QuacksO's definitions

clomplications

Noise, surface-damage, careless behavior, etc. associated with heavy/clumsy plodding.

Wearing soft-soled shoes and diligently attending da weekly meetings at Colliders Anonymous, Stumblers Anonymous, and Foot-Steppers Anonymous can help you avoid clomplications during your day-to-day travels on foot.

by QuacksO June 12, 2024

prish-eee-yayt it

Humorous spelling of "appreciate it", and means, "that's, like, radically decent 'n' thoughtful of you, homie --- thanks".

Cool dude #1, texting with his buddy on his Smart phone: Word, Man --- I do indeed think that I might be interested in looking into that. Only prob is dat I am not at all familiar wif dat subject --- could you be a schuper schweet guy, Bro, and Google it for me, and den e-mail me da links?
Cool dude #2: Sure --- will do, Chief --- no majoro problemmo.
Cool dude #1:Thanks, Pal --- prish-eee-yayt it!!

by QuacksO August 3, 2018

regusoon

Refers to a ruling or varying dat will be put into effect in da near future.

Depending on whether a particular scheduled action is desirable/beneficial or not, having officials promise to reguSOON instead of reguLATE might cause da general public to be either glad or sad.

by QuacksO April 26, 2023

contradicktion/contradicktory

Where a dude claims to just like how a gal looks overall and/or just want a platonic friendship, but his massive bulging hard-on sends a totally different message.

Well-hung dude: I used to unintentionally scare off the ladies with my major contradicktion/contradicktory crotch-appearance until I learned to "relieve the pressure" just shortly before I went to meet the gal, so that Lulu would be too limp and exhausted to "jump to attention" at the first sight of the "luscious looker".

by QuacksO April 18, 2018

Crashanova

What you'd likely become if you recklessly drove an early-'60's-to-late-'70's-era GM "Chevy II" sports car around town in an attempt to get all da gals to swoon over you.

I prefer females who value common sense and good judgement in a guy; I don't need any foolish-minded or "spaced out" chicks who love to go roaring around with Crashanovas!

by QuacksO April 6, 2021

hypertextia

A serious mental condition characterized by excessive text-messaging on one's smart-phone (and/or obsessively imploring others nearby to let him use their cell phones for continued/additional texting if his own phone's battery runs out of juice from the user's constant voluminous correspondence).

Don't knock hypertextia too hard --- st least the person is willing to openly interact with others like all get out, which is more than can be said of many anti-social/closed-mouthed people... better to communicate too much than not enough.

by QuacksO January 18, 2018

immideny

The opposite of an immigrant; this is someone who is not allowed to enter or become a citizen of a foreign country.

The Donald thinks that The Wall will be effective in his Mexican Immideny control plan, but such a gargantuan structure would be so prohibitively expensive to construct and difficult to monitor that it would just be a huge boondoggle.

by QuacksO February 1, 2018