Refers to the boring/laborious --- not to mention demeaning --- every-few-months routine that a responsible and caring-about-his-public-image person needs to perform on his on-line profile-pages. Standing for Periodic Profile-Perusing/Purging, it involves occasionally going to your own profile and carefully scanning the comments/tags that others have posted there, and then deleting any posts that are either in poor taste or verbally attack your personal character.
I always try my best to treat others right, but unfortunately there are plenty of nosy/overzealous cyber-bully a**h**es out there who like to find fault and berate me for stuff that I either can't even help or certainly did not mean to be hurtful to anyone (and even if someone actually DOES think that he may have a legitimate gripe/concern, why not just SEND ME A PRIVATE MESSAGE ABOUT IT, rather than slamming me publicly?!??). So I gotta endure a round of "quadruple-p" drudgery a few times a year, just to make sure that any decent folks who read my profile don't get the wrong idea about me.
by QuacksO August 08, 2018
Da usual results of excessive use of scratch-off tickets --- i.e., you waste so much of your income dat you become a "begga", and your life becomes "muck" as a result of your obsession.
I have never bought a lottery ticket in my life; no need to get sucked into all that debauchery, and send my life spiraling into a total beggamucks!
by QuacksO October 22, 2020
Parents should teach their angel-faced little ones about personal boundaries --- both for themselves and others --- and protect them from da persecuteion of unfeeling fellow humans.
by QuacksO June 21, 2024
Refers to da assorted scattered bits of ejected debris dat are randomly deposited over all surrounding surfaces/locales after an eruption of any kind.
I always try to cover my nose and mouth whenever I sneeze or cough so as to keep spewvenirs to a minimum.
by QuacksO February 21, 2020
Someone who overzealously tries to win at da competitive sport of twirling a dried chestnut on a string and attempting to whack it against a similar nut-on-a-string device dat's being dangled by his play-partner.
Swinging any hard and fairly-heavy object on a string sounds awfully dangerous to yourself and anyone around you, so I think I won't try to be a conkeror.
by QuacksO December 25, 2022
Indijestion can be triggered by at least two different situations, either from laughing too hard --- or for too lengthy a period --- at other people's humor, or from telling/composing your own jokes for too long a time.
by QuacksO March 11, 2018
A pocket-sized mini-computer where you store da names and contact-info of all da hot chicks you know who are willing to majorly make out wif you literally anywhere, even if others are watching.
My buddy and I accidentally swapped our P.D.A. devices, and so we ended up snuggling and smooching wif each other's blinky-eyed-damsel soulmates. It was actually kinda fun, though, since we each got to experience da luscious feminine-companionship joys dat da other was blessed wif.
by QuacksO July 19, 2023