QuacksO's definitions

equiverlent

A good "apples to apples" ratio of either da shimmying attributes of Jello-like substances or da similar specs of tubular holders for arrows.

Da slowly-erupting geyser caused by using too much yeast or carbonated soda in a culinary-mixture would likely be somewhat equiverlent to da tall frothy foaming plume resulting from your having added an excessive quantity of bubble-bath to da warm water in yer tub.

by QuacksO October 23, 2024

pulpitations

Tremors and involuntary shivers caused by either spending too long in church, or being overwhelmed by one or more powerful sermons.

I generally feel turned off (and usually **turn off** the TV or radio as a result) when I hear an evangelist roaring about Hellfire and brimstone... what do they want me to do --- get major pulpitations just from listening to those ego-inflated frauds rail about non-important issues???

by QuacksO January 14, 2020

arrowgance

What da over-confident Sheriff of Nottingham's dragoons possessed when they first tried pursuing Robin Hood and his Merry Men, not realizing what good riders and sharpshooters said bow-wielding horsemen actually were.

In one famous Dukes of Hazzard car-chase, Boss Hogg's evil henchmen guffawingly scoffed when they saw Bo and Luke using bows and arrows as weapons against the mercs' own seemingly-superior firearms, but their arrowgance was short-lived when one of the Duke Boys' dynamite-tipped arrows exploded their car's engine and thus ended their pursuit for the time being.

by QuacksO October 22, 2020

innocentce

A penny for your wholesome thoughts.

The till-skimmer protested his innocentce when he was caught making off with a lot of copper coins.

by QuacksO May 15, 2022

Chippewa at it

To gradually labor through a task or conundrum regarding Native American culture.

Preserving and arranging ancient arrowheads in an attractive museum display takes a lot of patience and effort, but if you just Chippewa at it, you'll eventually complete da task.

by QuacksO December 25, 2024

Imus learn some better manners

What "The Don" should have said to himself before he ever became a radio personality.

It actually took a debate with Al Sharpton to get "The BIG I" to admit that, "Imus learn some better manners" --- yeah, no s**t, Sherlock!

by QuacksO October 16, 2018

naturally salted butter

Da result of a lazy-a** teenager's being made to do his share of da housework by hand-churning cream, and shedding copious tears about having to perform said boring/arduous task.

Once motorized butter-making machinery was invented, da term "naturally salted butter" referred to simply sprinkling on da crystally-white stuff by hand.

by QuacksO July 25, 2024