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ti-83

Calculator for lazy students in high school who can't graph, want to play addictive and fun games in class and/or want to cheat on their tests.

Graphing calculators make students lazy and makes them insecure about their innate potential.
Average student: Wait! I can't graph y=x and y=sin(x) without my trusty Ti-83.

Intelligent, hard-worknig, and confident student: graphs the equations long before the average student keys in the first equation on his/her graphing calculator.
by RC April 26, 2006
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sushi

Pretentious food that white kids want everybody else to know they are into to seem cultured and sophisticated.
Josh: Hey Jen I know this little great Sushi bar, we should go there.

Jen: Cool, let's go. Nice Gap scarf I love it.
by RC December 12, 2004
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coffee

The master of many slaves that make up the working class.

Coffee should be drank either black or with no more than 15% cream and sugar to be truly enjoyed. However, many people prefer beverages that try to pass for coffee but are like less than 50% coffee and mostly milk/cream and sugar.
I can't function in the morning without at least 1 cup of Columbian brew coffee.
by RC August 4, 2005
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c++

Simple to learn, high-level, object-oriented programming language.
Many 1000 page doorstops are available for teaching this language. (I'm not poking fun at these books. Some of them are actually useful.)
#include<iostream>
using namespace std;

int main()
{
boozeType beerBrand;

if(cash)
buy_beer(beerBrand);
else
bum_beer_off_buddies();


do
{
beer++;
}while(sober);

return 0;
}
by RC February 6, 2005
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gillymonster

Related to methamphetamine, crank, gilly. If you've ever met a hardcore tweaker they'll report seeing monsters and other hallucinations after being up on the drug for days. Some call them the gillymonster.
fuck dude this one time i was up for 5 days straight and the fucking gillymonster was going to fucking get me!
by RC November 3, 2004
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rape

A heinous, violent crime that should be dealt with vigilante justice.
Our commnunity is dealing with that old man rapist by taking him out to a parking lot beating him senseless with baseball bats and possibly cutting his balls off!
by RC April 26, 2005
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robert plant

An example of how you can be in a fucking awesome rock n' roll band, and fake an orgasm on stage (listen to Whole Lotta Love).
I'm not putting down Robert Plant; I think he's fucking cool and so is Led Zeppelin.
by RC June 5, 2005
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