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Xi Jinping

Xi Jinping, commonly referred to as Xinnie the Pooh due to his striking resemblance to Winnie the Pooh, is the current president of China. He says that you are to only have 1 child, play only 1 hour of video game per weak, say that nothing happened in 1989, and say that Taiwan isn't real.
Chinese Citizen: 我愛台灣,它是一個美麗的國家 1989年是天安門大屠殺發生的一年 我有3個孩子 我們每天都玩 6 個小時的電子遊戲!

Xi Jinping: 你好中國公民 不幸的是,您的社會信用評分非常低 您的執行日期設置為 2022 年 10 月 25 日

(You might wanna translate this to English.)
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Hillary Clinton

Hillary Clinton is the wife of Bill Clinton. During Bill Clinton's presidency, she did all the work as president. Bill Clinton only got to be president because he is a man.
Hillary Clinton: I must find a way to assassinate my husband.
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Nicki Minaj

Nicki Minaj, real name Onika Tanya Maraj-Petty, is the creator of the universe and the inventor of rap. She is a goddess and she is divine. No other rapper can compare to her raping skills, especially Cardi B.
Barb #1: NICKI MINAJ IS THE QUEEN OF RAP!

Barb #2: PERIOD!!!
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Gwen

Gwen is a character from Total Drama Island. She is very emo and gothic. She does not get along with people she does not know well. Her significant other is Trent.

Similar to LeShawna, Gwen's natural enemy is also Heather.
Heather: Oh my gawd, move it Gwen! You creepy goth girl!

LeShawna: Oh hell na, cracker! You messed with the wrong sista! -chases Leshawna-
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Trisha Paytas

Trisha Paytas is a queen on social media. She is known for her mukbangs and her music videos describing her love for Jesus and Moses. She is iconic and tries to promote body positivity the best way she can!

Her natural enemy is the degenerate Shane Dawson.
Person #1: Yo what do you think about Trisha Paytas?

Person #2: She is such an icon!

Person #1: PERIOD!
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Abuela Madrigal

Abuela Madrigal is the grandmother in the Casita Madrigal. She loves all of her children and grandchildren dearly, except Mirabel. She wants to protect their family and keep all of them safe, except Mirabel she can go die in a hole.
Isabella Madrigal: Abuela, do you love me?

Abuela Madrigal: Of course my Isabella Perfecta! You are my favorite grandchild!

Luisa Madrigal: What about me?

Abuela Madrigal: I love you too, Luisa!

Mirabel Madrigal: And me Abuela?

Abuela Madrigal: Stfu you ugly ass hoe, you can go burn in a hole. Your the reason why Pepa is my favorite daughter, because she did not give birth to a raging mistake like you. You make me wish Bruno was back, I hate you! Get the fuck out of my face!

Mirabel Madrigal: You know what fuck you Abuela, Ima go put out the candle nobody loves you anyways.
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King Quran

Quran McCain, also know as King Quran, is a 24 year old man who is dating a 61 year old grown hag named Cheryl. He was probably groomed by her a a young age. His mom is probably younger than his girlfriend.
Commenter: Yo King Quran, wear red if you are in trouble.

Cheryl: Stop it guys, my baby is not in any trouble.

Quran: Yeah guys, I am not in any trouble. -wearing the most red shirt on the planet-
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