He Should Have Stayed Sperm

A variation on He Should Have Remained Sperm

Tony Abbut is a disgrace. He should have stayed sperm.

by RTM 1963 August 08, 2021

bend and spread

The command Bubba gives in prison when he sees one of his bitches and is in the mood.

"Hey! That honkey over there! Bend and spread 'em, 'cause I'm going in!"

by RTM 1963 May 30, 2023

Traps

Australian slang from the gold rush era. Originally referred to police officers who would go around the gold fields to inspect gold mining licences who would use any excuse (such as your licence was not on your person) to arrest (or "trap") you. Later used for the police in general.

"Look out! Here come the traps!"

by RTM 1963 December 04, 2014

Tool-tugger

Synonym for wanker. Can be used to some extent in polite society.

That George, he is such a tool-tugger!

by RTM 1963 September 11, 2014

Pig Farm

Term used to describe a police academy.

"Why do I smell bacon here?"
"That's because the State Pig Farm is in this neighbourhood."

by RTM 1963 January 24, 2023

Scovid

Nickname for Scott Morrison, the Prime Minister of Australia (as of the time of writing).
Given in mockery of his signing himself "ScoMo" on Twitter for his incompetent handling of the COVID-19 pandemic response in Australia/

I see Scovid is, once again, earning his nicknames. Those being Scovid and ScuMo.

by RTM 1963 November 10, 2021

Fapping Station

Slang term for any computer, especially if it accesses the Internet and is used to download porn.

Finally! My own fapping station!

by RTM 1963 July 22, 2014