Definitions by Quills13

knee jerk 

An orthopaedic surgeon who happens to also be an idiot, despite both the excellent training and higher than average IQ.

I'm glad that the Knee Guru replaced my knee, but he is a total knee jerk when it comes to bed-side manner.

knee jerk by Quills13 January 23, 2011

snatch-snack 

when a man wraps a yodel around his ding-dong and jams it in a woman's twinkie

"i'm a little hungry, honey, could you get me a little snatch-snack?", said her vagina.

snatch-snack by Quills13 December 20, 2010

ass-fiasco 

After having an assplosion or giving birth to a huge turd baby, you reach round to wipe yourself, but find there is not enough toilet paper in the world to clean up the mess which seems to have traveled EVERYWHERE and you are stranded for what seems to be eternity in the 13th ring of hell trying to clean up, but your efforts are fruitless and you have to shower.

I had an ass-fiasco on my hands........literally......

ass-fiasco by Quills13 December 17, 2010