Definitions by R. Kemp

Utada Hikaru 

Has-been in J-Pop, and through her #161 Billboard "debut" (it's actually her 2nd album in America), a never-was in America. Grew up in New York because her father's dream as a producer was to produce a hit Japanese act in America. Looks like he has to keep dreaming.

I'm breezy? WTF?

She failed as "Utada Hikaru" and failed in her "2nd debut" as "Utada". What's daddy gonna do next? Debut her again as "Hikaru"?

Utada Hikaru by R. Kemp January 24, 2005

Totoro 

Miyazaki's worst movie. Has no plot, and is chock full of little girl upskirt shots.

The movie "My Neighbor Totoro" is an amorphous blob of suck. It's lack of direction and random BS will only appeal to small children or wapanese dorks.

Totoro by R. Kemp January 24, 2005

rapeman

Another name for NBA star Kobe Bryant.

In Eagle, Colorado the women wear tight jeans, for they fear the wrath of Rapeman!

rapeman by R. Kemp January 23, 2005

Kosh 

British English slang. It means to mug someone.

The boys needed beer money, so they koshed an Irishman on his way to the bar.

Kosh by R. Kemp January 13, 2005

Rearranging the deck chairs on the titanic 

This is a situation when someone tries to futilly reform the way things are done in a failing system.

The consolidation of domestic agency intelligence under the banner of "Homeland Security" is nothing more than Rearranging the Deck Chairs on the Titanic.

Rearranging the deck chairs on the titanic by R. Kemp December 13, 2004

PKB 

Stands for Pot, Kettle, Black. Used as an abbreviation on USENET and message boards to point out hypocracy.

When he called me a hopeless virgin, the PKB meter exploded.

PKB by R. Kemp September 22, 2004

Adult Swim 

A block of cartoons on Cartoon Network of which 4 (Family Guy, Futurama, Sealab 2021 and Aqua Teen Hunger Force) are actually adult oriented. The anime shows are junior high school oriented material in Japan and shows that the U.S. still has a small complex about what is acceptable material in cartoons.

I watch adult swim for the hilarious U.S. cartoons, and not for the wapanese pleasing anime which they think is the Holy Grail.

Adult Swim by R. Kemp August 26, 2004