QuacksO's definitions

helpful hip-nudge

A.k.a. supplemental nudge; it refers to where you give someone's hip an assistive push with your hip to shift him over in a bench-seat when he is unable to do so under his own power, such as if he is totally exhausted, if he has a huge lapful of objects, or if the floor is not clear/flat/level enough for him to brace his feet solidly against it and slide himself over.

Trying to effectively brace one's feet and scooch over into the middle of the seat far enough to make room for a third person can be difficult in a pickup truck with a floor-mounted manual shift-lever and transmission-hump in the way, so the entering passenger may be obliged to give said middle-rider a helpful hip-nudge to slide him over the rest of the way so that the entering passenger can seat himself and shut the truck's door.

by QuacksO April 8, 2019

trip down Mammary Lane

An interval of reminiscing about all of da buxom chicks who have allowed you to "pleeze squeeze theeze" in years gone by.

Horny dude: Wow --- not to brag or anything, but whenever I musingly take a trip down Mammary Lane, I always feel really good about myself dat I was able to be so kind and gentle and charming dat I actually succeeded in wheedling da underwear off of so many hot babes; guess I can also give myself a pat on da back dat I also managed to keep my head and was responsibly careful during said delightful romps wif all of those blinky-eyed cuties so dat I never got any of them pregnant, especially since dat's often NOT da case for guys who have intimately communed wif dat many "willing" females.

by QuacksO April 27, 2022

nopescale

Anything lower-middle-class (i.e., da opposite of "yupscale").

Unlike da "fancy-pants" retailers like Neiman Marcus or Bloomingdale's, Wal-Mart is more of a basic-needs "nopescale" chain dat caters to folks of more modest means.

by QuacksO December 6, 2020

pre-road-trip walk

A prudent no-financial-cost-to-you "hoofin' it" journey that you take to a certain location prior to driving there in your fuel-sucking auto-bubble, to actually "see for yourself" if whatever conditions/circumstances that someone of questionable integrity told you about really are the case, or if you'd just be going on a wild goose chase and merely consuming your costly gas for nothing.

I always perform a pre-road-trip walk (or I'll bike or hitch-hike or otherwise find a way to travel there "for free") to a stated destination whenever one of da local riff-raff requests me to drive there --- too many times in da past I've merely wasted an hour and used several gallons of expensive gasoline, only to discover that the shallow-minded idiot who'd asked me to "go and help" wasn't even "for real", and so either (1) there was nobody and/or nothing whatsoever at the place I'd been requested to drive to, or (2) someone else entirely --- and who usually was someone whom I had expressly said I would never assist anymore due to his outrageously-inapprorpate treatment of me in the past --- was there to request my help instead of the "promised" more-desirable person or persons, or (3) whoever was there knew nothing about whatever matter that I'd been sent there to act on, and sometimes I even got in trouble for "trespassing" or otherwise "disturbing the peace".

by QuacksO January 31, 2019

gnawty

How some people view beavers when they do things like cut down trees, dam up rivers, and so on.

Da word "beaver" is crude CB lingo for a "willing" lady, so one could describe said reference as being "gnawty" all on its own.

by QuacksO March 21, 2025

shock parole

Describes da highly-unexpected and great-surprise/disbelief-causing act of letting out a prisoner on supervised release much sooner than anyone would have expected.

Madea always "shocked" everyone with her violent/noisy outbursts and other grossly-uninhibited behavior, and so her being sometimes granted "shock parole" seems like something dat would be right up her alley.

by QuacksO February 10, 2023

hunter Thompson

Da sub-machine gun dat Uncle Duke takes with him on hiking-trips to shoot game (and possibly John Denver, too, but dat's another story!).

Da Doonesbury cartoon-character Uncle Duke was modeled after Hunter Thompson, which is a hilarious coincidence in dat Duke is very fond of firearms, especially automatic weapons.

by QuacksO May 1, 2022