12 definitions by REV. Spoons Feltchmurkin

Pump action Snot gun

A rapid succession of sneezing resulting in mucus or 'snot' splattering out of the face of the sneezer.

Tracey was sneezing like a pump action snot gun the amount of shit she had dangling of her face.

by REV. Spoons Feltchmurkin February 26, 2008

vagetarian

One who consumes vegetables via the vagina.

"No meat shall pass through these lips, im a strict vagetarian"

by REV. Spoons Feltchmurkin February 2, 2008

The Monks Spunk

Something that is too good to be true.

Similar to 'the cats whiskers' or 'the dogs bollocks'

"That meal was lovely, the monks spunk if I do say so myself."

by REV. Spoons Feltchmurkin August 20, 2008

Hanus Anus

This is a term which generally describes a badly looked after rectum. A hanus anus could be poorly wiped after defication, it may have hemorrhoids or a rash. In some of the worst cases a hanus anus can smell like a repugnant mix of shit and blood.

Those who do not bath frequently or have problems identifying what constitutes a clean asshole after shitting are generally susceptible to having a Hanus Anus.

by REV. Spoons Feltchmurkin January 10, 2010

euthanasia

An abrieviated term that demographers use to descibe the entire population of 1-16 year olds in Asia.

'youth in Asia' becomes 'Euthanasia'

by REV. Spoons Feltchmurkin February 10, 2008