Qui Long's definitions

tardfucker

An insult which is a combination of the words retard and fucker.

You stupid tardfucker!

by Qui Long July 9, 2009

ManRam

1. Major League Baseball player Manny Ramirez.

2. The act of anal intercourse between two men.

ManRam struck out today.

I would hate to be called ManRam all the time because it sounds like I like to get manrammed.

by Qui Long July 9, 2009

prickfucker

An insult, a combination of the words prick and fucker.

You stupid prickfucker!

That guy's a prickfucker.

by Qui Long July 9, 2009

antifuck

A person, or sometimes a situation, which causes life to be less enjoyable or causes a situation to be less successful. It is derived from the term Antichrist. An antifuck is an extreme block to living a happy or successful life and is often a source of anger. It is a person or situation for which one has extreme hatred of, not just mild disregard.

That godamn landlord is a real antifuck. Without him, I wouldn't have any problems.

My stupid antifuck employer fired me. Now my life is ruined.

by Qui Long July 9, 2009

tang denial

When a woman denies sex to a man (or another woman). From the word pootang, meaning pussy.

Guy 1: "Damn, I took dat bitch on 10 dates and I still ain't got no pussy!"

Guy 2: "Damn nigga, dat some serious tang denial up in ha'ar."

by Qui Long July 9, 2009

MFB

1. Michigan's First Bank.

2. Motherfuckin Bitch

1. I went to MFB to rob some money.

2. She is an MFB.

by Qui Long July 9, 2009

anal gouging

A rough form of fetish sex, it can involve the very swift jabbing of a penis into an anus or can refer to roughly inserting other objects into the anus. It is potentially injurious if a non-safe item is inserted.

She's into anal gouging so I roughly inserted the handle of a hammer into her anus.

by Qui Long July 9, 2009