Skip to main content

Definitions by QuacksO

Wienerschnitzel 

A man’s penis. Usually referred to this way in a tone of sarcastic disgust, when the speaker (usually female) is mildly-to-moderately irritated.
“Attentive” boyfriend: How did you sleep last night, honey?
Exasperated girl: I didn’t sleep a wink --- how could I sleep with your wienerschnitzel poking at me all night?!
Wienerschnitzel by QuacksO September 25, 2011

Captain Crunch 

Incompetent and/or oblivious moron of a driver who is prone to crashing vehicles into walls, backing into cement traffic-barriers, taking out road-signs, knocking over lamp-posts, denting other parked cars, flattening potted plants, squashing trash-cans, etc.
"Helpful" neighborhood kid: Want me to move your car for you"
You: No thank you, Captain Crunch. I see all the dents you've already put in your own car!
Captain Crunch by QuacksO September 23, 2011

guzintas 

Mathematical term of division that you have to know in order to pass a college math course.
(alternate spellings: gazintas, gizintas, etc.)
Prof (to class): Does everyone know his guzintas?
Class: Duhhh???
Prof: Well, everyone has to know his guzintas. You have to know that two guzinta four two times, and four guzinta eight two times, and eight guzinta sixteen...
guzintas by QuacksO June 12, 2011