crouchjump

Inbred Community of retards and general idiots. Go to LANs and do spastic things. Most importantly we're better than you.

www.crouchjump.co.uk

King-Daeds crouchjumped off a step and broke multiple bones and had his trousers cut off in the ambulance.

by Rich April 17, 2004

fag it up

To make something gay or feminine.

I need to go home and fag it up before my girlfriend comes over.

When Rich and Ted went to Pier One they came back home and fagged it up.

by Rich March 17, 2007

cool mr croc

the act of having sex with 6 girls whilst playing your own drum n bass tune at an event of over 6,000 people in full view of everyone....expecially people named tristan.

oi tristan, take back the croc.

by rich March 10, 2005

fairies

generally of uk southern origin, a fairy is someone who lives in the London catchment area or within an hours drive, thus gaining a Mockney (mock cockney) accent. Usually can be found ordering a shandy in any bar or pub and being generally offensive to any surrounding patrons in the public area. Renowned for replacing U's in swear words with A's.

"alright you fackin cant, oi'll ave a lager shaaaaandy, gav'nor!"

by rich March 27, 2004

screw

Ship or submarine propeller

The sonar identified the submarine as British, Trafalgar class, having a single screw.

by rich May 19, 2004

Contro(s)

A person or group of people who cause controversy.

The mall was packed with nothing but contros.

by Rich July 18, 2003

pitsnogled

To be overwhelmed by an unexpected, unstoppable force.

Reference to Kevin Pitsnogle of the WVU mens basketball team, having come from the ashes to help raise the Mounties to a Elite eight appearance.

He pitsnogled me with 3 pointers from well past the arch.

by Rich March 28, 2005