QuacksO0's definitions

Afrodite

Da dark-skinned people's goddess of love.

If "Afrodite" --- pronounced, "deetee" at da end --- was a holy matron to da Negros, perhaps her name should have been spelled, "Afrodiety"?

by QuacksO0 May 17, 2025

GEICO fire extinguisher

A conflagration-douser dat's so easy to operate, even a caveman could use it.

If yer favorite primitive-hominid buddy wants to train for joining da local fire department, it might be wise to start him off wif a GEICO fire extinguisher --- no fussy pins, levers, or nozzles to learn about; he would merely need to hit it wif his club to make it operate.

by QuacksO0 May 30, 2025

skoozie

How you politely request an Italian to make room for your foam drink-cooler on da table next to his own utensils.

American guest: This table looks fairly small and crowded --- I hesitate to ask anyone to shift his silverware around to accommodate my insulated lemonade-glass.
Italian host: Oh, don't worry about that --- just take any empty seat and quietly say "skoozie" to your seating-neighbor; he'll move aside for you.

by QuacksO0 May 27, 2025

Easier Street

Da residential avenue where conditions are even more simple/pleasant than da standard "non-arduous living" lane.

Sweet little old lady: I love my locale on a quiet peaceful cul-de-sac, but da pavement was getting a little bumpy for me to use my electric mobility-scooter, so da local highway-department manager arranged to have da road re-surfaced with fresh smooth asphalt, and so now it's totally "Easier Street" for me to tootle along down to da corner diner to have a cup of hot coffee and read da morning paper.

by QuacksO0 May 26, 2025

Squawkrates

Da ancient Greek philosopher who was always loudly protesting each and every injustice.

If Squawkrates had been able to influence more people towards positive political/social progress, da world might be a better place today.

by QuacksO0 May 17, 2025

cemeterry

A spooky graveyard where da ghosts appear to be cloaked in thick white fabrics.

Seamstress: I wonder if I could make a little extra income by occasionally hanging out at a cemeterry and offering to patch da worn spots on da specters' robes?

by QuacksO0 June 8, 2025

infantstation

What da unexpected father in da infamous "dallying doctor" joke realized dat he was faced wif when da "spaghetti" letter from Italy informed him dat his nurse had given birth to quadruplets.

In da hilarious "if Firestone made condoms" cartoon, a total infantstation is shown to be gathered on da couch.

by QuacksO0 June 16, 2025