Grundy Puff

a wang that has clumps of ball hair, that gay men like to munch on

Dude i heard bobby ate jew bob's grundy puffs

by Ryan April 10, 2003

Kid Rock

A rapper.......no...rocker......no country artist.........ok.....he's a raprockabilly......there. Has no talent.

People claim we talk bad on him because we "Don't understand him"

I think it's because he sucks......but that's just me.

by Ryan August 01, 2004

asshole

A car being driven at night with no headlights. Worth seven points and an automatic one-year extension to your sex life in the pidittle game.

See also 'pidittle'.

Asshole! <punches ceiling of car and points to passing car with no headlights on>

by Ryan November 27, 2004

douche mongrel

one who irritates the hell out of you; see also: asshole, dickwad, douche bag

dude, you're such a douche mongrel.

by Ryan January 08, 2004

Country Music

Music that only Southern rednecks, Appalachian hillbillies, and a few farmers could love. The instruments, the lyrics, and especially the vocals are awful and ear-shattering.
If you love listening to god-awful, Southern, countrified droning, along with twanging guitars and occasional banjos, then this crappy music is 4 you. But if you're like me and everyone else, then I suggest you get away from it unless you desire to become one of those people or have your head explode.

So many damn rednecks are always getting riled up at these KUNT-tree concerts.....or they love to blare it on the radio while doing that retarded Muddin'

by Ryan August 13, 2004

Buzzle

The act one does when seeking the attainment of scoon

I am going to buzzle that scoon
Scoonbuzzler
Scoon

by Ryan May 12, 2004

holicious

(adj): The quality of being extremely sexy and flirtatious without being an actual hoe; a potential for slut, but brilliant instead and acting much more as a tease than one with loose morals; an all-around awesome individual; characteristic of perfection

The beautiful chinese girl balanced her flirtatiousness and love for men with an equal love for music, learning, and sport, all of which she performed to near perfection.

by Ryan June 02, 2003