Definitions by Queen Olive

Uvulitis 

Excessive jarring to the uvula.

When Jinnie contracted uvulitis, she knew it was a mistake to deep-throat the strap-on.

Uvulitis by Queen Olive May 30, 2019

Klairagaitining

Uncontrollable fondling of the genitalia. Aka...pocket pussy

Betty was found klairagaitining at the movie theater. She’s going to need some ointment and hand sanitizer.

Klairagaitining by Queen Olive May 22, 2019

Hamspread 

Getting it from behind in both holes while squealing like a pig

Keke sure got buttshanked when he hamspread her.

Hamspread by Queen Olive May 22, 2019

Savas 

Someone so plain that nothing excites them with the exception of academic work. Often characterized by better-than-normal-person SAT scores and a desire to be asian.

Gosh, what a savas.

Savas by Queen Olive July 8, 2010