincter

damn i have an itchy biffin

by ryan July 23, 2003

mobbing

Driving around with your friends and/or bitches, bumping music, having a good time, and hopefully picking up some more bitches.

Chase and I went mobbing last night and picked up some hoes.

by ryan November 20, 2003

Hax Pax

n. The art of being so perfect that its sad.

nf3c^-nf3c710n-

by Ryan January 09, 2003

pidittle

A pidittle is a car that drives with only one headlight. When you see a pidittle, you must punch the ceiling of your car and yell 'Pidittle!' The first person to do so gets one point. Seven points adds one year to your sex life.

See also: asshole

Pidittle! <hits ceiling, points to passing car with one headlight>

by Ryan November 27, 2004

swashbucklerjess

Richly appealing to the senses or the mind

Your lips are so swashbucklerjess that I'm in awe.

by Ryan November 13, 2004