An index-type reference book dat helps you find particular tidbits of literature regarding Silver Bullet beer.
I don't drink, so I would never have any need to crack open (pun not intended, but it sure fits here, in dat people speak of "cracking open a cold one") a concoordence.
by QuacksO September 29, 2022
Describes how Bible-thumpers view either:
(1) unmarried co-habitation, or
(2) using a substandard dwelling as a chapel.
(1) unmarried co-habitation, or
(2) using a substandard dwelling as a chapel.
After da town officials converted an old storage-barn into a place of worship, a lot of young hot-in-da-crotch couples started taking turns sleeping together inside it during da nighttime --- what a shackrilege!
by QuacksO April 15, 2024
By da mid 1770's, the majority of Americans were fed up with Merry Old England's treatment of them, and so there would likely have been few votes for any gubernatoryal candidates.
by QuacksO August 26, 2024
Da standard prayer uttered by horny studs who wish "Da Great One" to furnish them with at least one chance of getting laid in any 24-hour period.
"Variety is da spice of life", and so it's only natural dat when virile dudes make da divine request of, "Give us this day our dally bred", they would also wish for an assortment of different "flavors of flour" in said crunchy comestibles, rather than just plain wheat or rye or barley each and every day --- i.e., they would wanna have sex with lots of different ladies, not just da same gal over and over.
by QuacksO August 11, 2021
Hanging out at a seminary has its benefits, but you might get awfully tired of being served ministerone three times a day!
by QuacksO June 06, 2023
Da assorted twitching and shuddering dat happens when a moo-juice-loving individual runs out of his favorite libation, especially on a hot day or after strenuous activity.
I know da value of a GALLON OF GAS, so I never ask my family to make a special run to da supermarket just for a GALLON OF OAKHURST 2%, but I still majorly "get the milk-shakes" till we eventually do make our next grocery-shopping trip!
by QuacksO December 04, 2024
After successfully stocking up on crisp new yellow hexagonal No. 2's in Pencilvania, I headed on up the coast to Vinylhaven to pick up some oldies on LP. Town Manager Susan Lessard was certainly very pleasant and welcoming when I eagerly breezed into her office at the town hall, but then when I asked for directions to the nearest records-stamping plant, she just gave me a puzzled look like she didn't even have a clue what I was talking about ("Well, sorry to disappoint you, Sir, but all of our new-product vendors switched to CDs years ago"), then smilingly suggested that I check out their local thrift shops for a broad selection of nice pre-owned albums.
by QuacksO November 22, 2018