RTM 1963's definitions

Headjob

1) Oral Sex

2) Nickname given to someone considerably much shorter than the average person, on the grounds that they are at the ideal height to give one.

"Hey! How about a headjob?"

"Hey, Headjob! How's it hanging?"

by RTM 1963 July 3, 2018

rum and curry fart

Probably the most disgusting and toxic type of fart that the human body can produce. Occurs the morning after a heavy rum and curry night.

I just passed a rum and curry fart, and stank out my workplace.

by RTM 1963 May 2, 2018

The Great Shittening

The end result of having to drink horrible, horrible gloop as part of bowel preperation for procedures such as colonoscopy (also known as Geting An Anal Probe). You end up spending much of the night shitting so much that one is surprised at just how full of shit you really are, hence The Great Shittening.

Tonight is The Great Shittening. I have to drink that horrid gloop so as to have a clean bowel for my anal probe tomorrow.

by RTM 1963 October 15, 2017

Cockroach

Australian term for a person born in New South Wales. Named for the insect pest and just as popular as the insect pest too amongst other Australians, especially Queenslanders.

The Cockroaches are going to be crushed by the power of the Queensland Maroons.

by RTM 1963 October 18, 2023

You Can Hear The Screams

A term used to indicate the presence of a possible faggotorium, or the presence of faggotry somewhere.

So that's Nudgee College, eh?

Yes. Sometimes, when you pass the place at night, you can hear the screams from the boys' dormatory.

by RTM 1963 October 23, 2023

Agony Nipple

The protruding stub found on the upper surface of blocks of Lego and its imitations. Especially painful when you step on one at night.

"Jesus Fuck! I'm going to kill that kid!"
"What happened?"
"I just impaled my foot on a Lego's agony nipple! That kid is dead meat!"

by RTM 1963 April 29, 2023

Pig Farm

Term used to describe a police academy.

"Why do I smell bacon here?"
"That's because the State Pig Farm is in this neighbourhood."

by RTM 1963 January 24, 2023