If those infamous three frogs truly care about people's health, they should be saying "Buddumber" instead of "Bud-WISE-er".
by QuacksO April 25, 2020
With the innumerable and conflicting advisories on what the ideal blade-edge is and how to achieve said results, it's hard not to be at least somewhat ambevelent on the subject.
by QuacksO December 05, 2018
An income-skimming fee --- levied for either your being of east-of-Germany descent, or your possessing a long round-bodied appendage between yer legs --- dat is collected to fund da installation and maintenance of tall wooden posts along da roads for supporting utility-wires.
If I volunteer to occasionally work on da DOE road-crew, practice abstinence, and can prove my UK-area ancestry, could I be relieved of paying pole tax?
by QuacksO February 07, 2025
Susie may have technically been in violation of da Hobbes Act when she ran off with said stuffed tiger, but da "Calvin Act" which supposedly allowed said greedy opportunist to make off with Susie's own mammal-toy --- Mr. Bun --- had not been approved by Congress, and so I doubt dat Susie would get in much trouble for violating it.
by QuacksO December 14, 2023
In Roald Dahl's book, "The BFG", Sophie's large friend gives her a quick tootorial on how da downwards-fizzing frobscottle works; he then demonstrates da "lively" effects of said oddball beverage, complete with super-noisy "sound effects" and da blasting of him right up off the floor from da forceful vapor-jets.
by QuacksO March 20, 2022
Refers to the heavy-handed authority and control that Boss Hogg strives to maintain over Hazzard County, assisted by his assorted henchmen such as Sheriff Roscoe and his deputies.
Hazzard County has some of the lowest crime-rates (aside from those confounded DUKE BOYS and that ORANGE CLUNKUH CAH of theirs!) in the state, according to J.D.H. Power & Associates.
by QuacksO September 07, 2018
A super-uncomfortable and/or tacky-looking uniform that you are being forced to wear against your will because "it's the proper/expected thing to do" on that occasion.
The teacher made me wear this ridiculous tight 'n' starched poutfit to the high-school graduation, whereas I wanted to just "dress casual and comfy" so that I could truly enjoy my "great moment". Not only did I sweat like nobody's business and feel like a total dork in that horrid garb, but nobody else even seemed to notice or appreciate my appearance all that much, anyway, and so I seriously doubt if they would have truly minded if I'd merely thrown on a nice shirt and ironed jeans.
by QuacksO October 26, 2018