QuacksO's definitions

conjewgal visit

What Tevya would hope was allowed if he got put in da slammer and wanted his wife Golde to come and see him sometimes.

As rowdy as Tevya and his drinking-buddies got when drunkenly singing "To Life!" at da local watering-hole, it's a wonder dat they didn't all get locked up and been made to be content with occasional conjewgal visits for a few weeks till they would be released on parole and allowed to return to their families.

by QuacksO February 20, 2021

more than one virgin of the story

What you hear regarding how/when a gal lost her innocence.

Female celebrities often tell more than one virgin of the story when relating the lurid/sordid details of how they got deflowered.

by QuacksO December 11, 2020

clarafication

A better understanding of something regarding da black-and-white bovine member of da "Farm Friends" kiddie-book series.

Just for clarafication purposes, we are referring to a cow here, not Mark Twain's middle daughter.

by QuacksO October 28, 2020

Lake Tittycocka

A large body of water located in the Andes on the border of Bolivia and Peru, this lake is the site of a "no holds barred" nudist colony where any consenting member/visitor is permitted to perform and/or participate in any non-injurious sexual activity he pleases at any time.

Anytime I feel lonesome and horny, I just hop a plane to Lake Tittycocka and totally knock myself out there for a few days.

by QuacksO March 13, 2017

purgery

False statements made in an attempt to "wipe the slate clean".

Bill Clinton was obviously "Gil T. Azell" of fooling around with Monica Blewisnky --- not to mention lying about it afterwards ("For the record, I did NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS with that woman") --- yet he was able to get off scot-free when investigated by Congress --- sounds like a case of major purgery to me!

by QuacksO July 9, 2019

take it for granite

To presume dat something is "rock solid".

Prudential Financial uses da Rock of Gibraltar as their logo, but even in their case, one should not automatically "take it for granite" dat dey will keep you fiscally secure in all aspects and areas of your life.

by QuacksO January 21, 2022

crudibility

What Pig Pen would lose if he removed his famous layer of dirt.

When Pig Pen says he's gonna take a bath when he gets home, Charlie Brown asks him if he's gonna get all cleaned up; said muddy child responds dat as soiled as he always seems to get, he's learned not to expect too much from a soap-and-water session --- "l just feel satisfied if da wash merely settles da dust." So it sounds like his crudibility will be preserved for da time being.

by QuacksO April 21, 2022