snatch-snack

when a man wraps a yodel around his ding-dong and jams it in a woman's twinkie

"i'm a little hungry, honey, could you get me a little snatch-snack?", said her vagina.

by Quills13 December 19, 2010

ass-fiasco

After having an assplosion or giving birth to a huge turd baby, you reach round to wipe yourself, but find there is not enough toilet paper in the world to clean up the mess which seems to have traveled EVERYWHERE and you are stranded for what seems to be eternity in the 13th ring of hell trying to clean up, but your efforts are fruitless and you have to shower.

I had an ass-fiasco on my hands........literally......

by Quills13 December 16, 2010

Schomit

The act of shitting and vomiting at the same time on the Sabbath.

George: "oi Moishe, the gefilte fish must have been bad....I'm gonna Schomit!"
Moishe: "oi George, lemme hold your yarmulke...you don't want to get it dirty"

by Quills13 October 01, 2016