Obama

Obama is the 44th president of the United States. His last name is unknown. He likes to refer to his people as "my fellow Americans."
Reporter: What is your last name, Obama?

Obama: My last name is -
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Shane Dawson

Shane Dawson is a fucking pedophile and zoophile who should be locked up in the cellars of an insane asylum. He is mentally ill and should not be given a platform on the internet.

His natural enemy is the queen Trisha Paytas.
Person #1: Hey, do you know Shane Dawson?

Person #2: OML, that pedo? I'd never let my younger siblings or my dogs get near him!

Person #1: Same, I would never let my baby cousins or my pet rabbit get near him either!
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Joe Biden

Joe Biden is the 46th president of the United States. He is senile and is known to have an inability to make complete sentences. Joe is also known to be a pedophile and a creep, seeing the ways he touches women of all ages.
Hillary Clinton: My lord, Joe Biden is so weird. He put his arms around my waste the other day.

(Below is an accurate depiction of Joe Biden's reaction when he sees a 5 year old girl.)
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Nicki Minaj

Nicki Minaj, real name Onika Tanya Maraj-Petty, is the creator of the universe and the inventor of rap. She is a goddess and she is divine. No other rapper can compare to her raping skills, especially Cardi B.
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Nicki Minaj

Nicki Minaj (Full name: Onika Tanya Maraj-Petty) is the creater of the universe and the inventor of rap. She is the queen of rap and without her our universe would decay at rapid speed.
Barb #1: OMG what are your thoughts on Nicki Minaj?

Barb #2: Nicki MInaj is da queen of rap!!! PERIOD!!!

Barb #1: Facts!
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Abuela Madrigal

Abuela Madrigal is the grandmother in the Casita Madrigal. She loves all of her children and grandchildren dearly, except Mirabel. She wants to protect their family and keep all of them safe, except Mirabel she can go die in a hole.
Isabella Madrigal: Abuela, do you love me?

Abuela Madrigal: Of course my Isabella Perfecta! You are my favorite grandchild!

Luisa Madrigal: What about me?

Abuela Madrigal: I love you too, Luisa!

Mirabel Madrigal: And me Abuela?

Abuela Madrigal: Stfu you ugly ass hoe, you can go burn in a hole. Your the reason why Pepa is my favorite daughter, because she did not give birth to a raging mistake like you. You make me wish Bruno was back, I hate you! Get the fuck out of my face!

Mirabel Madrigal: You know what fuck you Abuela, Ima go put out the candle nobody loves you anyways.
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MissKarenEnglishTeacher

MissKarenEnglishTeacher is one of ThatVeganTeacher's alter egos. She is a music making school teacher who teaches students how to speak English well. Her music is a bop.
MissKarenEnglishTeacher: What are you doing here???!!!

Students: Can. I. Go. To. The. Washroom. Please???????????

MissKarenEnglishTeacher: NO!!!

Students: Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!

MissKarenEnglishTeacher: I'm just kidding, you can go!

Students: Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!

Everyone: LALALALALALALALAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
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