QuacksO's definitions

hearafter

Refers to da period of time in your existence subsequent to when you could detect sounds normally.

Thanks to modern technology (i.e., micro-amplifiers, cochlear implants, etc.), da hearafter no longer needs to be nearly so upsetting or stressful.

by QuacksO May 1, 2020

theresay

A statement that the listener actually experiences the "original" speaker's having uttered, rather than its having been a statement that someone else is claiming to have heard the speaker verbalize.

The furry grouch in "Green Eggs and Ham" initially claims that he doesn't like the grass-colored culinary treats that Sam is proffering, and also implies that his revulsion is neither "heresay nor theresay", since he does not wish to have the platter of food placed in either of those two suggested locales.

by QuacksO November 8, 2019

souvenear

Tourist-treasure stuff dat comes from your local area.

Why buy souvenears if you can see them right in your own stomplin' grounds anytime you want???

by QuacksO December 1, 2025

laundry-saver

Going naked.

I'll say one thing for nudist colonies --- they surely take the "laundry-saver" notion to a whole new level... they are known for buying very little detergent or fabric-softener, especially during warmer months.

by QuacksO October 20, 2018

inside-of-pocket hand-clasp

What ya do when ya wanna hold hands "skin-to-skin" wif yer hunnybunny while strolling around town together, but it's cold outside and so ya both have to wear gloves. What ya do is to simply "share" one pair of gloves between the two of you (put the left glove on your left hand and the right glove on yer companion's right hand), interlace the fingers of yer bare right hand with those of your sweetie's left hand, and then tuck your clasped hands inside your right jacket-pocket to keep both hands warm.

Doing da inside-of-pocket hand-clasp is usually okay for short periods of time, but eventually one or both of you may start to get a wrist-cramp from the slightly awkward grasp-angle, or your upper wrists may begin to get chilly from being partially exposed to the cold air. If the latter issue is the case, wearing a flock-lined pullover-hoodie can sometimes eliminate this discomfort, since this style of garment will usually have a nice long horizontal pocket that's specifically intended for "storing" your hands, and so you can both "burrow" your hands a lot "deeper" inside the jacket's thick cloth "tunnel" and thus have all of your wrist-skin covered.

by QuacksO October 22, 2018

Estherogen

Da female hormone dat defined da famous ancient Persian queen.

King Ahasuerus' wife is known for her bravery and boldness; perhaps da Estherogen in her system provided said exceptional fortitude.

by QuacksO August 23, 2022

Vietnaminated

"Puffed" or praisingly recommended merely because it pertains to Vietnam.

Robin Williams' 1987 film-portrayal of an eccentric radio-announcer was okay, I guess, but I dunno why he should actually be Vietnaminated for an Oscar on his performance.

by QuacksO October 24, 2018