dysfunktional

Describes less-than-ideal interactions/relationships among two or more people due to incompatibilities in tastes/preferences regarding alternative-pop music.
I prefer classical and easy-listening music, but that doesn't mean I have a dysfunktional relationship with other folks just because they happen to like weird-sounding crazy-beat tunes.
by QuacksO October 12, 2021
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primery purpose

Da intended use of da firing-cap on an ammo-cartridge.
One should be super-careful when handling a live round, especially since da primery purpose of da shiny little disc on da back end is to set off da powder-charge!
by QuacksO February 21, 2021
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jurisdicktion

One's perceived authority to be a total a**h**e to everyone around him.
Tronald Dump has acquired such a sense of "rich-guy" entitlement that he seems to think he's got jurisdicktion over everyone in America.
by QuacksO March 06, 2019
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get leid

What a lustful stud naively expects to do with the lovely native belle who smilingly puts a necklace of flowers around his neck when he steps ashore on one of the Hawaiian islands.
If Bill Clinton visited Hawaii, one would need to check the DNA of the native children to determine if he'd been able to get leid while he was there.
by QuacksO November 26, 2020
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Benadrill

The hollow-tubular stamping-bit used to produce allergy-relief tablets.
With the hot weather, there has been a lot more dust and pollen in the air, so Johnson & Johnson's Benadrill machines have been working overtime to keep up with the demand for allergy-relief medicine.
by QuacksO October 02, 2018
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botchulism

(n.) Definition #1: A serious food-borne illness that causes people to behave in a totally bumbling and clumsy manner, and therefore they totally screw up most anything that they try to accomplish. I wonder if that was Inspector Clouseau's problem? Definition #2: A form of government/civilization that encourages everyone to just go haphazardly knocking about and making a complete muddle of everyday tasks; officials from said government may occasionally come through the municipality to ostensibly assist said incompetents to "repair the damage", but of course these hapless/clueless agents are just as inept as their civilian counterparts, and so they usually just end up making the chaos worse.
I think that a lot of the countries in the world really practice botchulism more than they embrace any other form of government... socialism, communism, capitalism --- whatever they claim to practice, it usually ends up totally screwing everything (and everybody) up, and so in the end it all results in pretty much the same meaningless chaos.
by QuacksO February 01, 2019
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sirrugate mother

A "family man" dude who performs child-caring/rearing duties in da absence of da fairer gender.
Da comedy-film "Mr. Mom" is a perfect example of a guy's being a sirrugate mother.
by QuacksO April 13, 2021
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