Another of da assorted dudes (i.e., Will Power, John, Arthur Itis, Charlie Horse, Ben Gay, etc.) who frequently visit older folks.
Various "everyday" guys start hanging out with many aging folks as they get into their sixties, but when Al Seimers and Park Ensigns eventually begin dropping by, as well, it's time to resignedly admit dat you've officially "joined geezerdom".
by QuacksO May 31, 2020
The big load of fragrant wood-chips that the tree-service guys drive home with after each workday of trimming roadside vegetation.
If you ask super-nicely, the tree-trimming crew may dump their humongous load of Asplundher in your yard, so that you can use it for spreading on pathways; it saves them from having to drive all the way to the dump to offload the chips.
by QuacksO August 22, 2018
Hots chicks are in such demand by wife-seeking dudes dat it's a "misstery" why any of them would actually have a "misstory".
by QuacksO November 21, 2023
James Dean’s infamous supposedly-cursed Porsche racing car seemingly became a "Boogatti" when --- after being totaled in a street-racing accident --- other vehicles dat various parts salvaged from said wreck had been installed on also crashed.
by QuacksO March 08, 2022
Taking bowel-and-urinary-tract-benefiting herbs like rhubarb, slippery elm, and saw palmetto can help you avoid "yearrigation" and other waste-expulsion issues once you become an "old fart".
by QuacksO February 12, 2025
What his parents apparently did an abysmal job of, if he grew up to be the murderer of his own brother Abel!
Juvenile delinquency may not currently be at an all-time high, but there are still multitudes of offenders --- lots of irresponsible parents still "raising Cains" out there!
by QuacksO January 08, 2023
Da flowering ground-cover dat gets planted in da area of bare earth near da door to a human dwelling where a walkway-platform had previously existed.
Maybe if Da Kingfish and Andy Brown had planted a cheery-colored bed of porchulacka in da empty spot where dey had cluelessly dismantled a perfectly-good wooden landing by mistake, do house's owners might not have been quite so seethingly incensed by said horrendous error.
by QuacksO August 24, 2022