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Not to be confused with "ocean vegetation", this is a code-word for marijuana --- i.e., "c" weed, with "c" standing for "cannabis".
It's widely known that many commercial fishermen bring in "something other than fish" during many of their offshore hauls; to both avoid arousing suspicion among the authorities AND secretly convey to their cohorts that they "have the goods", they claim to be hauling "c-weed" as a side-business to their regular Pisces/crustacean-based harvesting.
by QuacksO February 18, 2022
Get the c-weedmug. The level of urgency/importance of that one feels for travelling to and/or conducting business in Peoria, Illinois.
Dunno why dat Decatur dude makes it such a Peoriaty to run most of his errands at just that one city --- there are lots of much-closer cities and sizable towns located all around his area, and they all contain branches of the same businesses and government-offices that he frequents during his visits to Peoria.
by QuacksO October 3, 2017
Get the Peoriatymug. Tronald Dump was frustrated with Andrés Manuel López Obrador's lack of cooperation regarding paying for construction of The Wall; da obvious mexplanation was dat Mr. Obrador's government perpetually-depleted coffers simply could not afford da astronomical cost of said construction. Well, DUHHHH --- illegal migration to da USA was such a problem PRECISELY BECAUSE Mexico didn't possess da capital to adequately support all of its citizens in da first place!
by QuacksO March 11, 2021
Get the mexplanationmug. If you study human history extensively, you're Ottomatically gonna run into a lot of dudes wif da "two d's and two t's" palindrome name.
Da blow-up pilot in da comedy "Airplane!" was supposed to Ottomatically take care of flying da plane, but at best he did a mediocre job of it.
by QuacksO June 9, 2021
Get the Ottomaticmug. Let's hope dat Bill and Jo truly had strong enough feelings for each other to still wanna stay married even after da excitement of their whirlwind romance had subsided.
by QuacksO February 18, 2021
Get the whirlwind romancemug. Da super-economizing version of "cough 'n' sputter"; da term is formed by simply swapping a few letter-sounds around --- i.e., "coST 'n' PuFFer" instead of "coFF 'n' SPuTTer" --- and describes how you can save gas on a car-trip during fairly good weather when you wouldn't be excessively discomforted by "hoofing it" part of the way. So, rather than expensively travelling to each and every place on your errands-list by noisily chugging all around town in your ancient fuel-swigging auto-bubble with its clunky worn engine that misses and backfires a lot, you instead park at various spots along your travel-route and then wheezingly galumph around to your different "side-destinations" if they're not too far away and you won't have anything bulky/heavy to carry to/from said locales.
A large simple-design day-pack and a comfy pair of jogging-shoes are wise choices if you plan to make a "cost 'n' puffer" road-trip. One or more pullover hoodie-jackets and/or a sun-hat would be wise accessories, as well, if it's gonna be blazingly-bright, chilly, or windy that day.
by QuacksO April 17, 2020
Get the cost 'n' puffermug. A modern-day descendant of the famous Cinderella's-carriage-recycler, this shameless freeloader-dude scuttles around to all da local banks --- even the ones that he doesn't have an account with --- on Fridays, when they offer free bags of salt-buttered popcorn.
Peter, Peter, popcorn-eater
Skips a meal; no tummy-cheater
He takes two popcorn-bags (don't tell)
Then fills his stomach very well.
Skips a meal; no tummy-cheater
He takes two popcorn-bags (don't tell)
Then fills his stomach very well.
by QuacksO July 6, 2018
Get the Peter, Peter, popcorn-eatermug.