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conspearacy

A covert collaboration of whalers, sealers, and other harpoon-wielding fur-and-oil-seeking hunters.
Even though whaling has been outlawed, there is still a conspearacy among hard-core blubber-hunters to secretly keep killing said endangered aquatic giants, anyway.
by QuacksO March 11, 2020
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lumberjerk

Da dumba** from da infamous Vonage commercial.
Wonder how many Ford Fairmont wagons have gotten pancaked by lumberjerks? Woo-hoo, woo-hoo-hoo... woo-hoo, woo-hoo-hoo... do not attempt
by QuacksO June 10, 2018
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owedometer

Da gauge on your dashboard dat progressively shows how much you're gonna be "in da hole" for da gas to refill your tank as it gets emptier and emptier.
I have an "impulse buy" problem, so I sure wish dat SHOPPING CARTS had an "owedometer" on their wheels to warn me how about much my total bill is running up as I trundle said trolley around da department store or supermarket!
by QuacksO April 1, 2020
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estimitt

One's best guess as to da size, cost, etc. of a catcher's glove.
Everyone's hands and arms are different, so actually trying on a baseball glove is a wise choice before making an estimitt regarding how fitting or comfy it will be to wear when actually playing on da field.
by QuacksO October 12, 2020
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astrawnomy

A scientific study of da various random patterns in which hay-bales are arranged in someone's field.
I asked da local timothy-and-alfalfa-farmer not to remove any of his field-drying hay-bales while I was studying and mapping their positions for my astrawnomy thesis, but he merely looked at me funny and then went on loading them onto his hay-wagon.
by QuacksO December 22, 2021
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generass

Freely allowing tongue-lolling hornies access to your butt-cheeks.
If a plus-sized chick has a "generass" --- i.e., a behind of ample proportions --- then conceivably she could be "generass" with more than one squeezable-flesh-loving stud at da same time, since there would be plenty of her to go around, even if they were all simultaneously applying their kneading hands to her butt.
by QuacksO August 27, 2024
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It's pursonal

A much-overused phrase that a mooching lady blows you off with when you ask her reason for requesting money from you. The intended purpose of her flippantly-ambiguous reply is to falsely imply to you that she needs said funds for "feminine issue" medicinal products, assisting family/friends with private-matter conundrums, etc., when in reality she merely wants to "fatten her PURSE" so that she can make frivolous/unhealthy expenditures which she knows that you as a prudent budgeter would never give her money for.
If a lady truly cares about you and has any sense of responsible budgeting, she should be willing to reveal what she wants to do with any money she asks you for, rather than just snapping, "It's pursonal". It's YOUR MONEY, so you have a right to know how it's being spent.
by QuacksO August 9, 2018
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