Definitions by QuacksO
flutterbuy
Refers to an attractive female's “purchasing” of a mushy-hearted male's compliance/forgiveness/assistance/generosity by giving him a wheedling smile and batting her eyelashes. Often spoken about in a disgusted/sarcastic tone by a fellow male who was not present at the time of said “transaction”, and so he cannot really have any way of knowing for sure if HE HIMSELF might have been hopelessly “melted”, also, if he had been in his buddy's shoes. Daisy Duke is known to be something of an expert at this sort of thing, frequently using her beauty and charm to mellow the otherwise hard-nosed Hazzard County officials and get them to go easier on her two somewhat-reckless cousins.
Recently-arrived museum ticket agent: You mean to tell me that you let that giggle of girls in for FREE?!?!??? Are you outta yer mind, dude?!??
Starry-eyed ticket agent whom he is relieving: Oh, I couldn't help it... they gave me such warm sweet simpery smiles and flapped their long exquisite eyelashes at me in such an alluringly flirty manner that so I just couldn’t bear to charge them anything.
Recently-arrived museum ticket agent: Ahhhh... they pulled the ole' “flutterbuy routine” on you, did they??
Starry-eyed ticket agent whom he is relieving: Oh, I couldn't help it... they gave me such warm sweet simpery smiles and flapped their long exquisite eyelashes at me in such an alluringly flirty manner that so I just couldn’t bear to charge them anything.
Recently-arrived museum ticket agent: Ahhhh... they pulled the ole' “flutterbuy routine” on you, did they??
flutterbuy by QuacksO December 29, 2013
Sadderday
The unsatisfying day at the end of the week when people on a diet are compelled to ditch their dissipative junk-food routine and only eat flavor-impaired less-filling low-calorie health foods. Can be especially distressing after the previous 24-hour period, Fryday, which is the one glorious day of the week when they are allowed to indulge in all their debauched gluttonous chowing down of rich greasy salty deep-fried delights.
Wife #1: What's with your husband today? He hath that lean and hungry look.
Wife #2: Oh, it's nothing, really, dear... he's just feeling the classic “Sadderday syndrome” after stuffing his face with burgers and fries all day yesterday.
Wife #2: Oh, it's nothing, really, dear... he's just feeling the classic “Sadderday syndrome” after stuffing his face with burgers and fries all day yesterday.
Bangorrhea
That notoriously-familiar case of “liquid farts” that a visitor (especially one who's used to the somewhat-arduous routine of country living) gets from hanging around Bangor, Maine too long and partaking of the convenience and fast-food diet of city life. Can sometimes go the other way (Bangor-stipation) if one gets "bound up" inside from chowing down on too many triple-cheeseburgers with extra cheese.
I decided to hang around the Bangor-Brewer area with my city slicker buddies, and now I gots Bangorrhea.
Bangorrhea by QuacksO December 11, 2013
p,i.t.b.u.l.l.
Acronym for “Pain In The Butt Unless Liberally Liquored”. Refers to a whiny spoiled-rotten individual who exhibits selfish immature “canine” tendencies (making lots of noise and creating messy chaos, getting underfoot and wanting constant attention when others are busy, sniffing and nuzzling everyone continuously, etc.), and whose disruptive behavior subsides only at times when he is totally passed out from excessive alcohol intake.
I have to bring my lazy good-fer-nuthin' brother a twelve-pack every day. or he's a bleepin' p,i.t.b.u.l.l.!
p,i.t.b.u.l.l. by QuacksO December 11, 2013
Loss Vegas
Sin City, Nevada, where people go in the hopes of winning it big, but usually end up just losing their shirts .
I just got a windfall settlement, but I ain't gonna blow it a Loss Vegas --- they say you're more likely to get struck by lightning than win the jackpot.
Loss Vegas by QuacksO December 9, 2013
immune system
Refers to the human race's unwritten legal code ("The System") that exempts dead people from being responsible/punishable for unwise or offensive action.
Thanks to the rules of the immune system, dead people cannot be blamed or caused to feel regret for prejudiced remarks, as is shown in the following infamous comic conversation from television.
Achmad the Dead Terrorist: I would not kill the Jews... I would just toss a penny between them, and watch them fight to the death over it! Or in the case of a couple Catholic priests, I would toss in a small boy!
Jeff Dunham: Stop it, Achmad! You can't be telling racist jokes on my show! It offends people!
Achmad the Dead Terrorist: Well, I'm already dead, so what do I care?
{{audience guffaws}}
Achmad the Dead Terrorist: SILENCE!!! I KEEL you!
Achmad the Dead Terrorist: I would not kill the Jews... I would just toss a penny between them, and watch them fight to the death over it! Or in the case of a couple Catholic priests, I would toss in a small boy!
Jeff Dunham: Stop it, Achmad! You can't be telling racist jokes on my show! It offends people!
Achmad the Dead Terrorist: Well, I'm already dead, so what do I care?
{{audience guffaws}}
Achmad the Dead Terrorist: SILENCE!!! I KEEL you!
immune system by QuacksO November 23, 2013
movie madness
That feeling of growing panic and insanity that one feels at times when he does not have access to any "compatible" video entertainment.
Girl (dejectedly scanning her new guy's bedroom bookshelf that's neatly stacked with row upon row of boxed DVD sets) Aw, c'mon, hunny... “the Back to the Future trilogy"... “The Bionic Woman, all three seasons"... "Jacques Cousteau, the Odyssey and Exploration series"... "Knight Rider, the complete series"... "MacGyver, the seven seasons and two films"... oh, my word --- "The Red Green Show, the complete FIFTEEN SEASON series"??? "The Six Million Dollar Man boxed set"???? And then you've got classic westerns, PBS documentaries, real-life mystery compilations, history of technology films... how's a girl supposed to be entertained around here??? You've got nuthin' but GUY movies!
Guy: (gently) Well, what do you expect, sweet cheex? I AM a guy, so naturally I would have collected male-oriented entertainment. I can see how you would feel a bit of movie madness, though, without any Mary-Kate 'n' Ashley or Hannah Montana programs to watch.
Guy: (gently) Well, what do you expect, sweet cheex? I AM a guy, so naturally I would have collected male-oriented entertainment. I can see how you would feel a bit of movie madness, though, without any Mary-Kate 'n' Ashley or Hannah Montana programs to watch.
movie madness by QuacksO November 5, 2013