Definitions by QuacksO
morphan
A youngster whose parents are actually still living, but who abruptly "changes" into claiming that he's a parentless child just to get sympathy and/or benefits/perks that he's not entitled to.
possibillyty
According to the classic movie, your being found not guilty in a Chicago-area murder case is a much greater possibillyty if you have sleazy lawyer Flynn on your defense-ream.
possibillyty by QuacksO November 29, 2019
hairoin
The real reason that hairoin is illegal is the same as it is for marijuana, ephedra, tryptophan, and some other substances --- it **works** and is **cheap**, and so the greedy scalp-tonic companies that sell all these costly growth-stimulation products that often produce little or no actual results don't want it on the market... it isn't harmful or hazardous; it would just put them out of business!!
Nome Chompsky
An expert linguist from Alaska who helps Eskimos speak clearly even while chewing hunks of whale-blubber.
Nome Chompsky: Eskimos live on whale meat and blubber.
Unimpressed/bored English student: Well, of COURSE they do --- you'd cry, too, if you only had whale-meat to eat!
Unimpressed/bored English student: Well, of COURSE they do --- you'd cry, too, if you only had whale-meat to eat!
Nome Chompsky by QuacksO November 26, 2019
possebility
Before robbing a bank, train, or stagecoach, one should consider the possebility of being pursued by the local constabulary following said crime.
possebility by QuacksO November 25, 2019