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by QuacksO December 21, 2023
Get the Let's tacobout that! mug.An ancient species of primitive man who habitually walked about with huge boners, and had just one thing on their minds.
The homo erectus species faded out of existence fairly quickly due to their inherent failure in finding very many willing females to procreate their species. And you can't exactly blame the ladies, really --- after all, how many gals would wanna even *get near* a hulking hairy dude with a disgustingly-obvious and perpetually rock-hard schlong, let alone spread their legs for him??? I mean, seriously --- a lascivious stud should at least take the time to get to know a human heifer a little bit first, rather than just giving her a huge eager stupid "Gimme s'mass, baby!" grin and attempting to jump her bones the moment he first sets eyes on her!
by QuacksO April 23, 2018
Get the homo erectus mug.Someone who is attracted to a human of either gender if said human will purchase desired items for said someone.
I only choose friends who will still "stand by you if you're down and out". No materialistic "fair weather friend" buysexuals for me, thank you very much!
by QuacksO September 22, 2019
Get the buysexual mug.High-quality fake "love-tunnels" made from silicone are available fairly inexpensively, so there is no need to actually quimprovise one of your own.
by QuacksO March 19, 2020
Get the quimprovise mug.Just like "Fragile" or "This side up", this labeling will almost 100% guarantee that your parcel will be tossed, bounced, drop-kicked, and/or stomped upon by disgruntled/delinquent shipping-personnel during its entire journey from you to your intended recipient. Yep, I'm talking to YOU, USPS/UPS/FedEx!!! There --- I said it --- got it off my chest! :P
During the infamous "angry political activists shooting at passing semi-trucks" period back in the 80's, some truckers apparently resorted to painting their trailers with huge "Caution: explosives"-type signs to discourage nearby riflemen who would prefer not to get blown up themselves along with their intended targets. A cartoon in a magazine during that time showed two redneck 18-wheeler-drivers discussing a huge "WHAMMO DYNAMITE" label that the speaker has painted on the side of his van; the driver is saying something like, "Actually, I'm hauling dried prunes, but I feel a lot safer this way, rather than my having 'Handle with care' written on there instead."
by QuacksO September 10, 2018
Get the Handle with care mug.Refers to regularly-doled-out "buddy payment" expenditures dat occur after a "frisky stallion and mare" couple has separated and thus are no longer "horsing around" with each other.
Da term "palominoy" could also refer to da relinquishing of actual "equine assets" after a divorce or co-habitation breakup --- i.e., one party is obliged to turn over to da other party one or more horses dat he owns as support/recompense for da two-party union's no longer being present.
by QuacksO May 27, 2021
Get the palominoy mug.Da stupid-a** "how to take anyone to court for any reason" course dat dey foist upon you in law school.
Mr. Frankland in "The Hound Of The Baskervilles" was so adept at prosecuting his fellow countrymen over minor/benign matters dat one wonders if he studied suedoscience in college!
by QuacksO December 4, 2025
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