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Definitions by Queen Of Urban Dictionary

A zoophile is someone who has a sexual attraction to animals. Zoophiles are mentally fucked in the head and need to be locked up in an insane asylum. If you are a zoophile, I strongly recommend the following:

- Jump of a cliff
- Hang yourself
- Get ran over by a truck
Teenager: Hey Mom, I think I'm a zoophile.

Mom: I wish I had gotten an abortion.
Vystopia is the anguish of being vegan in a non-vegan world. Most vegans suffer from vystopia.

If you suffer from vystopia, here are some recommendations on what you can do to feel better:

- Eat a nice BBQ with friends
- Go to McDonalds
- Stop watching ThatVeganTeacher
- Stop being vegan

If somebody you know suffers from vystopia, here is what you can do to be an ally:

- Avoid all contact with them unless they eat meat again like a sane human
- Tell them that vystopia does not exist
- Give them a nice juicy Big Mac
- Invite them to a BBQ
Vegan Brother: Hey sis, I'm suffering from vystopia. Can you please be vegan with me, it anguishes me to know that my family is not vegan.

Carnist Sister who has a normal brain: STFU and go eat meat like a normal person. You're the reason why I'm pro-choice.

ThatNonVeganTherapist

ThatNonVeganTherapist is an alter ego of ThatVeganTeacher. She is a therapist who gives therapy sessions to people. One of her patients is Nikocado Avocado. She often recommends that people do not become vegan since meat makes people happy.
ThatNonVeganTherapist: You should consider not being vegan, because there is no point, and meat is good for your mental health anyways. I could order some meat for you if you'd like!

ThatVeganNurse 

ThatVeganNurse is one of the alter egos of ThatVeganTeacher. She is a kind vegan nurse who asks people kindly if they want to go vegan. She is fully accepting of people if they choose not to become vegan. She can be a little biased towards people who eat meat.

ThatVeganNurse does not approve of ThatVeganTeacher's methods and condemns her for being mean.
ThatVeganNurse: Um hi! I was hoping that you could maybe, I dunno, consider becoming vegan? It's okay if you don't want to!

Proud Carnist: STFU.

ThatVeganNurse: Oh, my bad! I'll get out of your hair!

MissKarenEnglishTeacher 

MissKarenEnglishTeacher is one of ThatVeganTeacher's alter egos. She is a music making school teacher who teaches students how to speak English well. Her music is a bop.
MissKarenEnglishTeacher: What are you doing here???!!!

Students: Can. I. Go. To. The. Washroom. Please???????????

MissKarenEnglishTeacher: NO!!!

Students: Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!

MissKarenEnglishTeacher: I'm just kidding, you can go!

Students: Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!

Everyone: LALALALALALALALAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Harriet Tubman 

A queen from the 1800s who freed many African Americans from slavery.
Goddess Nicki Minaj: Do you think Harriet Tubman was walking around with a fucking nice shiny fucking dress on with a fucking crown on her head when she was taking slaves? TO FREEDOM!

Nicki Minaj 

Nicki Minaj, real name Onika Tanya Maraj-Petty, is the creator of the universe and the inventor of rap. She is a goddess and she is divine. No other rapper can compare to her raping skills, especially Cardi B.
Barb #1: NICKI MINAJ IS THE QUEEN OF RAP!

Barb #2: PERIOD!!!