Tiffany Trump

Tiffany Trump is the 4th eldest Trump child and the first child that Donald Trump had with his second wife, Marla Maples. She, like her brother Eric, is a degenerate with an IQ of 43. She is often neglected by her father since she is bad for his public image.
Interviewer: President Trump, what are your thoughts on Tiffany Trump?

Donald Trump: Wait, which one was that again?

Interviewer: The daughter you don't have sex with.

Donald Trump: Oh you mean Not-Ivanka! I haven't spoken to her in 20 years!
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Melania Trump

Donald Trump's 3rd and current wife who he was married to when he became president. Melania is a porno star who only married Donald for his money. Now, she regrets her decision very much and prays to God everyday that Donald dies a slow and painful death.
Interviewer: Melania, what are your thoughts on your husband?

Melania Trump: Oh my god, I hate that cunt! I hope he dies brutal death so I can get inheritance!
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The Trumpettes

The Trumpettes are a group of gals who love President Trump and will vote for him!
The Trumpettes: REAL WOMEN, VOTE FOR TRUMP! WE DON NEED NO LIBERAL CHUMP!
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Veganphobia

Veganphobia is the term used to describe dislike of or prejudice against individuals who are vegan. The term, of course, is not really valid since it was made by 57 year old grown woman who makes her own dog vegan. I am actually veganphobic and you should be too.
ThatVeganTeacher: Stop eating McDonalds, it is very veganphobic of you to be eating that! Do not participate in veganphobia!

Proud VeganPhobic Carnist with 200 IQ: - throws McNuggets and Big Mac at her - Shut the fuck up you ugly vegan Karen. I am veganphobic and PROUD!!!
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Emily

Emily is a white; trans-masculine; femme; genderfluid; able-bodied; neurotypical; depressed; demigrayhighmantic; bluesemidemitrisexual; semihighgreytransromantic; surviver of abuse; Generation Alpha; and Dog parent. Thon pronouns are xe/xem/xyr/xyrs/xemself when thon is happy, ve/ver/vis/verself when thon is sad, ey/em/eir/eirs/eirself when thon is angry, they/them/their/theirs/themself when thon is scared, nee/ner/ners/nerself when thon is disgusted, mer/mers/merself when thon is in love, kie/kir/kirs/kirself when thon is sick, and thon/thons/thonself when thon is feeling neutral. Thon does not have a father, on a unrelated note. Thon is also 12 years old. Thon mother wishes she has gotten an abortion. Thon is also considering becoming a furry zoophile.
Person: Omg did you hear about Emily, she has like a bunch of different pronouns for her different moods, it's so stupid.

Emily, eavesdropping: OMG DID YOU JUST DISRESPECT MY PRONOUNS?!!!

Person: Oh no Emily, I meant to say thon has a bunch of different pronouns!

Emily: MY PRONOUNS RIGHT NOW ARE EY/EM/EIR/EIRS/EIRSELF! YOU ARE SO HOMOPHOBIC, XENOPHOBIC, AND TRANSPHOBIC! I AM GETTING THE PRINCIPAL.

Principal: STFU Emily nobody cares about your stupid pronouns we are all referring to you as she/her/hers/herself!

Emily: I AM CALLING THE POLICE, THIS IS CHILD ABUSE!!!

Principal: Oh boy...
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Susan Smith

Susan Smith is a mother of two. She is a soccer and wine mom. She loves her kiddos and she loves WAP.

*WAP - Waffles and Pancakes
Susan Smith: OMG girls I love to eat WAP so much!

Shelby Rogers: Same girl! I was gonna eat some WAP right now!

Deborah Ann: Well invite me girl, cause I'm hungry for some WAP!
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Trisha Paytas

Trisha Paytas is a queen on social media. She is known for her mukbangs and her music videos describing her love for Jesus and Moses. She is iconic and tries to promote body positivity the best way she can!

Her natural enemy is the degenerate Shane Dawson.
Person #1: Yo what do you think about Trisha Paytas?

Person #2: She is such an icon!

Person #1: PERIOD!
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