Definitions by QuacksO

donkey-orifice 

What Bob Ebeling's superior told him not to be when he reported that the Space Shuttle Challenger had unsafe rocket-boosters.

I'd rather be called a donkey-orifice a million times than not speak out against a design-flaw that would likely cost the lives of seven astronauts.

donkey-orifice by QuacksO March 5, 2019

Excaliber 

A famous side-arm carried by great leaders, and which can only be removed from its holster by those worthy of its ownership.

In "The Outlaw", Pat Garrett tries to trick Billy the Kid into giving him his famous Excalibers, but ends up with just a pair of useless revolvers from which he himself had removed the firing-pins.

Excaliber by QuacksO March 4, 2019

accondomdating 

Describes a gal's willingness to go on "intimate romantic excursions" with you, but insists on your bringing along a couple of Trojans.

In response to her totally-understandable "ovulation concerns", I respectfully told Tiffany that I didn't wanna get her pregnant, either, and so she was very accondomdating to me after that.

accondomdating by QuacksO March 4, 2019

person-person 

An old-but-still-humorous term in a classic "gender-neutral" joke.

In the modern world of female 18-wheeler drivers and "flagger ahead" construction-signs, we can't use "the 'M' word" with regards to our daily paper-media delivery... rather than saying, "We should go look in the mailbox to see if the mailman left us any mail", we need to say instead, "We should to go look in the person-box to see if the person-person left us any person".

person-person by QuacksO March 4, 2019

piggyback-plowing 

Refers to what you request when you hurry over to a neighboring property where someone with a plow-equipped 4X4 is clearing out the homeowner's driveway; you schuper-schweetly ask if he would please come by afterwards and plow you out, too, since he's in your area, anyway.

Requesting piggyback-plowing is often a great way to save big bucks on winter snow-removal, as opposed to having someone actually make a special trip to drive several miles to your house to plow you out; if da task involves just maybe one to three "sweeps", da truck-driver may even do it for free.

piggyback-plowing by QuacksO March 4, 2019

S,U,V

The three "successive letters of the alphabet" models of off-road-type automobiles that Henry Ford had built before comedian Allan Sherman came along with his "good advice" and reminded the absent-minded Henry that he'd forgotten the Model "T".

If the Ford Models S,U,V (and possibly other models, as well) were jeep-style vehicles, why did the Model T end up as just a regular surrey-style sedan?

S,U,V by QuacksO March 3, 2019

Reese-search 

Phony scientific study/experimentation that merely involves pigging out on peanut butter cups and other bright-orange-wrappered chocolates.

Reese-search can also loosely be used to sarcastically/disgustedly refer to Mickey-Mouse R&D projects that merely involve loafing/goofing off, wasting time, recreating, needlessly/inefficiently consuming costly/scarce resources, etc. Two prime examples would be mattress-testing (i.e., getting paid to merely nap for extended periods), or the Red Green Show's infamous character Bob Stuyvesant's claiming that his impromptu solo golf-games are serious environmental studies.

Reese-search by QuacksO March 3, 2019