QuacksO's definitions

butteiful

Lovely due to its having awesome flat-topped hills.

Badlands National Park is one of da most butteiful places I've ever seen!

by QuacksO July 2, 2023

ghanacologist

A make-believe medical practitioner whom every lonely middle-aged man who romances ladies online fervently wishes actually did exist; da purpose of said genius-doctor would be to give said "prospective partner" women a thorough "check-up" to see if they actually are located in da geographical areas where they claim to be from, or if they're merely residing in a far-off land in Western Africa.

Since ghanacologists do not exist and therefore are not an option for determining if a Facebook chick is "for real" or not, I employ da simple and inexpensive "code-phrase letter" strategy --- I mail a regular paper-envelope-and-internal-written-message letter to da street-address dat da lady gave me, wif a special message written on da letter-sheet inside for her to read and then repeat back to me on Instant Messenger. Dat way, I can more-reliably know if she actually lives at da address she gave me, or if she had merely given me da address of some random citizen who knows nothing about her.

by QuacksO April 4, 2023

phyzeke

Da unique bodily-appearance dat decades of hippie-culture gave Brenner.

Perhaps Gary Trudeau's aging-Woodstock-era character is content with his scruffy-oddball phyzeke, but I would just as soon present a more respectable look.

by QuacksO July 11, 2023

docktor

A carpenter, mason, or welder tasked wif da maintenance/repair of da various boat-piers and fishing-platforms in his local area.

After an especially-severe tropical storm, a sizeable number docktors were dispatched to da region's inhabited coastal areas to clean up da splintered mess and rebuild said shore-dwellers' marinas.

by QuacksO February 10, 2023

rhythm and blues

Refers to the oft-experienced "before and after" progression with a new sex-partner --- you initially share some nice "bouncy rhythm" with said hot hunk/chick, but then the relationship quickly falls apart afterwards when you both see how different in personality or otherwise incompatible you actually are, and so you're subsequently left alone and "feeling the blues".

Selfish and insensitive-minded Bill Clinton was accustomed to going through women like water through a faucet, and so he generally didn't have much in the way of "rhythm and blues" issues... once he'd had his "bouncy tempo" fun with one lady, he would generally just turn his back on her and then go charm another naive cutie into his bed, leaving a disgraceful trail of broken hearts (and innumerable unacknowledged half-siblings of Chelsea's, thanks to his usually "riding the lady bareback" --- i.e., without using condoms) in his wake.

by QuacksO December 20, 2019

marriageyouwanna

The plant-based drug of choice to administer to one or both of a pair of lovers to put them more in the mood for "tying the knot". Conspiracy theorists have long been suspected that the real reason Cupid's arrows are so effective is that they have actually had their tips anointed with a concentrated extract of this potent hallucinogen.

Hot chick: My main squeeze gave me a marriageyouwanna joint shortly before I let him put this diamond ring on my finger, but now that my high has worn off, I'm not really sure I wanna go through with it... oh, it's not like I don't love the dude to pieces --- I most certainly DO --- it's just that I'm not sure if I'm quite ready to "settle down" yet.

by QuacksO March 5, 2017

paramateurs

Da limits, averages, and other attributes of a novice's behavior and/or performance.

Tronald Dump is so clueless about da task of being Prez --- not to mention being totally out-of-touch with reality, logic, and decency --- dat I dunno if it would even be possible to accurately determine HIS capability-paramateurs!

by QuacksO January 17, 2025