QuacksO's definitions
Refers to a friendship wherein one or both parties possess highly-desirable "benefits" (i.e., a hot trim bod, large boobs/cock, a cute ass, etc.) which the other partner greatly enjoys. Can also be used sarcastically by a third party to express his belief that one of the friends is merely a selfish moocher who just likes to "benefit" from the other person's "benefits" (i.e., regularly-doled-out monetary assistance from the state and/or federal government, such as SSI/Food Stamps, pension, etc.) which he is willing to share with the gold-digger in exchange for intimate companionship.
Disgusted neighborhood gramma: That young chick Susie claims that she loves the much-older-and-wheelchair-bound John to pieces and views him as a father-figure, but I know what a lazy nature and absurd sense of entitlement she has, so I suspect that she views the relationship as merely "friends with benefits", since John gets a nice tidy disability check each month, and so he is able to "wine 'n' dine her" and buy her stuff she wants!
by QuacksO April 19, 2018
Get the friends with benefitsmug. Da "don't waste your lungs-exercising" reply dat an "unconvinced" individual says to a Bible-thumping "born-aginner" when declining his offer to join him in his supposedly-enlightened-and-favored status.
I tried establishment religion for a while, but in da end I really experienced nothing but false guilt, misery, and heartache --- I should have just said "savior breath" to dat pushy-Pentecostal preacher who pulled over and interrupted me while I was merely out for a walk along da road!
by QuacksO April 19, 2025
Get the savior breathmug. Refers to where a gal claims dat an unable-to-climax guy must have "relieved da pressure" prior to sharing a bouncy-bouncy with her.
I'd much rather face a jackusation from a lady than be accused of having unprotected sex with her and thus fathering a "love baby".
by QuacksO May 17, 2022
Get the jackusationmug. Da starting-out-in-existence details of something related to everyone's favorite "named like its color, and rhymes with nothing" citrus fruit.
Maybe we should not "directly" compare apples to them, but the two fruits do have similar orangins --- they both sprout and grow on trees.
by QuacksO May 29, 2021
Get the oranginsmug. Before robbing a bank, train, or stagecoach, one should consider the possebility of being pursued by the local constabulary following said crime.
by QuacksO November 25, 2019
Get the possebilitymug. Emotional distress suffered either from:
(1) Wondering if your musical vocalizations are/were/will be satisfactory to your audience, or
(2) Having to agonizingly listen to horrifically-awful vocalizations dispensed by someone who did NOT experience much if any of da caring/concerned feelings described in Example #1!
(1) Wondering if your musical vocalizations are/were/will be satisfactory to your audience, or
(2) Having to agonizingly listen to horrifically-awful vocalizations dispensed by someone who did NOT experience much if any of da caring/concerned feelings described in Example #1!
In da humorous "face da music" article in an old issue of "Readers Digest", said article's author opines dat a juvenile-court judge's forcing a habitually-delinquent teen to suffer da sangxiety of hearing his mom sing "America the Beautiful" on da court karaoke would be a much-more-effectively-unpleasant punishment --- and a far greater deterrant of future crime --- than da standard penalties of jail time, community service, etc.
by QuacksO April 29, 2022
Get the sangxietymug. Knowing dat a gal has ample-sized "milk jugs" may be all da moo-tivation dat a tongue-lolling stud needs to actively court and woo her.
by QuacksO February 27, 2022
Get the moo-tivationmug.