RACH's definitions

ville valo

i love him. although sexually questionable he is gorgeous, and no-one else has such an incredible voice. the best.
ville valo: sex on legs..with a hat

so gone with the sin my darling and beautifl you are

by rach May 8, 2004

antuco

A person who is from and has great affection for the city of Cuenca, Ecuador.

Eres Antuco!

by Rach May 3, 2004

trendie

same as townie or chav.
mindless dipshit who wears 5 tons of gold round their necks and calls anyone who doesn't have ridiulous ballet shoes or trainers with 10 million miles of springs in the heels. Usually found at night on a street corner getting drunk on shandy and shouting abuse at anyone and everyone who walks by. Also finds it amusing to slag off anyone alternative. Can be identified by the huge air filled space between two ears

stupid phrases include:
nah dan, rapid
gangstaaa wot ya sayin
yes yes

by rach May 2, 2004

Beuer

a dirty woman or girl. A common insult between friends.

You never did you silly beuer!

by Rach March 21, 2004

shiznitch

The cat's meow, the dog's bollox, the best.

A nonsense formulation popularised by Tenacious D's lazy urban hymn to love: "My biznitch is the Shiznitch"

by rach February 20, 2004

mash

Also South London slang (Brixton) for small change.

I wan sum food mon you gat any mash nya?

by rach February 20, 2004

hoop residue

fecal matter mixed with other bodily fluids which 'mature' in the crevices of the butt..density, colour, smell and texture may vary from hoop to hoop..ie a trucker may have more pungent and courser residue than a ballerina..tends to accumulate and harden around stray hairs..tramps have this in abundance..can also be found under the nail if ass hole is vigorously scratched

my mate was buggin me so i scratched out some dam fine hoop residue and smeared it on the mothers' mints..oh how i laughed when the silly little ring piece ate it...i hope it went down smoothly!

by rach February 20, 2004