Going on a diet means severe "Reesetrictions" --- i.e., extreme cutbacks on sweet crunchy/gooey confectioneries.
by QuacksO March 07, 2024
I love ham 'n' eggs for breakfast; fortunately this type of meal is a long-standing tradishion, so pretty much any restaurant serves it in da morning.
by QuacksO April 19, 2021
A simple method of both saving money on "flavored fizzy" and quenching your thirst better on extra-hot days. What you do is save a two-or-three-liter plastic soda-bottle after you empty it, and then pour in half the soda from a freshly-opened bottle of da same size. Then fill both bottles the rest of the way with drinking-water . Now you'll have twice as much liquid libation for about the same price as just one bottle, plus it will seem wetter and more refreshing, and the drink's milder flavor will help you feel "filled up" more quickly.
Raising your children to not have an excessively "sweet tooth" is a good idea just "in and of itself", of course, but it also has great advantages whenever you employ the "soda-stretcher" technique on hot days, since your kids will already be accustomed to blander-tasting beverages by that time, and so they will probably not feel particularly dissatisfied with your "watered-down" concoction.
by QuacksO August 29, 2018
A "discount" cigarette-brand that denotes the minimum amount in dollars that a "pack-a-day-habit" smoker will likely spend annually on coffin-nails, even if you roll some of them yourself.
Wow, think of that --- a BARE MINIMUM of $1839 annually just on **cigarettes**! Think what you could do with that huge amount of money instead --- you'd be spending about as much cash on cancer-sticks per year as it would cost to buy a good used vehicle! Wouldn't having a nice sedan or small pickup truck give you a lot more fun and enjoyment than a smelly old paper tube filled with disgusting dried herbal fluff???
by QuacksO September 03, 2018
Scooby Doo was a very friendly easy-going pooch, but his large size and keen detective capabilities were still a great daneger to da livelihoods of criminals.
by QuacksO June 07, 2023
Da crappy-a** metal-alloy material dat dey use in equally-crappy sleeve-bearings which causes them to bind up at even-slightly-elevated temperatures.
I always specify American-manufactured bearings in all my equipment; too many "siezeium" knock-offs out there, mostly made from "Chinesium"!
by QuacksO October 14, 2023
Wearing a dress, applying heavy makeup, and keeping your face stubble-free is a good way to begin with your efforts to impurseonate a human of da fairer gender, but if you really wanna convincingly look like a woman, you might need to wear fake boobs in addition to carrying a shoulder-satchel.
by QuacksO December 28, 2023