Definitions by QuacksO
revvinue
Da extra capital dat oil-companies make from selling gas to macho hot-rodder show-offs who love to sit and gun their engines just to make lots of "glorious" noise.
capeability
The level of probable/possible performance possessed by cloak-wearing superheroes like Superman or Batman.
I never could understand why so many famous "good guy" figures wore those long cloaks that conceivably would impede their limbs-and-body movements and thus decrease their capeability to swoop around, engage in swift/strenuous actions, and otherwise fight crime effectively the way they always do.
capeability by QuacksO July 21, 2019
constummated
Refers to the first time that a newly-married couple partakes of a meal that requires the use of strong laxatives afterwards.
What with all the sugar and starch in most wedding-cakes and other junk-food goodies served on "the big day", the new bride and groom may become "constummated" within just a few hours of gluttonously stuffing their faces with said empty-calorie-laden "sinful delights", even before they have a chance to "consummate" their marriage.
constummated by QuacksO July 20, 2019
Nobody puts Baby in a corner!
What Ethan Couch's grossly-overly-indulgent/forgiving/accommodating father snortingly snarled to school officials prior to his absurdly-outrageous offer to buy da entire school just so dat his "little Prince" (i.e., "baby") would be treated (read, "coddled"!) da way he preferred, rather than his being compelled to behave in a rational/responsible/respectful manner towards his fellow students and teachers, or subjected to da standard disciplinary-procedures if he declined to proffer said reasonable demeanor.
If Ethan Couch's father had not whooped his asinine "Nobody puts Baby in a corner!" battle-cry during his surly son's formative years while he was in school, maybe both Ethan and his also-shockingly-pandering mom would not have subsequently had to "stand in da corner big time" (i.e., go to prison after committing infinitely-more-serious crimes) sometime down da road!
Nobody puts Baby in a corner! by QuacksO July 20, 2019
Doppler-effect horn-blowing
Da annoying dual-pitch "Beeeeeee-yuhhhhhhhh!" dat you hear when some dumba** motorist roars past you while engaging in an "extended honk". Okay, okay --- so maybe he's "just trying to be friendly" by saying hello to a familiar face by the roadside (you), but as gas-station attendant Dale says in the Red Green Show episode, "Hurricane Doug", it's far more cheerful/polite and less startling/grating on the eardrums to just briefly "tap the hooter" a couple times as you go by.
And incident of Doppler-effect horn-blowing can be even more annoying and emotionally draining (i.e., it can become a Droppler effect sometimes) if you either (1) do not recognize whoever it was who honked at you, and so you are left to wonder "who that might have been" and/or if he possibly mistook you for someone else while your back was turned, or (2) don't have a clue as to the driver's reason for honking at you, and so you are left to wonder what you might have been doing that caused him to either notice or be upset with you. Plus of course if there are one or more other people in your immediate vicinity at the time, you may even be unsure if said extended honk was actually "untended for you", or if the driver was noisily "addressing" someone else nearby --- or all of you in general --- instead of you personally.
Doppler-effect horn-blowing by QuacksO July 20, 2019
audioacity
Describes the disrespectful/radical practice of playing/producing one or more sound-items (i.e., bodily-functions, speech/music, etc.) that are either of excessive volume or too shocking in content to be acceptable in the venue in which you chose to proffer said eardrum-fodder.
The organist at a sports-gathering played "Three Blind Mice" when the game's three umpires made a call that both the organist and many of the fans disapproved of --- talk about audioacity!
audioacity by QuacksO July 20, 2019
BBWWBB
Refers to da "ideal" bodily-proportions for a gal to have for pleasing a dude who "likes his women big" --- it means dat a "plus-size" chick also possesses plus-size chest-pillows.