himdle

A male-human-caused hindering snag or other aggravating "hoop to jump through" that delays proceeding with a task or endeavor. Opposite of "herdle", a holdup caused by a female human.

A himdle is sometimes more difficult/time-consuming to overcome than a herdle because usually more men are in government-positions than women, and so more male officials may be involved with said snafu.

himdle by QuacksO September 11, 2019

Tom Hiddleston 

The hottest man walking on earth.

Erica: u know tom Hiddleston?
Jessica: the hottest man walking on earth?

Tom Hiddleston by Dilifwh0re March 6, 2021

Tom Hiddleston 

A walking definition of a Human God. Sexy as hell. He is famous for playing the charecter of Loki in the Marvel Cinematic Universe.
He has an army (of fan girls). Would give you an orgy with his smile. Plus he is British. The gentle, soft-spoken, humble and sexy one.

There is no-one else like Tom Hiddleston.

Tom Hiddleston by Loki's soul May 26, 2019

Hiddlesexual 

A term relating to sexual matters that involve the British actor Tom Hiddleston. This term is often used by his fans, or more popularly known by the titles "Hiddleston Army", "HiddleArmy", or "Loki's Army".

This word can also refer to a type of sexuality in which they are devoted/attracted to Tom Hiddleston, and only Tom Hiddleston.

Girl One: Oh my god, isn't Tom Hiddleston just attractive?

Girl Two: I know, right? I'm going to go Hiddlesexual!

Girl: I'm sorry, I'm not interested in you anymore.
Boy: Why?!
Girl: Because I discovered Tom Hiddleston, my god.
Boy: Oh NO YOU'VE BEEN Hiddlestoned! YOU'RE Hiddlesexual! I think I am too!
-both fly off into the sunset with Loki posters-

Hiddlesexual by jotunned August 8, 2012

Tom Hiddleston 

A damn gentleman

Tom hiddleston.

Tom Hiddleston by Justagirlwithnojams January 19, 2019

Tom Hiddleston 

British man who is so tall he is practically a giant which is ironic since he plays sexy frost giant Loki Odinson who was sadly killed by a raisin. He has fluffy brown curls of hair that can be magically transformed into long black wavy hair 😫 He is so soft and pretty and humble and kind I just love him.

Tom Hiddleston was accused of making women’s ovaries explode.

Tom Hiddleston by renee hiddleston 🙈 May 16, 2021

Hiddlestoner 

A person in a community that admires Tom Hiddleston.

Hiddlestoners are not part of a cult that worships Tom (like many people think), they are a community that admires him for the many great things he's done; he's a man who's inspired many friendships across the globe.

Hiddlestoners admire him by drawing him and his many characters, by talking about him with other fans (whether that's IRL or online) and by writing fanfiction about him and his characters.

Person 1: So you're a Hiddlestoner now?
Person 2: Yeah. Tom Hiddleston is a great man worth admiring.

Hiddlestoner by Ceejay21 December 8, 2015