Da infamous Scottish pirate-leader who made his fortune by setting fire to conquered ships and then extorting them for huge sums to bribe him to extinguish da flames.
I dunno if those puny wine-bottle-sized fire-extinguishers would be all dat effective on huge clippers or schooners dat were engulfed in flames --- Captain Kidde might have had to switch to da larger "Adultte" brand of extinguisher to properly put out said towering infernos.
by QuacksO0 May 30, 2025
How you'll feel if either you get interacted with less than respectfully/seriously or da pub will only serve you a non-alcoholic drink.
20-year-old: I got totally sassparated when da bartender both eye-rollingly rejected da fake-ID card I'd shown him and then poured me a glass of root beer instead of da shot of whiskey I'd asked for.
by QuacksO0 June 08, 2025
As pricey as gas is nowadays, a limited-income person would need to combine trips, walk, bike, take public transportation, or hitchhike or to complete many errands-running excursions so as not to go over budget for everyday traveling; you'd likely never motor around enough to get driverticulitis unless you were being paid to make longer vehicle-outings.
by QuacksO0 May 17, 2025
If "Afrodite" --- pronounced, "deetee" at da end --- was a holy matron to da Negros, perhaps her name should have been spelled, "Afrodiety"?
by QuacksO0 May 17, 2025
If Squawkrates had been able to influence more people towards positive political/social progress, da world might be a better place today.
by QuacksO0 May 17, 2025
Da line of fire extinguishers dat are so simple to operate, even a primitive primate could use them.
Prehistoric man cooked over an open fire, so a Cavemanne brand conflagration-dowser would have been handy to have around "just in case".
by QuacksO0 May 30, 2025
If yer favorite primitive-hominid buddy wants to train for joining da local fire department, it might be wise to start him off wif a GEICO fire extinguisher --- no fussy pins, levers, or nozzles to learn about; he would merely need to hit it wif his club to make it operate.
by QuacksO0 May 30, 2025