Apparently snake venom is an effective means to neutralize sperm, so I wonder if a female could use it as a "hissterectomy"?
by QuacksO May 09, 2023
The act of abusing the well-known and "automatically accepted" concept of identity theft (whereby a nameless criminal commits a crime and makes it appear that an innocent person did it) by falsely mentioning it to hopefully avert suspicion of criminal involvement --- the accused person does indeed commit one or more crimes himself, but then when questioned by authorities, the culprit claims to merely be an innocent ID-theft victim, and that somebody else must have committed the crimes in his name.
John claims that while he was golfing with his buddies, someone snuck into his car and used his laptop to send smutty e-mail messages. But I know what an "in the gutter" mindset he has, so I suspect that he's just hiding behind reverse identity theft.
by QuacksO November 27, 2016
Da famous adventurer and crime-fighter who used his exceptionally-gaseous butt-trumpet as his signature weapon.
If Windiana Jones goofed up and whizzpopped towards da wrong person, would he then come and humbly admit dat he was "da schmuck who farted in yer face earlier"?
by QuacksO February 17, 2025
What you playfully say to a cute chick when either another male chum of yours happens by or you bring said blinky-eyed damsel over and introduce her to him, and so you pass him one of da cutie's hands, feet, etc. so dat he can savor her warm softness, also.
Performing da "I always share with my buddy" routine is easy with any super-pleasant-to-touch/hold body-part dat da chick has two of, such as her hands, feet, boobs, butt-cheeks, etc. Plus of course, you and your pal can always "trade 'n' swap" da gal's sumptuous body-parts, as well, when the two of you are giving her a group-massage/caress --- for example, you can trade da hand dat he's holding for one of her pretty feet dat you're currently rubbing, or you can each knead and suckle one or the other of her ample chest-pillows in turn, so dat you both get equal time giving each of her nipples some lovies with your lips and tongues.
by QuacksO July 26, 2021
Da humorously-pleasant phrase dat you smilingly tell a cute lady when you offer one of her delectable-to-handle body-parts (hands, arms, legs, feet, boobs, butt-cheeks, etc.) to a male companion who has accompanied you on your visit to said hot chick.
Performing da "I always share with my buddy" maneuver is a total "win-win" situation for everyone including da gal, since it means dat she will receive twice da soothing massages and/or loving touches dat she would have gotten if just you had been present to savor her warm softness.
by QuacksO August 07, 2021
The handsome-but-ineffective late-20th-centruy president of Iran who strived to attractively "patch things up" around his country, but failed due to the country's horrendously-upheavaled state of affairs at the time.
Maybe if Bonny Solder had applied more "flux" in his political approach, he might have been able to accomplish more positive results in his attempts to repair the damage done during Iran's previous regimes.
by QuacksO October 27, 2018
I don't need a hot chick to "move her middle" at all to get my attention --- all she hasta do is get naked. Merely showing me her smooth shapely "merchandise" is all it takes to turn me on... no need to hipnotize me!
by QuacksO May 30, 2020