euthanasia

An abrieviated term that demographers use to descibe the entire population of 1-16 year olds in Asia.

'youth in Asia' becomes 'Euthanasia'

by REV. Spoons Feltchmurkin February 26, 2008

end product

slang term for semen

"She took a load of my end product right up the harris!" boasted Malcolm.

by REV. Spoons Feltchmurkin February 01, 2008

Bent son in hedges

An alternative way of requesting a well known cigarette brand from a shopkeeper.

'Can I have a pack of bent son in hedges please?'

by REV. Spoons Feltchmurkin February 06, 2008

Clam Chunder

A victorian phrase used to describe a vagina that is in poor condition or in a state of decline.

A phrase which is now rarely heard, simply because modern day sanitation and surgical procedures make true Clam Chunders obsolete.

The servant girl Jessica feared for the Queens well being after seeing her in the altogether whilst she took her monthly bath. 'The Queens snatch was certainly clam chunder' Jessica thought, as she tentatively poked a dead mouse in the eye for a bit of victorian amusement.

by REV. Spoons Feltchmurkin March 25, 2010

Pump action Snot gun

A rapid succession of sneezing resulting in mucus or 'snot' splattering out of the face of the sneezer.

Tracey was sneezing like a pump action snot gun the amount of shit she had dangling of her face.

by REV. Spoons Feltchmurkin March 02, 2008