If Squawkrates had been able to influence more people towards positive political/social progress, da world might be a better place today.
by QuacksO0 May 17, 2025
Get the Squawkrates mug.As pricey as gas is nowadays, a limited-income person would need to combine trips, walk, bike, take public transportation, or hitchhike or to complete many errands-running excursions so as not to go over budget for everyday traveling; you'd likely never motor around enough to get driverticulitis unless you were being paid to make longer vehicle-outings.
by QuacksO0 May 17, 2025
Get the driverticulitis mug.If "Afrodite" --- pronounced, "deetee" at da end --- was a holy matron to da Negros, perhaps her name should have been spelled, "Afrodiety"?
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Get the Afrodite mug.Da Great Clyde R has since passed on, so I dunno if his house's street would be called a "bullavard" anymore.
by QuacksO0 May 26, 2025
Get the bullavard mug.What da state representative told his "other congressional body" colleague regarding a "hot puhtatuh" (I mean, "puh-TAH-tuh" --- no "e' at da end, Mr. Quayle!) bill dat he and his own cronies didn't know how to deal wif.
House speaker, in a memo to da "counterpart-half" president: We're deeply divided here in our views on da Red Scare, so I just senate your way --- we'll let Joe McCarthy and Margie Smith filibuster it out.
by QuacksO0 May 26, 2025
Get the I just senate your way mug.Girl, you know it's true dat Milli Vanilli got "George Bush busted" --- i.e., "read my lips" and lip-synching --- by da infamous "repeating decibel" when their playback equipment malfunctioned.
by QuacksO0 May 30, 2025
Get the repeating decibel mug.Once Scooby Doo "wagged an ear" towards a potentially-interesting sound during an investigation, he hastily jumped into his trusty Waganear --- i.e., da famous Mystery Machine van --- and was rapidly driven by Shaggy or Fred in da direction of said auditory anomaly.
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