QuacksO's definitions

Allahgator

"Da Great One" of da reptile world.

Many people aren't spiritual believers, but they might start copiously praying if they were pursued by an Allahgator!

by QuacksO November 30, 2025

No stiffs, glans, or butts

Humorous parody-phrase to mean dat da speaker wishes to keep a relationship platonic.

Alternative phrases for da "No stiffs, glans, or butts" saying could be either, "No orifs i.e., "orifices", as in coochies, mouths, or rectums, glands i.e., genitals that excrete fluids, such as boobs, cocks, or balls, or butts", or "No quifs slang for "queefs", or vaginal gas-expulsions during sex, glans, or butts".

by QuacksO November 27, 2021

downpour-period-implied permission to enter

Da universal understanding dat you may hurriedly "scramble in and close da door" of a dwelling or vehicle during a sudden heavy rain if said enclosure's owner initially observes your headlong dash towards him, and thus he will not be started by your high-speed entry.

A downpour-period-implied permission to enter is something like an implied door-knock, since in both instances, you aren't expected to wait outside for someone to answer da door. Now of course, once you do get in, da respectful procedure is to stop just inside da door and wheezingly catch yer breath, then make some jokingly-indignant remark like, "Okay --- who ordered da monsoon?!" Dat puts everyone inside da room at ease, and then --- unless you'd merely entered to avoid getting soaked, in which case da polite and least-interrupting action might be to just stand by da door till da rain eases up --- you can state what you'd wanted.

by QuacksO August 4, 2024

expectorations

Refers to the hoped-for level of lung-declogging performance that you have when first taking medicines containing camphor, eucalyptus, and/or menthol.

Most over-the-counter congestion-relieving products are of fairly mild potency, so you should not have very high expectorations about them. Extended use of these meds, however, often can indeed help "loosen things up" in your respiratory system.

by QuacksO September 4, 2020

isenglass

What windows are made out of in Middle Earth.

Glass is very breakable, so dey hafta post a regiment of "isenguards" at da factory where isenglass is made, to make sure dat nobody gets in to damage da fragile silicate sheets as dey come off da furnace-conveyor.

by QuacksO February 19, 2023

sackrifice

Refers to what you hafta give up if you either:
(1) become an employee instead of an employer in Merry Ol' England, or

(2) you get married, become a nun/monk, or otherwise ''assume a position" dat precludes you from being able to "assume da position" wif just anyone of da opposite gender.

Tying da knot wif da gal of your dreams will bless you wif a life dat's so happy and fulfilling dat your no longer being free to get in on with just any random chick will seem like a comparatively small sackrifice.

by QuacksO December 14, 2022

memorayal service

A funeral for an eel.

Eels live differing lengths of time depending on species, habitat, whether or not they are in da wild or raised in captivity, etc., and so it's uncertain when a memorayal service will be held in any given locale.

by QuacksO May 29, 2023