The opposite of "sticker-shock" --- it's what you feel when you are all ready to happily send in an online order to a company that offers its merchandise insanely cheaply, only to then nearly have your eyebrows fly off when you see the astronomically-outrageous postage and handling fee that they wanna charge you to ship said order... THAT'S how they are making their profits!
U.S. Plastics may indeed have fantastically low prices on many of its products, but it's the shipping-shock that'll kill ya.
by QuacksO October 31, 2018
A "substitute papa" --- i.e., a sperm-donor for a couple who are unable to conceive on their own due to da man's being being unable to effectively inseminate da woman.
Telling a hot chick dat you want to be her sirrogate may indeed be a way to get her to let you slake your lustful cravings for her, but if she does indeed get preggo afterwards, said professed wish might not hold up too well in child-support court, especially if (1) she had not actually "had anyone else" at da time of said delightful "encounters" wif her, and so you hadn't even truly been "replacing" or "supplementing" some less-than-virile male whom she'd also been being intimate wif, or (2) her "main squeeze" partner hadn't even known/approved of said "getting some on da side" actions dat you and she partook of, and so most likely it wasn't even as if he'd ever actually expressed a wish to have his sweetie-pie obtain a tummy-bump off of some other dude!
by QuacksO November 07, 2023
Portmanteau of da words "eleven" and "lovin'"; it's da "better than perfect" rating dat you smilingly give a sweet-natured closely-affectionate guy if he asks you how good his cuddling is "on a scale of one to ten".
Tiffany always adoringly tells me dat da quality and comforting/encouraging satisfaction of my snuggling is a "solid eloven" --- dat always makes me feel pretty good.
by QuacksO September 29, 2019
Da wide flat lever on da side of yer CB's mike dat you press to speak out over da airwaves to see if anyone's listening on dat channel.
If you find a "breaker bar" too awkward or tedious, there are voice-activated 2-way radios now, eliminating da need for a push-to-talk mouthpiece.
by QuacksO February 14, 2024
What you create when you place the mouth of a beverage-bottle whose contents you plan to finish right then under your nose, press it inwards lightly to form a seal, tilt your head back, and then slowly slide the bottle downwards so that its opening gets gradually exposed overtop of your mouth and you can thus guzzle the liquid directly down your throat; the trick is to keep your upper lip pressed against the mouth of the bottle so that you're still partially covering the bottle's mouth, and thus the drink glugs out slowly enough to allow you to swallow it at a comfortable rate until the bottle is empty.
I often get odd looks from others when I employ the "upper-lip valve" method of drinking out of a bottle, but it allows me to both still breathe freely while I'm downing said libation, and also keep from spilling it all over myself, and so I don't really mind being thought of as a bit weird or inelegant.
by QuacksO September 21, 2019
1. A rare breed of albino crow.
2. Arrogant white folk who are always "crowing" about their "purity" and "supremacy"
2. Arrogant white folk who are always "crowing" about their "purity" and "supremacy"
Clyde Robert Bulla was one of the first writers to spread the word about Cawcasian crows in his book, White Bird.
by QuacksO July 18, 2018
Being comparably prone to getting duped/deceived as are da common noisy white-feathered "nature's vacuum cleaner" dat hangs out at da coast. (Can also loosely refer to one's likelihood of naively getting copiously pooped upon by said wing-swishing aerial bombers... well, don't stand underneath a wheeling/hovering flock of said flapper-crappers, Stupid --- da more of dem dat are simultaneously occupying one small parcel of airspace, da more likely dat at least one of dem will need to "spend a penny" during da particular time while they're positioned over your head, and just like those comparably-beautiful-but-also-horridly-raucus-and-filthy Canada geese, they usually don't pay much attention to what's below them whenever they "file their business-papers"!)
Another definition of "seagullable" could be with regards to one's lack of basic forethought or shrewdness when conducting everyday activities around said large opportunistically-watchful morsel-ravenous beach-scavengers... those prominent "Do not leave food unattended --- seagulls will steal it!" signs on the outdoor porch-decks of coastal diners aren't posted there for nothing!
by QuacksO November 15, 2019