RAZORBURN20's definitions

Sikhism

The goofiest religion in existence.

Navneet: "I follow Sikhism"
Brandon: "That's the goofiest religion man, no Sik I've ever talked to actually knows what Sikhism is"
Navneet: "Hey! That's insensitive"
Brandon:"Then enlighten me on what your religion is"
Navneet: "So uh- like, we follow the twelve Sik gurus who, like, basically fought for our religion y'know".
Brandon: "What are their names?"
Navneet: Uh... I like, don't know"
Brandon: " What are their Personalities?"
Navneet "I uh..."
Brandon: "I just googled it and there are only Ten gurus, not twelve".
Navneet: "Shit... Well like... I never looked that much into it"
Brandon: "If your religion is worshiping the people who fought for your religion, isn't that a paradox?"
Navneet: "Uh..."

by RAZORBURN20 August 9, 2024

Opossum

The world's most underrated animal. An adorable little munchkin who never bites or attacks humans, cannot carry rabies, and single-handedly prevents the spread of Lyme disease by eating upwards of 5,000 ticks in a season. Getting too close to one will cause it to have a panic attack, leaving it open to be picked up and snuggled with. Their only flaw is their short lives, only ranging from 2-3 years. They make of for this by having a shit ton of teeny widdle babies that the mother gives piggy back rides to. They also have cute little grabby hands with built in fingerless gloves.

I FUCKING LOVE OPOSSUMS

by RAZORBURN20 August 9, 2024

Bubdaboy

A nickname that the best Dads on earth call their sons.

Son: (Wins an archery contest in the fourth grade)
Father: "I'm so proud of you bubdaboy!"

by RAZORBURN20 August 9, 2024