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Definitions by QuacksO

A youngster whose parents are actually still living, but who abruptly "changes" into claiming that he's a parentless child just to get sympathy and/or benefits/perks that he's not entitled to.
Ex-prez Nobama fed us all such a sketchy and muddled birth-certificate story that it's almost like he turned morphan on us.
morphan by QuacksO November 29, 2019

hairoine 

A female star of a tale who possesses luxuriant tresses.
Marilyn Monroe and Katharine Hepburn were two famous hairoines on the big screen.
hairoine by QuacksO November 29, 2019

possibillyty 

Or "possibillity"; it refers to the likelihood of something regarding a person named William.
According to the classic movie, your being found not guilty in a Chicago-area murder case is a much greater possibillyty if you have sleazy lawyer Flynn on your defense-ream.
possibillyty by QuacksO November 29, 2019
A drug that makes your cranial-fur longer and thicker.
The real reason that hairoin is illegal is the same as it is for marijuana, ephedra, tryptophan, and some other substances --- it **works** and is **cheap**, and so the greedy scalp-tonic companies that sell all these costly growth-stimulation products that often produce little or no actual results don't want it on the market... it isn't harmful or hazardous; it would just put them out of business!!
hairoin by QuacksO November 29, 2019

Vegas nerve 

Da sensory-conduit in da brain dat prompts you to play da slots.
I never gamble, so any time I experience tingling in my Vegas nerve, I just go sit on da beach and relax a while till da "urge to splurge" subsides.
Vegas nerve by QuacksO November 27, 2019

Nome Chompsky 

An expert linguist from Alaska who helps Eskimos speak clearly even while chewing hunks of whale-blubber.
Nome Chompsky: Eskimos live on whale meat and blubber.
Unimpressed/bored English student: Well, of COURSE they do --- you'd cry, too, if you only had whale-meat to eat!
Nome Chompsky by QuacksO November 26, 2019

possebility 

A likelihood that a group of deputized men on horseback will be mounted to chase after da bad guys.
Before robbing a bank, train, or stagecoach, one should consider the possebility of being pursued by the local constabulary following said crime.
possebility by QuacksO November 25, 2019