Definitions by QuacksO
saulannoyed
Da hot-headed emotional-status of seething jealousy and resentment dat da infamous young Bible-character wif a fiery temper felt on many occasions; his unprovoked/unwarranted rage was so profound and intense dat it even caused him to viciously pursue and throw spears at those he was envious of.
I wonder if da reason dat da dude who was always so saulannoyed hadda eventually change his name to Paul was dat he needed to hide from da authorities who were after him for his murderous attempts on others' lives?
saulannoyed by QuacksO January 24, 2019
solannoyed
Refers to how you feel when the electric switch on your car's starter is faulty, and so you sometimes get just a sarcastic-sounding "click" when you turn the key; you then hafta lie down on da wet/muddy ground and crawl under da car to tap on da starter's metal casing with a hammer to get it to whirl over.
I hate it when members of da local deadbeat riff-raff ask me for rides but are never able to pay for my gas, and so I never get very solannoyed if my car's engine chooses not to budge that time when I turn da key, since it totally "lets me off da hook" --- I don't feel particularly concerned because I secretly know dat it's just an intermittent connection inside da starter which is easy to remedy with just a hammer-rap or two, but of course da dim-witted miscreants who asked me for da ride don't have a clue what da problem is --- they assume dat my car is totally inoperative, and so they just irritably hop back out and sulkily stomp off down da road to look for some other soft-hearted sucker from whom to bum a ride.
solannoyed by QuacksO January 24, 2019
super-charger
An extremely overzealous attorney who races about filing lawsuits and bringing court cases against anyone whom he can find the least excuse to do so.
The term "super-charger" can also refer to either someone who habitually releases extra-voluminous/odiferous farts --- and so he "charges" the surrounding atmosphere to a "super" degree --- or a tradesperson who sets the prices for his goods/services astronomically high.
super-charger by QuacksO January 7, 2019
rustoration
Refers to assorted stupid-a** bu**s**t salvage/repair labors performed by an unqualified dips**t who hasn't a bleepin' CLUE what he's doing, and so he ends up creating even MORE corrosion and/or damage to the item than it had BEFORE he got his clumsy cotton-pickin' hands on it.
I did my best to carefully disassemble an antique vacuum-cleaner to repair the frayed cord, but then I couldn't get the beastly thing to go back together, and so I ended up having to buy a whole replacement machine --- I felt like such a rustoration-jerk!
rustoration by QuacksO January 7, 2019
Richard Huffelman
Da infamous ex-military fanatic and weaponry-crazed dude from DownEast Maine who was perpetually in a simmering resentful mood; he received two consecutive life-sentences for murdering two innocent neighbors. Google "fear thy neighbor, red picket fences" for all da assordid details.
I try very hard to behave myself socially and keep the peace with everyone around me; there are too many Richard Huffelmans around.
Richard Huffelman by QuacksO January 7, 2019
habitchual offender
Everyone should be forgiven for an occasional grouchy remark or noisy outburst, but there's seldom any excuse for a habitchual offender... if he really feels that wound up and irritable all the time, he should seek professional help for his own sanity and that of everyone around him.
habitchual offender by QuacksO January 7, 2019
format war
Refers to a repetitive series of hot-headed and destructive actions whereby two or more people seethingly format a computer-disk or other media-storage device over and over to erase the previous user's files because each person either dislikes/disapproves of the content that the other users are storing on it, or each person selfishly/arrogantly feels that his own files are more important/necessary/virtuous than those of any of the device's other users.
I always bring extra floppy disks and/or flash-drives with me --- and clearly label them with my name --- to store my own files when I use the office computer, to hopefully avoid any format wars.
format war by QuacksO January 7, 2019