Da tour guide promised us tons of "fresh vistas", but it turned out to be just "seenery" --- i.e., merely a "re-run" of places dat we'd already been to earlier on dat same trip!
by QuacksO February 19, 2024
Get the seenerymug. To either pretend to be a minister ("parson"), or to do such a lousy-ass job of it that people actually think you're not a real preacher.
That dude at the pulpit today was soooo far off on his quotings from Scripture --- almost seemed like one of those imparsonaters!
by QuacksO August 07, 2018
Get the imparsonatemug. A chronic helper/enabler of criminal activity involving pigment-based substances, items utilizing coloring-agents, etc.; said mean-spirited and destructively-manipulative behavior waxes and wanes depending on how stable said individual's insolin levels are at a given time, and/or whether the person has access to sweets.
Zonker Harris's Uncle Duke got busted for shoplifting at Macy's Menswear; perhaps if he'd had a dyeabettic conspirator accompanying him at the time, he might have gotten away with the stolen colored-fabric goods unseen.
by QuacksO July 20, 2021
Get the dyeabetticmug. Not only did da local slick-salesman shyster perform a lousy-dowsey job of finding well-spots on my property, but then he also was 100% lousy-DOUSEY about putting out his campfire afterwards --- he cluelessly used GASOLINE instead of water to pour on said smoldering coals, causing an even bigger conflagration than anything that he'd had originally!
by QuacksO May 09, 2022
Get the lousy-dowseymug. Using plastic-sprue-based model-kits was certainly a revellutionalry step up from before, where you had to actually cut your own parts from sheets of wood or metal.
by QuacksO March 06, 2025
Get the revellutionmug. Ethan Couch really put on heirs regarding his supposedly deserving preferential treatment. Sometimes it worked in his favor, but unfortunately even his parents' vast wealth and social prestige couldn't save him regarding his mass-manslaughter conviction.
by QuacksO June 11, 2021
Get the put on heirsmug. An IV-administered dose of a prescription-strength medicine designed to temporarily relieve the intense and deeply-rooted "itch" of a "loose" female who would otherwise feel unable to resist the urge to offer her services as a paid escort to members of the upper-crust. Depending on the particular woman and the acuteness of her lustful feelings, her finances/lifestyle, and the specific aspects of her environmental surroundings (i.e., how many temptations she encounters on a daily basis), this powerfully-medicated shot may need to be re-administered frequently, up to several times per week.
Social worker: So how are you feeling today?
Unemployed hottie: Oh, horny as heck --- I'm thinking of applying for a part-time job at Lacy Ladies Escort Service!
Social worker (rolling eyes): Hoooo, boy --- here we go again! Looks like somebody's long overdue for another courtesan injection!
Unemployed hottie: Oh, horny as heck --- I'm thinking of applying for a part-time job at Lacy Ladies Escort Service!
Social worker (rolling eyes): Hoooo, boy --- here we go again! Looks like somebody's long overdue for another courtesan injection!
by QuacksO August 28, 2017
Get the courtesan injectionmug.