squirrel shout-out

Where you abruptly snap your head around and irritably bellow, “WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?!” up into the trees whenever a bushy-tailed nut-gatherer makes a chattering scolding ruckus when you are merely minding your own business and working quietly in your yard. Sometimes this stress-relieving action may actually be performed mostly for the entertainment of others in your vicinity, particularly easily-amused giggly children --- you may indeed be highly irritated by the squirrel's inexplicable/unwarranted noisy tirade, but everyone knows that your own crimson-faced outburst really isn't gonna do much good overall, since squirrels obviously ain't gonna keep quiet just 'cuz you want them to.
Sometimes doing a squirrel shout-out is indeed effective in shutting up dat noisy fur-varmint, at least for a few minutes… guess he’s so non-plussed at my sudden bellowing outburst that he doesn’t know quite what to make of it all. But in any case, I still fail to see what he’s getting so pissed off about in da first place --- I’m not bothering him or even paying him any mind, and I sure as shootin’ ain’t after his precious acorns, so what’s his beef with me, anyhoot???
by QuacksO September 09, 2018
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Obi-chon Hardware

Where Luke Skywalker's uncle goes to get fasteners and other repair-materials for his machinery.
If da Obi-chon Hardware chain had stocked spare spaceship parts, maybe da Reisistance members wouldn't have had to stop for replacement parts at da shady salvage yard.
by QuacksO June 30, 2023
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paraffinalia

Da assorted equipment used for making or burning candles.
Plain white candle-wax is used for canning, too, so "paraffinalia" could also refer to tools used in sealing the jars.
by QuacksO February 11, 2020
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confreshion

An admittance of guilt dat you got wild 'n' frisky wif one or more fellow humans.
If you see a teenage couple red-facedly heading into a curtained booth in a cathedral, you can bet they are likely there to make a mutual confreshion.
by QuacksO January 14, 2023
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oliver oil

A rich greasy fluid that if ingested causes you to act in a really "slippery" manner like da infamous Ollie North.
Between the oliver oil, orange mcfarlanade, and poindextrose, it's no wonder that the Iran-Contra Affair was such a "recipe for disaster".
by QuacksO October 14, 2018
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eyecon

A "click here to see more" symbol of a human vision-organ.
Plain old eyecons are fun in and of themselves, but I especially love da animated ones dat humorously blink when you click on them, admiringly/approvingly follow your cursor with their gaze as you move your mouse over to them, etc.
by QuacksO February 16, 2024
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feeture

A likeable/desirable aspect of someone's tootsies, such as being slender/shapely, having "juicy" toes, being double-jointed, etc.
I love holding and rubbing da feet of any cute chick, but my favorite feeture would be if she has plump rubbery toes dat flex back and forth smoothly/easily... I could play wif those lovely things for hours.
by QuacksO May 31, 2019
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