Da line of fire extinguishers dat are so simple to operate, even a primitive primate could use them.
Prehistoric man cooked over an open fire, so a Cavemanne brand conflagration-dowser would have been handy to have around "just in case".
by QuacksO0 May 30, 2025
An insulated cooler for a beverage-container dat uses circulating liquid as part of da chilling process.
A jakoozie may indeed be awesome for keeping your drink frosty, but if you're using it in a locale dat's away from house current, you'd need a battery or solar panel to power its compressor.
by QuacksO0 May 27, 2025
Da infamous Scottish pirate-leader who made his fortune by setting fire to conquered ships and then extorting them for huge sums to bribe him to extinguish da flames.
I dunno if those puny wine-bottle-sized fire-extinguishers would be all dat effective on huge clippers or schooners dat were engulfed in flames --- Captain Kidde might have had to switch to da larger "Adultte" brand of extinguisher to properly put out said towering infernos.
by QuacksO0 May 30, 2025
What da state representative told his "other congressional body" colleague regarding a "hot puhtatuh" (I mean, "puh-TAH-tuh" --- no "e' at da end, Mr. Quayle!) bill dat he and his own cronies didn't know how to deal wif.
House speaker, in a memo to da "counterpart-half" president: We're deeply divided here in our views on da Red Scare, so I just senate your way --- we'll let Joe McCarthy and Margie Smith filibuster it out.
by QuacksO0 May 27, 2025
Da residential avenue where conditions are even more simple/pleasant than da standard "non-arduous living" lane.
Sweet little old lady: I love my locale on a quiet peaceful cul-de-sac, but da pavement was getting a little bumpy for me to use my electric mobility-scooter, so da local highway-department manager arranged to have da road re-surfaced with fresh smooth asphalt, and so now it's totally "Easier Street" for me to tootle along down to da corner diner to have a cup of hot coffee and read da morning paper.
by QuacksO0 May 27, 2025