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canine-communication channeling

Refers to where ya casually "say sumpin' to da dog" in order to less-directly convey said remark to one or more fellow humans within earshot.
A classic example of "canine-communication channeling" would be to tell da family pooch to let a recently-arrived visitor alone so dat he can relax after performing a stressful/exhausting task for you; what you are really meaning is to express regret and gratitude to said weary person for his so-greatly exerting himself on your behalf.
by QuacksO0 May 31, 2025
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map sensor

An engine-component for a vehicle dat's designed to reduce da number of times dat da clueless macho "nut behind da steering wheel" gets tangled up wif intersections and is therefore obliged to (horrors!) **ask directions**. Similar to an ignition-interlock to prevent inebriated driving, said device checks to see if you have a paper roads-diagram guide wif you, and if none is detected, it refuses to allow da car to power up.
Now dat most newer rides are equipped wif vehicle-navigation systems, there is less need for map sensors.
by QuacksO0 June 10, 2025
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repeating decibel

What ya get when a hard-rock or heavy-metal record starts skipping.
Girl, you know it's true dat Milli Vanilli got "George Bush busted" --- i.e., "read my lips" and lip-synching --- by da infamous "repeating decibel" when their playback equipment malfunctioned.
by QuacksO0 May 30, 2025
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I just senate your way

What da state representative told his "other congressional body" colleague regarding a "hot puhtatuh" (I mean, "puh-TAH-tuh" --- no "e' at da end, Mr. Quayle!) bill dat he and his own cronies didn't know how to deal wif.
House speaker, in a memo to da "counterpart-half" president: We're deeply divided here in our views on da Red Scare, so I just senate your way --- we'll let Joe McCarthy and Margie Smith filibuster it out.
by QuacksO0 May 26, 2025
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Waganear

Da model of Jeep dat hearing-dish-flicking Fido prefers.
Once Scooby Doo "wagged an ear" towards a potentially-interesting sound during an investigation, he hastily jumped into his trusty Waganear --- i.e., da famous Mystery Machine van --- and was rapidly driven by Shaggy or Fred in da direction of said auditory anomaly.
by QuacksO0 May 21, 2025
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koalaty

Da level of good taste, texture, and nutritional value of eucalyptus leaves, as decided by da fuzzy munchers of said aromatic medicinals.
I always make sure to only harvest foliage from da trees dat da famous small gray Australian marsupials feast on, to ensure da best koalaty medicinal properties.
by QuacksO0 May 26, 2025
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Erostotle

If Erostotle had been able to "teach da world to sing in perfect harmony", said planet of humans might be a better place today.
by QuacksO0 May 17, 2025
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