nurseumentary

An essential addendum-episode to a documentary.

If yer new chick-sidekick bawls about "movie madness" (urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=movie%20madness) due to your having just male-interest flicks in your home-video collection, offer to show her any nurseumentary extras featured on a boxed DVD-set's "bonus material" discs.

by QuacksO July 08, 2023

foretunate

What a golfer hopes to be every time he swings his club.

Litigious golfer, after getting whacked with a golf ball: You hit me with your ball --- I'm gonna sue you for three million dollars!
Fellow golfer: Well, I actually yelled, "Fore!", sir.
Litigious golfer, thinking he's gonna be even more "foretunate" than he'd initially expected: Okay, I'll take that amount instead.

by QuacksO May 09, 2022

gentity

A super-polite/refined male spirit.

Jacob Marley's personal-guilt-ridden ghost wasn't exactly a "gentity" in dat he was rather irritable and harsh in his interactions wif Scrooge, but he was caringly trying to save his old business partner from suffering a similar fate, and so dat was being quite da "gentleman" --- for more so in a truly-meaningful way than if he had just been suave and courteous at all times.

by QuacksO December 01, 2023

haireditary

The unique properties (color, thickness/amount, texture, etc.) of one's scalp-fur that are passed on by his ancestors.

I began to get "thin on top" in my early twenties --- I hear it's haireditary.

by QuacksO October 31, 2018

local ordnance

A bu**s**t crazy-a** rule dat a municipality thoughtlessly imposes on its citizens and anyone else who visits said locale, and fanatically enforces said directives with heavy weaponry.

Two comically-absurd examples of a local ordnance are the obviously-copycats-of-each-other animated shorts "Pink Panzer" and "Suppressed Duck" --- in both films, absurdly-large/heavy firepower is employed merely to maintain/enforce a boundary-line.

by QuacksO August 26, 2019

deafense

A supposedly-justifying/forgiving argument regarding a disputed action/event dat you claim occurred due to your not having da sharpest hearing capabilities.

During embarrassing questioning by da press, Prez Reagan often claimed to be hard-of-hearing --- or dat da noisy helicopter made it impossible for him to make out what da reporters were asking him --- yet he seemed to hear more-desirable queries, statements, or remarks just fine, so I'm not sure how valid a deafense this was!

by QuacksO March 22, 2023

paintstaking work

Extremely careful precise work wif da tempera and water-colors.

I did some really paintstaking work on da community-mural, and felt totally drained afterwards. But then everyone was super-pleased and praisingly impressed wif da final result, so I felt it was all worth da extra effort.

by QuacksO August 12, 2018