Where you are told dat a dude either will be polite to you or is not interested in "proceeding to fourth base", but his actual obnoxious behavior and/or da huge bulge in da front of his shorts clearly shows otherwise!
Slick Willie sure made a lotta contradicktory statements during his sexual-misconduct hearings and impeachment-trial testimony!
by QuacksO February 13, 2020
Get the contradicktorymug. I always love visiting my Orthodox Hebrew friends during Yom Kipper, since they always share their traditional scrumptious dried-fish meals with me.
by QuacksO July 11, 2018
Get the Yom Kippermug. Tarzan and Jane are a classic "opposites attract" example; in this case, a peaceable "fastidious vs. slowidious" coexistence.
by QuacksO May 20, 2023
Get the slowidiousmug. What with her hot body and luscious smoochy lips, Monica Blewinsky has likely been da resippyent of man-milk from too many lustful studs to even count.
by QuacksO October 24, 2024
Get the resippyentmug. It's safe to eat huge helpings of baked beans in Windiana during non-still-air days, since said frequent/strong "Windyana weather" will blow away your own "wind" before anyone smells it.
by QuacksO December 07, 2023
Get the Windianamug. Refers to the abrasive and horridly-destructive mindset that is all-too-often adopted by someone with authority/influence (parent/guardian, schoolteacher/principal, policeman/judge, owner/caretaker of a large and/or fancy estate, etc.), whereby he blatantly/impatiently disregards common sense or basic compassion regarding the everyday necessities/difficulties/incapabilities of the less fortunate/affluent/physically-fit mortals in the world, while at the same time needlessly and unjustly "throwing his weight around" or "flexing his muscles" in an additionally-injurious manner. So, not only will he refuse reasonable requests to assist/ease the burdens of a timid "underdog", but he will then "add insult to injury" by irritably/gruffly PILING ON one or more ADDITIONAL agonizingly-arduous stipulations/restrictions onto the trembling help-seeker, so that this unfortunate wretch will now be even WORSE off than he was before!
One should be extremely wary about asking someone of substance/power for advice or assistance, since many such "upper crust" individuals tend to be afflicted with "and furthermore" syndrome... not only may they flippantly brush off your request for help, but they likely will then also grumble, "And furthermore --- I don't want you to do such-and-such anymore", or "I am sick and tired of your not doing such-and-such like everyone else does, so you're to start doing so immediately", which of course will just make you burdened/agonized all the more, especially if the retracted privilege is something that you vitally need just to survive or remain sane.
by QuacksO November 29, 2016
Get the "and furthermore" syndromemug. Considering how repulsive da 45th vice president could be, it's little wonder dat so many folks had agoreaphobia; it's definitely an "inconvenient truth".
by QuacksO October 11, 2023
Get the agoreaphobiamug.