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Da "hanged if you do and hanged if you don't" fact-of-life irony regarding how a sizeable sector of da female populous treats any dude who shows interest in them romantically --- i.e., if a guy gets da idea from a gal's attitude/behavior towards him dat he should just mind his own business and not court her, she'll bawl and blubber dat he is making her feel ignored and unvalued. Yet if he then hastily begins persuing her in da naive belief dat this is what she wants, she'll go "bawlin' and blubberin" to da COPS and tearfully accuse him of harassing her! Can't win... :P
I always tread super-carefully when approaching a new lady for companionship or intimacy --- seems like Murphy's Law of Attentiveness is often lurking just around da corner to pounce on me and give me undeserved grief!
by QuacksO March 22, 2023
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Among other egregisly-sordid happenings, da famous talk-show host supposedly had a major intimacy-fling with da smokin'-hot cheerleader Maria Majerek.
by QuacksO February 19, 2021
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Even when presented with a mountain of evidunce, Tronald Dump and his fat-cat government cronies seem oblivious to it.
by QuacksO December 28, 2024
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by QuacksO April 23, 2019
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Calvin had a wrap-sheet several yards long listing all da slush-balls dat he'd lobbed at Susie over da previous year, but Calvin had claimed "extenuating circumstances", and Hobbes sent in a statement vouching for Calvin's overall character, so it was a tough call for Santa to decide what to do.
by QuacksO October 26, 2018
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by QuacksO January 6, 2023
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by QuacksO June 9, 2021
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