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Sock

A Ejaculatory Device used by fucking faliure/skids that have nothing else going for them in life.
Chase looked at his life, said "fuck", and cummed in a sock.
by Rob February 3, 2003
mugGet the Sockmug.

degauss

the act of pressing the "degauss" button on your computer monitor to be rewarded with a buzzing sound and an exciting dementation of the colors.

A computer that hasn't been degaussed for a fair amount of time is considered "fresh".

The longer the duration between degausses, the "twangier" the degauss will be. If you are patient enough to wait a few weeks without degaussing your monitor, you won't be disappointed with the twangage.

The "Degauss Scale®" is used to measure the amount of "twang" from a degauss. The scale is usually from 1-10.

1: The lowest score on the twang scale. you must have just degaussed your monitor a few seconds ago in order to have a twang rating this low.

2: weak. you must have recently degaussed your monitor.

3: low. a slight twang but not much color distortion.

4: below average. generally low amount of twang/gimpedness

5: average. this is the type of degauss you will usually get if you have gone about 30 mins without degaussing.

6: above average. a decent amount of twang duration and messed up gamma.

7: oooh gettin up there. a 7 is pretty good. this means you have a good amount of twang and your color probably messed up quite a bit.

8: This is a satisfying degauss. enough twang to keep you laughing.

9: an unhealthy amount of twang and buzzing. insane color distortion.

10: these suckers only come by once in a green moon. They are so absol-friggin-twangy that they can knock you out of your seat. 10's usually have about an 8 sec twang duration. pulling one of these off means you are a degauss pr0
i degaussed all the monitors in the computer lab. uber twang
by Rob April 11, 2005
mugGet the degaussmug.

g dawg

a group of poser stupid fags with no life and all they no how to do is believe they are black
by rob September 28, 2004
mugGet the g dawgmug.

vdaim

adj.
1. Departing from a recognized, conventional, or established norm or pattern.

n.
1. An individual who deviates markedly from an established norm, especially a person of odd or unconventional behavior.
2. Physics. An oblong solid mass that has properties somewhat defiant of gravity; Similar to a gyroscope.
Mary: "Have you seen Frank?"
Jessi: "Nah that kid's vdaim"
by rob December 27, 2003
mugGet the vdaimmug.

Raki

A drink similar to Ouzo, but made from grapeseed, not aniseed, ranging from 40% to 60%. Can cause hilarity in the correct hands/mouth.
by rob May 13, 2005
mugGet the Rakimug.

bod

noun (Australia) - Body (of a person)
He's got a great bod! - Neighbours
by Rob February 3, 2005
mugGet the bodmug.

fmbs

Jim, look at that tart in her slag wellies
by rob April 30, 2004
mugGet the fmbsmug.

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