Skip to main content

Definitions by QuacksO

To use light humor to supposedly make something fair or moral.
I hate it when closed-minded people try to jestify something that I am urgently/vehemently bringing to their attention --- if I care enough about the wrongness/danger of the situation to make such a stew about it, I feel that they should receptively listen and promptly act upon what I am saying.
jestify by QuacksO August 1, 2019

youtilize 

What a lazy-a** malingerer does --- i.e., availing himself of the brains/muscles of anyone nearby to do jobs ("Would YOU do this? Would YOU do that?") for him --- instead of getting up odd his ample butt and tackling said tasks himself.
Biff Tannen was notorious for his conscience-deprived lack of effort and ambition; ever since they were in school together, Biff would youtilize the nerdy wimpy-natured George McFly's superior book-knowledge and intellectual patience/perseverance by bullying him into completing Biff's paperwork-assignments for him.
youtilize by QuacksO August 1, 2019

pre-shower project-ponder 

Refers to da interval of careful consideration dat you invest prior to jumpin' into da tub --- to save time, water, and electricity, you simply pause a moment first and ask yourself if their are any hot/messy tasks dat you will soon need to complete, and then see if you can reasonably tackle said disagreeable jobs while you're all "gross 'n' greasy" anyway, so dat you can then just partake of one good hot sudsy scrub-a-dub instead of having to tediously/wastefully endure two baths within a fairly short period.
After a long hot day of collecting returnables, I performed a brief pre-shower project-ponder and realized I needed to take out the garbage, so I performed that yucky task while my water-heater was warming up.

rechoirment 

A bu**s**t stipulation dat you must meet if you wish to look (and sound!) like a total jacka** while sinning --- er, SINGing --- in front of a group of a**h**e conscience-deprived hypocrites in a congregation every Sunday.
It really broils my bacon that some of the most socially-insensitive and self-centered folks (think, the foolishly-proud/stubborn Grangerfords and Shepherdsons in The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, and the devious and habitually-lightfingered Macklins in The Forgotten Door) are members of church choral-groups. Many of them do this to selfishly feel better about themselves, since they arrogantly view themselves as being "closer to God and His divine forgiveness and salvation" for their rampant misbehavior in the world outside the church, rather than their actually going to those whom they've wronged and admitting it and trying to correct/alleviate whatever injustices they committed, plus they think it will look better for them in the eyes of other townspeople --- and possibly even the law --- if they are in the church choir, since many people --- especially blindly-trusting religion-steeped ones --- tend to automatically associate church-singers with piety and purity. Pathetic! I think that one of the most vital rechoirments that a church would have for someone's becoming a singing-group member would be that he should first settle any and all matters that are weighing on his conscience (and any complaints that others have against him, as well) beforehand. Otherwise, people's seeing those unfeeling jerks in the choir just breeds resentment and makes the church look bad, almost as if they condone misbehavior like that.
rechoirment by QuacksO August 1, 2019

We are currently experiencing higher-than-normal call-volumes 

Bu**s**t!! This is merely what you **always** say when someone calls your help-line! You're just too cheap to hire enough customer-service reps!
Unless there actually was a recent major event like a power-outage or security-breach, DON'T BELIEVE IT if a company's caller-greeting recording says that, "We are currently experiencing higher-than-normal call-volumes; you may stay on the line and wait for the next representative, or you can leave a call-back number for one of our reps to return your call during this same business day, or you might want to try your call again later"... again, DON'T BELIEVE IT --- in all likelihood, this is merely what they ALWAYS tell ALL of their customers who call, no matter what time-period it is ! And whatever you do, DON'T THINK THAT "LEAVING YOUR NUMBER" WILL CAUSE THE COMPANY TO CALL YOU BACK... I have waited ALL THE REST OF THE DAY for a call-back, and the company **never** got back to me! The best thing to do, therefore, is to simply "stay on the line" to "keep your slot in the cue", even if it means a long wait... better to eventually get through than never reach a live person at all.

lavalanche 

A major slide of hot molten rock down a sloped surface.
The clouds of ash and cinders from Mt. St. Helens were dangerous enough, but it was the lavalanche that really spelled disaster for nearby communities.
lavalanche by QuacksO July 28, 2019

bare with me 

What I'd honestly thought the hot-bodied gym-teacher had meant when she spoke to me while momentarily preoccupied with some paperwork prior to helping me with my workout; as you might imagine, I subsequently felt kinda stupid after seeing her shocked expression when she glanced back up from her desk --- still fully garbed in her own exercise-outfit --- and saw me standing there stark-naked in front of her.
Anytime a hot chick says, "bare with me", I prudently wait to see if she actually starts to disrobe herself before I drop my own trousers... she might have simply meant that she wanted me to be patient with her while she processed an unavoidable delay before joining and/or assisting me.
bare with me by QuacksO July 28, 2019