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Bitch Expert

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The Bitch Expert was a mysterious person who studied bitches and their behavior. They gave the best definitions regarding the bitch species and their ways of life, as well as the many different species of bitches that roam our planet. One of the definitions they wrote was the term defining Obedient Bitch. They have been inactive since August 31 of 2019. What happened to them is unknown.
Rumor has it that the Bitch Expert was assassinated by an angry feminazi, but this rumor was never confirmed. Below is a police sketch of what the Bitch Expert may have looked like.
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Queen Of Urban Dictionary 

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The Queen Of Urban Dictionary is me. She is the best lexicographer ever and writes the best definitions in the entire world!
Person #1: I wonder who LeShawna is...

Person #2: You should go check out the Queen Of Urban Dictionary! She gives the best definitions for terms!

Person #1: OMG you are right! Why didn't I think of that in the first place???
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ThatVeganTeacher 

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To avoid a question and change the subject.

This is the verb of ThatVeganTeacher. To learn more about the person, see my other definition.
When the politician was asked on his stance regarding gun laws, he ThatVeganTeachered the question and talked about the economy instead.

When the teacher asks if I did my homework, I'm gonna ThatVeganTeacher the question.
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Trisha Paytas 

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Trisha Paytas is a queen on social media. She is known for her mukbangs and her music videos describing her love for Jesus and Moses. She is iconic and tries to promote body positivity the best way she can!

Her natural enemy is the degenerate Shane Dawson.
Person #1: Yo what do you think about Trisha Paytas?

Person #2: She is such an icon!

Person #1: PERIOD!
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Shane Dawson 

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Shane Dawson is a fucking pedophile and zoophile who should be locked up in the cellars of an insane asylum. He is mentally ill and should not be given a platform on the internet.

His natural enemy is the queen Trisha Paytas.
Person #1: Hey, do you know Shane Dawson?

Person #2: OML, that pedo? I'd never let my younger siblings or my dogs get near him!

Person #1: Same, I would never let my baby cousins or my pet rabbit get near him either!
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King Quran 

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Quran McCain, also know as King Quran, is a 24 year old man who is dating a 61 year old grown hag named Cheryl. He was probably groomed by her a a young age. His mom is probably younger than his girlfriend.
Commenter: Yo King Quran, wear red if you are in trouble.

Cheryl: Stop it guys, my baby is not in any trouble.

Quran: Yeah guys, I am not in any trouble. -wearing the most red shirt on the planet-
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Susan Smith 

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Susan Smith is a mother of two. She is a soccer and wine mom. She loves her kiddos and she loves WAP.

*WAP - Waffles and Pancakes
Susan Smith: OMG girls I love to eat WAP so much!

Shelby Rogers: Same girl! I was gonna eat some WAP right now!

Deborah Ann: Well invite me girl, cause I'm hungry for some WAP!
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