QuacksO's definitions

methawedical

What putting frozen dinners into da microwave every day eventually becomes.

Youth-camp chef: Preparing simple pre-packaged meals for da kiddos does indeed get kinda methawedical after a while, but seeing da delighted looks on said pint-sized people's faces as they're eagerly chowing down on said tasty comestibles --- and hearing them gleefully exclaiming about how good da food is and thanking me gratefully for preparing it for them --- makes said semi-drudgery all worth it.

by QuacksO January 10, 2025

wreckquisition

Refers to where someone demands the use of demolition equipment.

I'm gonna try tearing down this old shed myself with a hammer and crowbar; no need to make any wreckquisitions just yet.

by QuacksO March 2, 2019

capitol punishment

The premature termination of life that Abraham Lincoln, James Garfield, William McKinley, and John F. Kennedy received as a "penalty for their crime" of merely being the current U.S. President.

My favorite "capitol punishment" joke is "So aside from the ending, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play?"

by QuacksO September 23, 2020

homeicide

What da Wicked Witch of da West accused Dorothy of when da house of said young girl fell on da Wicked Witch of da East.

Glenda da Good Witch advised da Oz's-left-hand-quadrant-ruling sorceress to "Begone, before someone drops a house on you, as well", indicating dat there might be a second homeicide if said evil black-robed hag stuck around for too long.

by QuacksO December 26, 2022

cropulation

Refers to where you get so incredibly horny dat you sneak into a farmer's field and hump all of da watermelons or pumpkins.

Besides describing da act of drenching a produce-farmer's ripening ground-fruits in jizz, da term "cropulation" can also work well for referring to your partaking of a delightful "roll in da hay" wif da farmer's daughter (who most likely had gotten super-wet between her OWN legs after catching you making out wif da eggplants, and had therefore invited you to instead "partake of da real thing" wif her), since you'd be utilizing some of da also-harvested-from-a-field aromatic feed-bales both as padding on da barn-loft's floor and as concealment of your sordid-but-sumptuous bouncy-bouncy wif said straw-hat-and-overalls-clad damsel.

by QuacksO February 9, 2023

criminal wreckord

What da perps in a swoop-and-squat scam will likely get if they're caught and prosecuted.

If you don't want a criminal wreckord:
(A) don't drive while impaired, and

(B) watch where da HECK you're going whenever you're behind da wheel!

by QuacksO February 26, 2023

IsoTope

The "auxiliary" verger of Cloisterham Cathedral.

IsoTope may indeed have had just a minor role in the "Mystery Of Edwin Drood" tale, but I am still a bit surprised that neither Dickens nor Garfield made any mention of him in the famous mystery-thriller story.

by QuacksO November 14, 2018