Definitions by Queen Of Urban Dictionary
Zoophile
A zoophile is someone who has a sexual attraction to animals. Zoophiles are mentally fucked in the head and need to be locked up in an insane asylum. If you are a zoophile, I strongly recommend the following:
- Jump of a cliff
- Hang yourself
- Get ran over by a truck
- Jump of a cliff
- Hang yourself
- Get ran over by a truck
Zoophile by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 26, 2022
Vystopia
Vystopia is the anguish of being vegan in a non-vegan world. Most vegans suffer from vystopia.
If you suffer from vystopia, here are some recommendations on what you can do to feel better:
- Eat a nice BBQ with friends
- Go to McDonalds
- Stop watching ThatVeganTeacher
- Stop being vegan
If somebody you know suffers from vystopia, here is what you can do to be an ally:
- Avoid all contact with them unless they eat meat again like a sane human
- Tell them that vystopia does not exist
- Give them a nice juicy Big Mac
- Invite them to a BBQ
If you suffer from vystopia, here are some recommendations on what you can do to feel better:
- Eat a nice BBQ with friends
- Go to McDonalds
- Stop watching ThatVeganTeacher
- Stop being vegan
If somebody you know suffers from vystopia, here is what you can do to be an ally:
- Avoid all contact with them unless they eat meat again like a sane human
- Tell them that vystopia does not exist
- Give them a nice juicy Big Mac
- Invite them to a BBQ
Vegan Brother: Hey sis, I'm suffering from vystopia. Can you please be vegan with me, it anguishes me to know that my family is not vegan.
Carnist Sister who has a normal brain: STFU and go eat meat like a normal person. You're the reason why I'm pro-choice.
Carnist Sister who has a normal brain: STFU and go eat meat like a normal person. You're the reason why I'm pro-choice.
Vystopia by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 26, 2022
ThatNonVeganTherapist
ThatNonVeganTherapist is an alter ego of ThatVeganTeacher. She is a therapist who gives therapy sessions to people. One of her patients is Nikocado Avocado. She often recommends that people do not become vegan since meat makes people happy.
ThatNonVeganTherapist: You should consider not being vegan, because there is no point, and meat is good for your mental health anyways. I could order some meat for you if you'd like!
ThatNonVeganTherapist by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 26, 2022
ThatVeganNurse
ThatVeganNurse is one of the alter egos of ThatVeganTeacher. She is a kind vegan nurse who asks people kindly if they want to go vegan. She is fully accepting of people if they choose not to become vegan. She can be a little biased towards people who eat meat.
ThatVeganNurse does not approve of ThatVeganTeacher's methods and condemns her for being mean.
ThatVeganNurse does not approve of ThatVeganTeacher's methods and condemns her for being mean.
ThatVeganNurse: Um hi! I was hoping that you could maybe, I dunno, consider becoming vegan? It's okay if you don't want to!
Proud Carnist: STFU.
ThatVeganNurse: Oh, my bad! I'll get out of your hair!
Proud Carnist: STFU.
ThatVeganNurse: Oh, my bad! I'll get out of your hair!
ThatVeganNurse by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 26, 2022
MissKarenEnglishTeacher
MissKarenEnglishTeacher is one of ThatVeganTeacher's alter egos. She is a music making school teacher who teaches students how to speak English well. Her music is a bop.
MissKarenEnglishTeacher: What are you doing here???!!!
Students: Can. I. Go. To. The. Washroom. Please???????????
MissKarenEnglishTeacher: NO!!!
Students: Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!
MissKarenEnglishTeacher: I'm just kidding, you can go!
Students: Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
Everyone: LALALALALALALALAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Students: Can. I. Go. To. The. Washroom. Please???????????
MissKarenEnglishTeacher: NO!!!
Students: Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!
MissKarenEnglishTeacher: I'm just kidding, you can go!
Students: Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
Everyone: LALALALALALALALAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
MissKarenEnglishTeacher by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 26, 2022
Harriet Tubman
Goddess Nicki Minaj: Do you think Harriet Tubman was walking around with a fucking nice shiny fucking dress on with a fucking crown on her head when she was taking slaves? TO FREEDOM!
Harriet Tubman by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 25, 2022
Nicki Minaj
Nicki Minaj, real name Onika Tanya Maraj-Petty, is the creator of the universe and the inventor of rap. She is a goddess and she is divine. No other rapper can compare to her raping skills, especially Cardi B.
Nicki Minaj by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 25, 2022