An event involving a gal's offering easy access to her "fun zone" by lying back on da bed with her legs broadly apart.
Hearing dat I was lonesome, da cute waitress at da corner-diner promised me a "widespread occurrence", but then instead of having sex with me, she just gave me a foot-long roll with mayonnaise liberally applied to its inner surfaces! What a letdown!!!
by QuacksO May 02, 2021
Refers to the overall subject of the "entertaining 'n' informative" written material authored by deceitful shysters in an attempt to trick us into trusting them.
Some people think the Bible is a sacred text that should be followed without question, but I view it as just a classic example of prose and cons, with the biggest con-man being the narcissistic God Himself.
by QuacksO April 23, 2019
Da historically-consistent properties of da rubber cleats-patterns dat Goodyear and Michelin put on their tires.
Da classic "crowd of babies sitting on a couch" photo accompanied by da humorous "if Firestone made condoms" caption really shows up said tire giant's treadition of shoddy rubber-manufacturing workmanship!
by QuacksO January 03, 2021
Where you use a straw or swizzle-stick to probe down into da big “scuba”* ice cream in yer cone to determine if da diner’s soda-jerk remembered to include yer prize at da bottom, or to check and see if there is indeed a delightful sticky-creamy chocolate-fudge center.
*Apologies to Abbot & Costello for swipin’ their joke here. :P
*Apologies to Abbot & Costello for swipin’ their joke here. :P
Redneck psychologist: I’ve found that one of the best --- and least painful/intrusive --- ways to determine if a client has obsessive-compulsive tendencies is to take him out for ice cream at a fast-food joint that offers a fun little prize down inside the cone, and then I simply observe whether my client performs a “scuba-diving” action before he finishes the ice cream.
by QuacksO September 15, 2018
If you study human history extensively, you're Ottomatically gonna run into a lot of dudes wif da "two d's and two t's" palindrome name.
Da blow-up pilot in da comedy "Airplane!" was supposed to Ottomatically take care of flying da plane, but at best he did a mediocre job of it.
by QuacksO June 10, 2021
Social/environmental attributes dat at-least-adequately allow for da willingness to shed one's garments.
Exactly what would be considered "bareable conditions" would vary widely among different people, of course, but generally they would involve things like how well da considering-stripping-off individual likes/trusts any accompanying humans who would be observing said person in his/her "birthday suit", what will likely be expected of him to allow/perform with relation to said accompanying humans, how warm and isolated da present surroundings are, etc.
by QuacksO April 11, 2023
What your gramma carefully does with each matter dat you ask her to either assist you with or give her expert opinion regarding.
Age does not always equal wisdom or even experience, and so you might wanna seek a second opinion before arbitrarily trusting da judgement of your parent's mother when you ask her to Nanalyze an important issue for you.
by QuacksO March 09, 2020