siezeonal

Denotes a yearly-recurring time-period when machinery typically gets burned-out bearings.

Due to da inferior quality of stuff purchased at Harbor Freight, I frequently have to do siezeonal maintenance on my lawn-mowing equipment.

by QuacksO October 14, 2023

J. Paul Givey

Da lesser-known "benevolent counterpart" to da infamous penny-pinching oil-baron; unlike his Scroogeian contemporary, he started out super-wealthy and gradually distributed his finances to those in need.

I have only a small emergency-fund and a super-modest income from SSI and Food Stamps, yet the town moochers seem to view me as a regular J. Paul Givey!

by QuacksO July 01, 2020

ad-skip assistant

Refers to a fellow human whom you assign to click out of commercials that often randomly appear during YouTube videos; this would be for periods of time when you are unable to operate the mouse/touch-pad yourself, such as when you have to take a dump but don't wanna pause the interesting video you were watching, but instead want to keep listening to the presentation while you're pooping. Having this other person skip over the ads for you ensures that you won't have to teeth-grindingly suffer through many minutes of boring ads while you sit on da crapper waiting for the program to resume. This can work best for largely-speech-based videos such as tech-subject lectures/documentaries, where you don't need to always watch the screen to enjoy the program.

I'm on SSI Disability, so I often spend much of my time at home; occasionally my also-unemployed buddy owes me a few bucks, and so I "hire" him to come over each day and be my ad-skip assistant for a 25¢ credit per ad; he usually "pays off" his debt that way in just a couple weeks.

by QuacksO October 20, 2021

indentured servitude

Where people labor without pay and have such unhealthy workplace-conditions that their chompers eventually fall out, to boot, thus obliging them to get false teeth.

I read that a lot of tropical-plantation-based slaves ruined their teeth from chewing on sugar cane during their workdays; sounds like a classic case of indentured servitude to me.

by QuacksO March 09, 2020

bronchial b.s.

Any of the loud offensive throat-sounds made by the respiratory and/or digestive system, such as belches, retches, wheezes, etc.

John went through a long litany of rough/distressed sounds from his throat and lungs, but I think it was just a lot of bronchial b.s. designed to change the subject so that he wouldn't hafta answer embarrassing/difficult questions.

by QuacksO May 14, 2019

cacoffinous

How Dracula often sounds during colder months.

If "Dracula's coffin and sneezin'", should we line said pine box with eggcrate-foam to make said "woes of wintertime" sounds a bit less cacoffinous?

by QuacksO February 23, 2025

fancy-flatware request

"Silver plates?"

Knock, knock...
Who's there??
Kudu!!!
Kudu, whooooooooo????
Kudu come and give me a hand with changing my tire?
Well, I will if you make it a "fancy-flatware request"... :P
Silver plates?
Why, soitenly!
Mercy buckets --- prisheeyate that!
No problemmo, Dude!!!

by QuacksO November 17, 2023