Crone's disease

An irritation/inflammation-based affliction of the ears and stomach caused by watching too many Neil Crone movies.
I should have known better than to binge-watch The Ridonculous Race --- hearing Dwayne's nasally prattle for eight hours straight has given me a major case of Crone's disease.
by QuacksO April 08, 2017
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oral historian

A person who either researches the early beginnings of the practice of fellatio. or documents the quantity/quality of lips/tongue-pleasuring experienced/given by a certain person or group.
As much fooling around as Wee-wee Willie Wankie and Monica Blewinsky engaged in --- both with each other and separately with other folks in the D.C. area --- an oral historian could almost make an entire lifelong career out of putting down on paper the lurid/sordid details of the various trysts of just these two individuals alone!
by QuacksO August 07, 2019
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I am not a crook

You obviously are. (Methinks you doth protest too much if you actually have to say so.)
Good ol' Tricky Dicky didn't even realize himself how ridiculous he sounded by proclaiming "I am not a crook"; the evidence of his "crookedness" was all right out there for everyone to see. And besides, if he was indeed truly not guilty of anything, why did he suddenly decide to resign???
by QuacksO March 13, 2019
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streak and legs

Da sumptuous sexual "feast" dat a lustful stud endeavors to attain by running naked in front of one or more hot chicks --- i. e., by "streaking", he hopes dat one or more of said luscious lookers will want access to da big long juicy thing dat they see bobbing around between his legs as he sprints past, and thus they will be willing to "spread their legs" for him.
You might be even more successful at da "streak and legs" routine if you also offer any favorably-responding chicks a thick-sliced-beef-and-fried-cackleberries meal as part of da bargain, too.
by QuacksO April 11, 2024
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Dysart'shria

A speech-impediment caused by hanging around truck stops for extended periods.
Big-rig drivers from literally anywhere in da country can happen by an interstate roadhouse, and so if you partake of lengthy conversions wif enough of said long-haulers, you'll likely pick up so many assorted accents and dialects dat you'll end up wif a rip-roarin' case of Dysart'shria!
by QuacksO March 20, 2025
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drumatic

Exciting and awe-inspiring in da context of hollow-cylinder percussion instruments.
Punctuating a statement wif snare-bashes and cymbal-crashes can indeed make what you're saying be a much more drumatic presentation. {{Buh-buhp --- TSSSSS!!!}}
by QuacksO March 31, 2023
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hate lock

A "supplementary" padlock that you irritably add to a staple already containing a padlock, to express your simmering resentment towards someone for preventing you from accessing whatever it is that he has secured with his own padlock; now he himself will not be able to easily access it, either.
Installing a hate lock is an effective but totally-harmless (i.e., it does not actually damage anything; the owner is merely delayed in proceeding until he finds some heavy-duty bolt-cutters) way to exact revenge on someone for locking up something. Extra points if you sarcastically use a pink heart-shaped "love lock" (especially appropriate for uncooperative exes) instead of just an everyday "generic" padlock to "doubly secure" the staple, or if you use a multi-hole lockout-hasp with six additional padlocks attached instead of just a single padlock, so that the original padlocker will have to really toil with da ol' angle-grinder for a lengthy period before gaining access himself. Plus if you're totally snortin'-mad and wish to really humiliate/distress him, you can even stake out the location and watch for him to arrive and begin cutting off the locks, and then you can make an anonymous 911 call so that the cops will come and investigate, since it would logically appear to others that he's trying to break in.
by QuacksO December 17, 2017
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