starfucker

Someone that shallowly idolizes and apologizes for celebrities just because they are celebrities in the hope that they can one day be lifted to their iconic level. They are the Hollywood version of a fanboy.
Paris Hilton got famous by being born with a silver spoon in her mouth. She then gathers "fans" through getting drunk at the most lavish and expensive bars across the world and being caught having sex and idiotic things on tape and those fans support, apologize, and minimize her antics. They truly are starfuckers.
by R. Kemp February 14, 2008
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molasses

A slang word for cum or semen.
The girl's cooch was so tight that I was bustin' blackberry molasses in no time!
by R. Kemp July 24, 2006
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magic bullet

A term used to describe a universal solution a person uses for any problem they encounter. Usually used when a person can't construct a good debate as a last resort.
"Sexism" for feminists and chauvinists.

"Racism" for anyone that has a problem with someone that has a different skin color than them.
by R. Kemp May 17, 2005
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Leatherface

A badass motherfucker with a chainsaw. Do NOT fuck with him.
Leatherface will chop off your leg and shove it up your ass!
by R. Kemp February 09, 2005
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TYDT

Acronym for "Thank You, Drive Through". A facetious internet acronym used after answering easy questions or after making a smartass look like a dumbass.
Poster #1: Did you ever think the reason I'm fat is because I'm genetically predisposed to it?

Poster #2: No, it's because you eat too damn much. TYDT!
by R. Kemp August 13, 2007
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ack

A short way to say the car name, "Acura".
Honey passed your car by and jumped in my Ack, cause I'm a playa!
by R. Kemp December 03, 2005
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Utada Hikaru

Has-been in J-Pop, and through her #161 Billboard "debut" (it's actually her 2nd album in America), a never-was in America. Grew up in New York because her father's dream as a producer was to produce a hit Japanese act in America. Looks like he has to keep dreaming.
I'm breezy? WTF?

She failed as "Utada Hikaru" and failed in her "2nd debut" as "Utada". What's daddy gonna do next? Debut her again as "Hikaru"?
by R. Kemp January 25, 2005
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