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The Badussy War

The Badussy War was a global conflict between the Barb Allied Powers and the WAP Axis Powers that took place from 1938 to 1945. The conflict began when the Cardigan Empire attacked the the Jiafei Republic in July 19, 1938 for their products. The United States Of Barbica, Doja Kingdom, CupcakKe Union, Grande Kingdom, and Democratic Republic of Peaches, who were allies to the Jiafei Republic, were thus pulled into a war with the Cardigan Empire. The Cardigan Empire's allies, the James Charles Republic, Azalea Union, Swiftussy Empire, and the Stallion Empire, were also dragged into the war against the Barb Allied Forces. The War was a terrifying one, and more there were more than 100,000,000 casualties. The Barb Allied Forces were victorious at the end, and in November 2, 1945, the WAP Axis Powers were forced to pay war reparations. The Cardigan Empire, Azalea Union, and Stallion Empire were forced to give up some of its land, and the James Charles Republic was dissolved into many smaller countries.
The image below shows President Nicole Maraj of the United States Of Barbica condemning Supreme Leader Cardica Bacillious for her invasion of the Jiafei Empire. She was assassinated 4 days later. The casualties of the Badussy War were profound.
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Ivanka Trump

Ivanka Trump is the second oldest child of Donald Trump. She may be romantically involved with her father. She often takes the place of Melania Trump in positions next to her father. Donald Trump said that he would date Ivanka if she were not his daughter.
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Donald Trump: I love how hot she is! I would totally date her if she weren't my daughter!
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Trisha Paytas

Trisha Paytas is a queen on social media. She is known for her mukbangs and her music videos describing her love for Jesus and Moses. She is iconic and tries to promote body positivity the best way she can!

Her natural enemy is the degenerate Shane Dawson.
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Heather

Heather is a smelly ass hoe from Total Drama. She is constantly nasty to everyone and is the reason why many players were eliminated from the game. Nobody likes her.

Her natural enemy is LeShawna.
Heather: I am like, the most popular character in this show,

LeShawna: Shut up you mall shopping ponytail wearing teen girl reading peeking in high school prom queen!

Heather: At least I'm popular!

LeShawna: That's it! Ima bouta whoop yo ass!
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Abuela Madrigal

Abuela Madrigal is the grandmother in the Casita Madrigal. She loves all of her children and grandchildren dearly, except Mirabel. She wants to protect their family and keep all of them safe, except Mirabel she can go die in a hole.
Isabella Madrigal: Abuela, do you love me?

Abuela Madrigal: Of course my Isabella Perfecta! You are my favorite grandchild!

Luisa Madrigal: What about me?

Abuela Madrigal: I love you too, Luisa!

Mirabel Madrigal: And me Abuela?

Abuela Madrigal: Stfu you ugly ass hoe, you can go burn in a hole. Your the reason why Pepa is my favorite daughter, because she did not give birth to a raging mistake like you. You make me wish Bruno was back, I hate you! Get the fuck out of my face!

Mirabel Madrigal: You know what fuck you Abuela, Ima go put out the candle nobody loves you anyways.
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Valindra

The owner of the Divine Sister cult on Roblox. She claims to be a supporter of LGBTQ+ and claims to be nonracist, even though she is the exact opposite. She uses the LGBTQ+ community to make profit and wears a hijab with a bikini, which is offensive to Muslims since the hijab is a symbol of modesty. She also refers to black people as chocolate people, and she made the LGBTQ+ people in her game cannibals. She constantly alters other people's cultures to make videos, such as when she said that Jesus was gay. She also is rumored to have fired people to have made her game. She views herself as a goddess even though she is a racist pig. Unfortunately there are people stupid enough to actually worship her, and it is shocking that these people have voting rights.
Valindra: Our group is the most holiest and supporting group to all kinds! We are a community of love and acceptance-

Somebody who was not dropped as a baby: Bitch shut the fuck up you racist ugly bootleg Cleopatra lookin ass pig. Nobody falls for your stupid propaganda and we all now how racist and homophobic you are.
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