QuacksO's definitions

potato bonus

Refers to the tasty spud-chunks that are included in canned mixed vegetables, as opposed to frozen bags of them that only contain the "standard five" garden-delights (peas, green beans, carrots, corn, and green lima beans).

Canned mixed vegetables are indeed blessed with a potato bonus, are pre-cooked and ready-to-eat, and do not require refrigeration till opened, but there are drawbacks to them when compared to just the frozen kind: they may cost more per ounce (i.e., over a buck for a 15-ounce can as opposed to maybe two bucks for a two-pound cello-bag; there is considerably less than the stated weight of solid veggies in the can, also, since a lot of the product's volume is made up of the broth that they're cooked in), they are often excessively salty, and they aren't usually so robust-flavored as the freshly-cooked fare you'd get from stewing up a frozen bag of them yourself, either.

by QuacksO March 3, 2019

ajackity

What you'll need if you're a male human who's gonna accompany someone with "ajillity" to da summit of an inclined terrain-feature to fill yer H2O-bucket.

If da famous hill-climbing duo had possessed more "ajackity" and "ajillity", they might have completed their water-fetching errand without mishap.

by QuacksO August 21, 2025

trip down Mammary Lane

An interval of reminiscing about all of da buxom chicks who have allowed you to "pleeze squeeze theeze" in years gone by.

Horny dude: Wow --- not to brag or anything, but whenever I musingly take a trip down Mammary Lane, I always feel really good about myself dat I was able to be so kind and gentle and charming dat I actually succeeded in wheedling da underwear off of so many hot babes; guess I can also give myself a pat on da back dat I also managed to keep my head and was responsibly careful during said delightful romps wif all of those blinky-eyed cuties so dat I never got any of them pregnant, especially since dat's often NOT da case for guys who have intimately communed wif dat many "willing" females.

by QuacksO April 27, 2022

hopportunity

What you give a rabbit if you leave da door to his cage open.

Two cage-doors accidentally got left open in da local rabbit warren, those of a male and a female bunny. Talk about a "double hopportunity" --- not only could da boy-rabbit get loose, but he had a chance to "jump da bones" of da girl-rabbit!

by QuacksO January 31, 2023

sailsman

A dude who staffs a place of business specializing in wind-powered-boat equipment.

Da term "sailsman" could also refer to a hot-between-his-legs stud who invites cute chicks to come along for a cruise in his yacht or sloop.

by QuacksO March 22, 2023

pawnzi scheme

An elaborate "multi-level" plan to cheat others when playing chess.

If someone successfully runs a major swindle and thus makes others feel like one the sixteen identically-shaped playing-pieces in a chess game, I suppose that said cheating-action could be dubbed a "pawnzi scheme", as well.

by QuacksO February 10, 2020

dupelicate

An imitation/copy of something or someone that's created with the intent to deceive.

Steve Austin and his boss Oscar Goldman had to be ever-vigilant to watch out for cyborg-dupelicates that evil/greedy enemies were always creating to use in their ongoing efforts to wrest secrets and resources from the OSI and their associates.

by QuacksO December 25, 2019