snatch-snack

when a man wraps a yodel around his ding-dong and jams it in a woman's twinkie

"i'm a little hungry, honey, could you get me a little snatch-snack?", said her vagina.

by Quills13 December 19, 2010

I-tard

Someone who does not possess the necessary skills to use any of Apple's easy to use technological devices....

"Hey how do I use this Ipad, Ipod, Mac?" Geo asked.......
"Turn it on first, you I-Tard....press the button........", responded Jay, in an impatient tone of voice.

by Quills13 August 09, 2013

Schomit

The act of shitting and vomiting at the same time on the Sabbath.

George: "oi Moishe, the gefilte fish must have been bad....I'm gonna Schomit!"
Moishe: "oi George, lemme hold your yarmulke...you don't want to get it dirty"

by Quills13 October 01, 2016