RYAN's definitions

merchant banker

Rhyming slang for wanker

That politician comes across as a bit of a Merchant Banker!

by ryan March 24, 2004

EXMPHD

refer to mr roves medical study of sambucca bottles

"today i got my PHD in Sambucca bottle studies! Im a EXMPHD!"

by Ryan April 13, 2004

sacktapping

touching one's genitals. can be used in various circumstances, e.g. sacktapper, sackmacker, sackslapper, et cetera. often used to insult one or to denote someone as a good friend.

didn't you, you sackTAPPER?

by Ryan September 22, 2003

DP

Dom Perrignon champagne

"And we sip DP till the Dom stop bubblin, after we done playin OK go to your husband"
-50 Cent

by Ryan February 8, 2004

Crooked Fence

A sexual position. Another modified Wobbly H. A group orgy, where the first and last members are guys. Thus, creating 2 fence posts, which have crooked girls (fence beams) in between them. Patented from the Wobbly H club, Overland Park, KS chapter in association with Las Vegas, NV chapter.

"Those girls fell victim to the crooked fence."

by Ryan January 20, 2004

semitone

not only a musical not value, but also a versitile word that can be used in any random sentence to describe anything and replace any word in the english language

"let's semitone it out of here"
"fuck you're a semitone"

by ryan July 23, 2003

Nike

A brand of shoe that is worn by everyone because of MJ. They are made by underpaid Indonesian children.

person 1-Wanna hear a joke?

person 2-Sure

person 1- How much does it cost for 4,000 children to make a pair of NIKE shoes?

person 2-I don't know.

person 1-NONE!!! ALL YOU NEED IS A WHIP!!!

Person 1 & 2- hahahahahahaha

by Ryan June 30, 2004