Da residential avenue where conditions are even more simple/pleasant than da standard "non-arduous living" lane.
Sweet little old lady: I love my locale on a quiet peaceful cul-de-sac, but da pavement was getting a little bumpy for me to use my electric mobility-scooter, so da local highway-department manager arranged to have da road re-surfaced with fresh smooth asphalt, and so now it's totally "Easier Street" for me to tootle along down to da corner diner to have a cup of hot coffee and read da morning paper.
by QuacksO0 May 26, 2025
How you politely request an Italian to make room for your foam drink-cooler on da table next to his own utensils.
American guest: This table looks fairly small and crowded --- I hesitate to ask anyone to shift his silverware around to accommodate my insulated lemonade-glass.
Italian host: Oh, don't worry about that --- just take any empty seat and quietly say "skoozie" to your seating-neighbor; he'll move aside for you.
Italian host: Oh, don't worry about that --- just take any empty seat and quietly say "skoozie" to your seating-neighbor; he'll move aside for you.
by QuacksO0 May 27, 2025
What da unexpected father in da infamous "dallying doctor" joke realized dat he was faced wif when da "spaghetti" letter from Italy informed him dat his nurse had given birth to quadruplets.
In da hilarious "if Firestone made condoms" cartoon, a total infantstation is shown to be gathered on da couch.
by QuacksO0 June 16, 2025
I'm gonna raise tasty aromatic medicinal plants to sell, but I wanna let my "marsupials from down under" friends taste da leaves first to see if they "koalafy" as good "koality".
by QuacksO0 May 26, 2025
Seamstress: I wonder if I could make a little extra income by occasionally hanging out at a cemeterry and offering to patch da worn spots on da specters' robes?
by QuacksO0 June 08, 2025
Da humongously-worshipped Greek goddess of love.
Aphrodiety's father was Uranus; it figgers, since she was so beautiful and seductive dat many gods and male humans would willingly have "taken it up da butt" to be her lover.
by QuacksO0 May 17, 2025