Definitions by QuacksO0

sassparated

How you'll feel if either you get interacted with less than respectfully/seriously or da pub will only serve you a non-alcoholic drink.

20-year-old: I got totally sassparated when da bartender both eye-rollingly rejected da fake-ID card I'd shown him and then poured me a glass of root beer instead of da shot of whiskey I'd asked for.

sassparated by QuacksO0 June 8, 2025

jimnastics

What you'll hafta regularly perform to stay in shape if you chow down on too many of Mr. Dean's salty calories-laden breakfast-sausages.

Like da hips-swinging Elvis, da famous "Big John" singer was known for fancy jimnastics while he performed onstage.

jimnastics by QuacksO0 June 8, 2025

applod 

What a group of slow-'n'-steady-tramping animals may appear to be doing by da sounds dat their footfalls make.

Animal-rescue volunteer: Every time I watch da small herd of horses dat I've nursed back to health robustly clomping together across da pasture, I feel like they're appreciatively applodding me (i.e., "Look how healthy we are now, thanks to you!") for all of my efforts on their behalf.

applod by QuacksO0 June 8, 2025

cemeterry 

A spooky graveyard where da ghosts appear to be cloaked in thick white fabrics.

Seamstress: I wonder if I could make a little extra income by occasionally hanging out at a cemeterry and offering to patch da worn spots on da specters' robes?

cemeterry by QuacksO0 June 8, 2025

MissElenious 

Refers to assorted non-major attributes regarding California's lieutenant-governor Kounalakis prior to her "tying da knot".

I see comparatively little MissElenious data online 'cuz a majority of her political career took place after her marriage.

MissElenious by QuacksO0 June 7, 2025

canine-communication channeling 

Refers to where ya casually "say sumpin' to da dog" in order to less-directly convey said remark to one or more fellow humans within earshot.

A classic example of "canine-communication channeling" would be to tell da family pooch to let a recently-arrived visitor alone so dat he can relax after performing a stressful/exhausting task for you; what you are really meaning is to express regret and gratitude to said weary person for his so-greatly exerting himself on your behalf.

canine-communication channeling by QuacksO0 May 31, 2025

Cavemanne brand 

Da line of fire extinguishers dat are so simple to operate, even a primitive primate could use them.

Prehistoric man cooked over an open fire, so a Cavemanne brand conflagration-dowser would have been handy to have around "just in case".

Cavemanne brand by QuacksO0 May 30, 2025