Refers to where a gal claims dat an unable-to-climax guy must have "relieved da pressure" prior to sharing a bouncy-bouncy with her.
I'd much rather face a jackusation from a lady than be accused of having unprotected sex with her and thus fathering a "love baby".
by QuacksO May 17, 2022
A dude or chick who loves quadding but does not have a machine of his own; he therefore straps on a day-pack with basic supplies and heads out along da riding-trail, keeping his senses peeled for da much-loved "chorus of sweet music" droning/putt-putt din in the distance or the far-off headlights-glow of approaching ATVs and side-by-sides, and then asks to ride along with them.
I always make sure to leave at least a couple of empty seats in our trail-riding group (i.e., I stow our supply-duffels in the carriers and lash them on the roofs of our 4X4s instead of just setting them on the seats beside us), just in case we happen upon any freewheelers along our travels. ATV-ing is indeed an expensive hobby, and so I fully realize that not everyone who loves doing it can afford to own or rent equipment of their own, and so I like to share our fun with these other folks. And besides, "the more, the merrier".
by QuacksO November 22, 2018
I went to da local diner last week and sensed dat all of da big fisherman-dues around da table were steamed about something, so I waited till a different day to sit down and hang out wif dem; on dat okaysion, they appeared to be in a better mood, and so I pulled up a chair and had a pleasant interaction-period wif dem.
by QuacksO March 30, 2025
Refers to the more light-hearted/trivial-affliction-related (i.e., non-substance-abuse or other serious-addiction-type condition) gatherings of sufferers where everyone shares life-stories and fellowship, and tries to assist each other in reducing/alleviating said unfortunate conditions/infirmities. Examples would include Belchers Anonymous (at all the other meetings listed here, they serve you tasty carbonated drinks, but at this meeting, you only get non-fizzy libation so that you won't start burping!), Bellyachers Anonymous, Colliders Anonymous (for folks who often clumsily blunder into objects/people), Foot-steppers Anonymous (again, this would be for those of you who don't adequately watch where you're walking, and so you accidentally tread on others' toes a lot), Groaners Anonymous (they seat you in chairs with heating-pads and offer you pain-relievers), Grumblers Anonymous, Stumblers Anonymous, Whiners Anonymous, Yawners Anonymous (at all the other meetings they let you sit on comfy upholstered chairs, but here they make you sit on hard wooden benches so that you don't get too relaxed and then start sleepily displaying your tonsils), etc.
One amusing fact about alternative anonymous meetings is that quite a number of any particular meeting's attendees may also suffer from a lot of the maladies and shortcomings addressed in other anonymous meetings, as well (i.e., achy people who copiously moan and groan also tend to complain a lot and mindlessly bumble into and/or step on the feet of unsuspecting souls unfortunate enough to happen to be in their paths), and so you tend to see a lot of familiar faces at many of the various meetings.
by QuacksO July 12, 2019
What you partake of for soothing da "back there" distress of dealing with one or more people who are a real pain-in-da-a**.
by QuacksO May 03, 2025
Pairs of words that have a meaning which is "one-hundred-eighty degrees" different from each other when the letter "r" is added, such as "fiend" and "friend", "gem" and "germ", etc.
Perhaps the "r" opposites might have had a role to play in the infamous "cell phone static" call that got the totally-honorable-and-conscientious Enron officials in trouble --- you will notice that the moral-minded, "Ship the documents to the Feds" has no "r" letters in it, whereas the supposedly-uttered criminal statement, "Rip the documents to shreds" does indeed contain that letter a couple times, and has the exact opposite meaning.
by QuacksO September 15, 2020
In da infamous "Burns and Allen" episode about George's attempts to obtain supplementary life insurance and assist a group of girl scouts, he winds up with a horrendous case of poison ivy, but da naive insurance agent mistakes it for an infectious disease. His merely taking a closer look might have resulted in his making a more rashional conclusion.
by QuacksO June 09, 2021