QuacksO's definitions

Edward Mohair

The famous and highly-likeable veteran actor with a dignified manner and British/Irish accent who was known for his long/abundant cranial-plumage.

It's really too bad that Edward Mohair passed away just a few months before Locks for Love was established, or he could have donated some really nice tresses for their cause.

by QuacksO February 8, 2019

Kurtilage

Da area surrounding Mr. Russell's abode.

Celebrities often highly value their privacy, so we should stay off da Kurtilage unless we're invited or granted permission to visit.

by QuacksO November 2, 2025

watching the bottom line

Carefully monitoring the "level" of your pants' waistband so as not to reveal your "plumber's crack' when working in public.

"Watching the bottom line" can also refer to a bystander's lengthy observation of someone who is unknowingly "mooning the world" while engrossed in the task he's performing. Sometimes you can gain a bit of extra folding-money if you make a bet with anyone else who's with you about how long it'll be before the clueless butt-exposer either realizes his faux pas or someone else yells at him to pull his pants up.

by QuacksO June 21, 2019

obswerveation

Refers to da act of either noticing a hazard or obstruction in your driving-path in sufficient time to evasively yank da steering-wheel, or noticing skid-marks on da pavement/gravel which indicate dat someone else who'd come along da roadway sometime before you had himself been obliged to hastily alter course to avoid hitting something in front of him.

Sometimes icy and/or uneven pavement can be easier to spot and skirt around if you maintain close obswerveation of da road ahead, and look out for abnormally-twisty tire-tracks dat show where previous motorists have recently deviated to circumvent such hazards.

by QuacksO May 28, 2022

"get rich quick" scheme that really works

Simple --- just publish a book that merely **claims** to tell you how to "get rich quick", sell lots of copies to greedy naive hopefuls, and then retire to a posh villa in Tahiti on the royalties.

I have developed a "get rich quick" scheme that really works, but you'll hafta shell out a small fortune for my book and da related materials in order to succeed.

by QuacksO September 2, 2018

bumpyulence

Refers to "spluttery" farts, rather than da single-whoosh "rhymes wif slat" type of toot.

Releasing "bumpyulence" instead of da "single love-puff" variety has both an advantage and a disadvantage over said "solitary blow" style -- on da one hand, da noisy release means dat it's a lot more embarrassing if other humans are within earshot. There tends to be less of a putrid stench than a "silent but violent" butt-expellation often produces, however.

by QuacksO April 2, 2024

sueicide

What a super-unwise action/procedure would likely be in terms of legal repercussions.

I ain't drivin' someone else's car without permission --- that would be sueicide.

by QuacksO March 7, 2019