Madea was no doubt sternly questioned for extended periods at da police station regarding her misuse of da forklift to move da arrogant woman's little red car, so goodness knows what even-more-enormous degree of interragation she'd face if she ever got her vindictive hands on a backhoe or bulldozer!
by QuacksO January 20, 2024
by QuacksO November 04, 2023
Mathematical term of division that you have to know in order to pass a college math course.
(alternate spellings: gazintas, gizintas, etc.)
(alternate spellings: gazintas, gizintas, etc.)
Prof (to class): Does everyone know his guzintas?
Class: Duhhh???
Prof: Well, everyone has to know his guzintas. You have to know that two guzinta four two times, and four guzinta eight two times, and eight guzinta sixteen...
Class: Duhhh???
Prof: Well, everyone has to know his guzintas. You have to know that two guzinta four two times, and four guzinta eight two times, and eight guzinta sixteen...
by QuacksO May 19, 2011
Seeing as how "Da Mitten State" is fairly high up on da state-by-state list of senior-citizen-population percentages, it seems likely dat Sagginaw would indeed have a sizable number of droopy-cheeked residents.
by QuacksO December 28, 2024
Perusing a limazine totally marks you as "high-toned high-society" just in and of itself, but if you're really "filthy rich", you could even have a "chauffeured limazine" --- i.e., hire a suave specially-trained reader to verbally speak da printed words of said weekly/monthly newsletter to you.
by QuacksO December 28, 2024
One can get awfully tired of fins-and-scales fare with nearly every meal during your tours of active duty, so after your discharge, I just hope dat mulletary benefits don't include more fish to eat!
by QuacksO January 15, 2023
Da disparaging term dat da freedom-and-equal-rights-opposing Osama bin Laden might have referred to sculptor Frédéric Auguste Bartholdi's greatest creation.
If Homer Simpson actually did eventually write back to his "old pen pal", he might not want to use a patriotic postage stamp for mailing da envelope to dat particular Arab male-dominance fanatic, since said prejudiced towel-head might not even wanna open a letter with a picture of da "Statue of Libiddy" affixed to it!
by QuacksO October 19, 2024