QuacksO's definitions

sundae school

A culinary college where they teach you how to whip up scrumptious ice-cream desserts.

Few sundae schools actually exist; parents just tell their unsuspecting kiddos that this is where they're going to merely snooker them into a boring hour-long lesson in Bible bu**s**t.

by QuacksO August 22, 2019

ambassetor

A political representative of the canine world.

Since Warren Demesme asked for a "lawyer dog" while he was in police custody, perhaps he would have instead asked for the services of an ambassetor if he'd been being interrogated by a foreign government.

by QuacksO August 23, 2024

aaarrrgghhogant

A "loudly grunt/growl like a real he-man" stuck-up status dat you exhibit because you have great physical strength.

Da great "Ahhnold" made great campaign-promises as California's "governator", but he turned out to be just an aaarrrgghhogant wimp when it came to politics.

by QuacksO January 1, 2020

Oral Robberts

The infamous "I need to raise millions of dollars within a few weeks or God will smite me" Bible-thumpin' chiseler who **robbed** his congregation and followers blind.

I hear that a lot of preachers are now shamelessly using "fire 'n' brimstone" sermons filled with threats of "hell and damnation" in an attempt to pressure/blackmail their parishioners into making donations to their churches --- sounds like a lot of Oral Robberts copycats to me!

by QuacksO July 25, 2018

holleyday

A 24-hour period when you don't hafta work on carburetors.

If they designate an annual day off in honor of Indy-500 engine-parts, would dat also mean a holleyday from having to service 'em?

by QuacksO December 25, 2024

dooration

Da length of time dat some action occurs regarding a hinged wall-flap.

Twiddling da adjustment-screws on an overhead slam-stopper will vary da dooration of its closing-cycle and how firmly it allows said swinging panel to close.

by QuacksO December 30, 2024

Texpectations

High hopes of good times and/or prosperity dat one might have when visiting da largest STATE in da lower forty-EIGHT.

Resources like crude oil and wide-open spaces are indeed abundant in da Lone Star state, but not everything is "grown bigger" down there, including dudes' "equipment" --- they're actually near da bottom of da list as far as da number of well-hung studs among da residents, so horny gals might not wanna have excessively-inflated Texpectations when they "head south" to try "heading south" with any willing males whom they meet.

by QuacksO December 11, 2022