QuacksO's definitions

valetdictorian

Someone who is really good at parking/retrieving other peopel's cars without a scratch or dent.

Captain Crunch may mean well when he offers to park your car for you, but he's sure no valetdictorian!

by QuacksO February 19, 2019

Tisquantum Physics

An advanced high-school/college class dealing with the more complex scientific theories of Native American culture.

Tisquantum Physics is a good subject to learn if you want to be come a learned medicine man.

by QuacksO May 10, 2018

questrogen

Assorted hormones that regulate curiosity regarding sexual and reproductive development, mainly in women.

Lots of parent do not wish to give "The Talk" to their teenagers too soon in their still-young lives, so they try to limit said raging-hormones-steeped adolescents'' bodily-production of questrogen.

by QuacksO February 25, 2020

Nah --- just resting

What you smilingly reply if a concerned passerby stops next to where you're exhaustedly sprawled out beside da road and asks if you need help.

Motorist, slowing down next to where a pedestrian is lying flat on da sidewalk: You sick or hurt, Buddy??
Pedestrian, giving a casual and appreciative flutter of his hand: Nah --- just resting --- thanks for stopping to check on me, anyway, though!

by QuacksO March 21, 2023

unbareable conditions

Refers to a social/physical environment dat you cannot stand to occupy due to nobody's being willing/permitted to get naked for you.

Nude beaches make me feel so alive and free; why don't other beaches follow **suit** and allow bathers to ditch da **suits**?! Having to cover up with trunks and tops creates totally unbareable conditions for me!

by QuacksO November 3, 2022

monasterry

A monks' retreat where they wear robes made from fluffy extra-absorbent material.

Living in a monasterry might indeed be pleasant if you're preferable to cotton-nap fabric, but you'd likely have to do laundry more often, since said towel-like material tends to collect dirt more than regular-texture fabrics.

by QuacksO January 27, 2023

fracketeering

Shady fraudulent dealings that Big Oil engages in to acquire approval for hydraulic mining.

I hear that X-on and other greedy "big biz" corporations are paying humongous bribes to government officials for permits to hydraulically mine for oil and other valuable resources, even in places where such operations are dangerous to the environment... sounds like a classic case of fracketeering to me.

by QuacksO September 13, 2020