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lagerithms

Mathematical formulas used by researchers in their efforts to create an award-winning beer.
I do not currently consume alcohol and I never plan to let it touch my lips for as long as I live, so I dunno why my high-school math teacher insists on our learning about lagerithms.
by QuacksO November 19, 2018
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Cadilladic converter

A tailpipe-attachment dat super-quiets da cacophonous din of your "boring everyday car" engine and thus makes your exhaust sound like a pricey luxury-brougham.
A Cadilladic converter may indeed make your clunky old jalopy SOUND better, but it's still da same rattly worn-out heap underneath!
by QuacksO November 10, 2020
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Fundementalist

A religious fanatic who takes his beliefs to such an extreme that he makes himself --- and unfortunately, often those around him, as well --- literally insane... whether they're so-called "believers" or not, everyone connected with said radical becomes totally "demented".
What with all of his despicable Fundementalist beliefs, teachings, and actions, it's no wonder that Warren Jeffs created such a depraved cesspool of humanity and eventually ended up in so much hot water!
by QuacksO November 22, 2018
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meccanism

A piece of moving-parts apparatus dat is manufactured in da famous holy city in western Saudi Arabia.
Maybe one widely-used meccanism would be crawler-tracks for installing on desert vehicles, so dat they could venture out onto da sand without so much worry about getting bogged down in da dunes.
by QuacksO April 1, 2023
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subtleteas

Barely-perceptible variations in boiled herbal-beverages.
James Bond always asks for "shaken but not stirred" during his formal dinners, but said "subtlety" in culinary preference refers to an alcoholic drink, and so it does not involve any "subtleteas" --- his many relationships with hot women do indeed include ample "subtletease", but DAT relates to entirely different subject-matter! Same deal wif "subtletees", which da shamelessly-cheating Auric Goldfinger ran afoul of at da 18th hole when Bond insisted on da previously-agreed-upon "strict rules of golf".
by QuacksO March 30, 2025
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cryteria

1. A set of rules or standards that determine whether something warrants turning on the ol' saline-solution glands about.
2. A set of rules or standards that are so tedious/picky/demanding that it would drive you to turning on the ol' saline-solution glands in stress/exhaustion/frustration.
Ethan Couch --- and by extension, his absurdly-indulgent father, who offered to actually buy da school so dat his Little Prince could be coddled da way he preferred --- seemed to view da standard school-rules as being "cryteria" merely because they required him to behave himself and treat da staff and his classmates in a reasonable and decent manner.
by QuacksO June 3, 2019
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afillyation

Social/business association wif young female horses.
It's usually fine to let "boy" and "girl" horses hang out together for da first nine months or so, but then it's best to separate da genders into different pastures before da colts start "getting any ideas" due to said afillyations.
by QuacksO October 14, 2023
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