RANDOM DUDE's definitions

Car fucker

Someone who finds sexual pleasure with cars whether it be-
1)fucking the exhaust pipe,
2)feeling da vibes of da engine, or 3)simply a person who is too cheap to buy car lube so he uses his cum instead.
4)Masturbating over a car (over under)

Any of your friends car fuckers- it's a victimless crime but theyz prob so fucked up dat they need sum yrz of therapy.

by RANDOM DUDE November 22, 2004

the shed

Possibly the greatest place on the planet. nay. in the universe.

The shed is at battle with the Anti-Shed ran by cooper and the sheeves

Oh yes the shed
Neil (see neil scheme) saw me going on the shed.

by Random Dude February 2, 2005

sheddly

Something that is good and well liked by the shed. e.g Not cooper.

Sheeves are not very sheddly.
In fact they're unsheddly.

by Random Dude February 1, 2005

statutory rape

The act of fucking someone who is under 18 (When your 18+) - quite ILLEGAL and common in USA. Quite LEGAL and common in Japan.

Need I say more?........................

by RANDOM DUDE November 22, 2004

Dec

He who likes it more than one way.
Can be put into any number of amusing situations. Drives the decmobile.

Oh no backs to the wall lads. It's Dec!

by Random Dude January 13, 2005

whigger

Simply another classificatin used to support Elitism and other such BS that runs contrary to progress.

All previous posts

by Random Dude July 13, 2003

cake on a plate

The most desired food of Neil. Often found accompanied with orange juice.

Ah, yes I was just sitting down telling my amusing story, whilst some man stole my cake on a plate. He says he was proper banged.

by Random Dude January 14, 2005