QuacksO's definitions

Godzillow

Da huge "scaly green monster" of da online real-estate world. Figuratively used to describe da widespread greed and corruption dat dominates said internet conglomerate.

I prefer to do all of my house/property buying and selling with real live folks in my local area, and avoid dat whole Godzillow crap altogether.

by QuacksO May 23, 2020

retsaM weiV

Humorous term for da loopy "mirror-image" result dat you get --- and dat you loved to playfully aggravate grown-ups wif as a child --- by turning over da 14-film-cell image-disc and inserting it "da wrong way around" into da stereoscope or projector, so dat everything would look backwards.

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by QuacksO November 30, 2023

Passasmartkeg

Da tiny central-Maine town where da residents "drink responsibly" from communal jugs of brain-enhancing cordial in order to "quench their thirst for knowledge", rather than just mindlessly swigging from "dumb" beverage-vessels dat only contains unremarkable low-quality "white-lightnin'" grog dat merely keeps everyone stupid and ignorant, like they do in da town next door.

If da townspeople of PassaSMARTkeg and PassaDUMBkeg got together for a baked bean supper, they would likely all hafta run down to da PASSAGASSAWAKEG River in to collectively "relieve da pressure" afterwards. (Nobody light a match!)

by QuacksO March 19, 2024

ROMinder

"Note to self" to not fergit to remove da software-CD from your computer's disc-drive.

I found a "Classic Computer Games" disc still inside da drive of da second-hand desktop PC dat I'd ordered from a private eBay seller; I guess dat said amateur salesperson should have written himself a ROMinder to always check inside da machines before he shipped them. He was super-grateful for my immediately telling him of his goof, though, and hastily imaged me a postage-paid shipping-label to print out and slap on da mailer for returning da disc to him.

by QuacksO August 10, 2024

taco the town

What a diner dat serves super-tasty tortilla-wrap creations soon becomes.

Dat local Mexican restaurant is totally da "taco the town".

by QuacksO June 27, 2024

callusthenics

Exercises dat result in thickened rough patches of skin.

Callusthenics may indeed have health benefits, but you should have a supply of pumice-stone on hand if you also wanna look your best in a swimsuit.

by QuacksO February 11, 2020

Russian girlfriend

This is "lovely sensual woman" who "loves your unconditional" and is "wishing supreme to with be you", if you can "send just funds to be the assistance to me for expense airplane ticket". (Variation is some hot spicy curvaceous little number who is either from your local area but is currently stranded in West Africa and therefore just needs you to Western Union some money to her to get a visa/green card/plane ticket to return home, or is currently doing humanitarian work in Nigeria/Ghana, and also just needs a few {{{hundred!}}} dollars to get a plane ticket to come to the USA and be your lover/companion/obedient wife.

I'm the luckiest guy in the world... I've got a super-hot Russian girlfriend who just needs 1200 U.S. dollars to come to America to be with me forever!!! Right --- and I've also got a bridge to sell you, plus some swampland you might be interested in. :P

by QuacksO December 26, 2016