QuacksO's definitions

unfairway

What a majority of golf players truly view their putting-green as being, since it seems hell-bent on making their shots travel anywhere but how/where they intend for them to go.

Bob Stuyvesant from the Red Green Show seems to view all golf courses as being unfairways, whereas in reality he is merely a horridly-lousy golfer who likely couldn't make a decent shot even if he had a completely-level playing-field with perfectly-even-height grass-blades.

by QuacksO May 18, 2019

the buck stops here

1. When you give money to a dishonest person to pass along to someone else, but he just keeps said cash for himself.
2. What happens in the vicinity of a "willing" doe during the rut.

Some years ago we naively gave one of the local tax-assessors the money for our yearly property-taxes, but she simply pocketed the cash and dishonestly kept it for herself... she shoulda had a t-short dat read, "the buck stops here"!

by QuacksO June 3, 2019

wing-flaps

The thick jiggly folds of excess "webbing" that form below one's armpits due either to advanced age or his having gained more than a few pounds.

Teenager: Gramma!! Haven't seen you in ages!! C'mere so I can give ya a big ole' squeeze!!
Old fogey: Okay, but take it easy with my wing-flaps!

by QuacksO November 17, 2011

higherarcy

Da varying status of importance regarding brilliantly-sparking electric-wires at da top of a service-pole.

Having a burnable tree fall across electric wires and causing a blindingly-flashing short-circuit involves a much greater higherarcy for repair-crews than just a lightly-sputtering power-transformer on a "totally out in da air" utility-pole dat has no flammable objects nearby.

by QuacksO October 27, 2021

stammerna

D-d-d-da d-d-d-d-degree of s-s-s-sustained en-en-en-energy and m-m-m-m-mental c-c-c-concentration r-r-r-r-required t-t-to f-f-f-fake a s-s-s-s-speech imp-p-p-pediment.

Mel Blanc always had to rest up before voicing the staccato-speaking Elmer Fudd, in order to maintain his stammerna long enough to voice the entire episode.

by QuacksO September 24, 2020

It just creates issues

A sour play-on-words remark dat refers to a publishing-house dat produces meritless printed-matter installments which causes its readers to either feel distress themselves, or influences/prompts them to perform imprudent actions themselves and/or misbehave in distressing ways towards others.

Commercialized-religion organizations, racial-hatred groups, and unwise-habit advocates are classic examples of entities dat disseminate merely hurtful crap dat doesn't serve any legitimate purpose and wastes da time/effort/materials consumed in producing said unhealthy reading-material. So any paper-media-creating business dat cooperates wif any of said debauched entities by printing their newsletters or catalogues doesn't perform a useful purpose, either --- it just creates issues.

by QuacksO April 30, 2025

obsolessence

Refers to when da basics or aromas of a particular concept or substance are so very yesterday.

Perfumes are notorious for planned obsolessence as new scents are created in da labs.

by QuacksO December 20, 2025