QuacksO's definitions

gineric

Unspecified strong-liquor preparation.

Da character in Joe Diffie's famous song "Prop Me Up Beside The Jukebox" doesn't specify what type of "stiff drink" he wants placed in his hand; his request is gineric in nature.

by QuacksO June 27, 2023

pull a Knievel

To unexpectedly keep a promise, such as to show up for a date/appointment, attend a boring business meeting, pay a debt, or otherwise honor a spoken agreement which the speaker did not anticipate being fulfilled. Is a nod to the famous motorcycle daredevil who prided himself on always keeping his word, no matter what the difficulties or risks.

My buddy had asked me last night if I wanted to go fishing today, but it had dawned kinda damp and blustery, so I’d figured I could just sleep in. Little did I know --- that dude decided to pull a Knievel on me and showed up after all!

by QuacksO February 13, 2013

ginghasm

Getting off to either a certain fabric pattern, or to seeing a cute chick wearing a dress of said "country tablecloth" design.

Horny stud: I always have a major ginghasm within seconds of seeing any pretty farmer's daughter wearing dat simple-but-elegant basket-weave pattern, and so in order to not "waste my load" and make a huge mess in my shorts, I hastily ask said colorfully-clad cutie to lift up her nice cross-striped skirt and spread her legs for me so dat I can "deposit my eruption in da right place".

by QuacksO January 27, 2023

sizemometer

A tactile-sensory nerve in a woman's vaginal walls dat help her estimate how big a guy's hoo-haw is by measuring how much it trembles and throbs against said love-tunnel as he's thrusting inside of her.

Some male intercourse-partners ask a "new" lady --- i.e., one whom he's just met, and so she has not yet laid eyes on his guy-junk --- to let him start out having sex wif her without her actually seeing his "equipment" beforehand (this could be accomplished by either initially having her be blindfolded or simply beginning said bouncy-bouncy wif all da lights off), but instead merely notice how his love-pipe actually feels inside of her before deciding how satisfying its length/girth/shape is for her; in this instance, she needs to rely solely on her sizemometer to determine how well-hung he is.

by QuacksO June 8, 2023

borderline diabetic

An insulin-deprived globetrotter who uses his illness as a ploy to speed his way through Customs.

Borderline diabetic, speaking to Customs official: "Look, can we hurry this along, please? It's almost time for my insulin shot, and I accidentally left my supply at a friend's house over in {a nearby town that's across the border, in the country he wants to enter}."

by QuacksO September 3, 2013

orkestrel version

A non-lyrical performance of a pop-tune dat's produced by a sizable flock of falcons.

It would probably be difficult for any of our feathered friends to play musical instruments, so I am guessing dat an orkestrel version of a song would consist entirely of just their own throat-produced vocalizations. Since birds of prey are not generally known for being particularly melodious, however, I would question whether da results of said choral group's efforts would be all dat pleasurable to listen to, or whether you could even recognize da tune dat they were "singing".

by QuacksO April 20, 2021

Messighah

Ultra-orthodox religious crap that is so insipid and improbable-sounding that it makes you "sighingly" bored.

If I hafta hear 'bout da Messighah one more time, I think I'm gonna puke!

by QuacksO September 11, 2018