QuacksO's definitions
If ya love both metallic melodiousness and da companionship of attractive women, ya could "get da best of both worlds" by moving to a locale on da border between Bellgium and Bellegium --- dat way, ya can go mingle wif da gorgeous ladies during da day, and then fall asleep to cheery tolling 'n' tinkling at night.
by QuacksO March 2, 2025
Get the Bellegiummug. How da Walrus and Carpenter acted towards da naively-trusting oysters when --- after supposedly inviting dem to merely come along for a sparkling-conversation-filled beach-stroll --- da gluttonous duo ended up heartlessly chowing down on said hapless salt-water bivalves.
Lewis Carroll's famous "seaside shenanigans" poem is a good morals-lesson-teaching essay for young children, since it shows them how wrong it is to be shelfish.
by QuacksO April 25, 2020
Get the shelfishmug. Disqualification or other less-than-desirable actions dat you'll likely face during a running-match if you ride da rails during part of your journey, rather than "hoofin' it" the whole way like everyone else is doing.
I was not officially entered or competing in our city's annual 10K marathon, so I didn't suffer any tramifications for hopping on a trolley car when I got tired.
by QuacksO March 8, 2021
Get the tramificationsmug. What Little Red Riding Hood said when she went to visit someone like Sean Lawless or Joey from "Jenny 'n' Joey".
Rather than her being startled and confused at seeing da disguised Wolf occupying her gramma's bed, I imagine dat our favorite crimson-headwear-clad fairytale-character would have been totally delighted when she said, "But Sir, what big balls you have!", since it would have meant dat she would have good times not only fondling said jumbo heavy testicles, but also feeling the extra-large load of warm thick sperm that said oversize genitals could probably produce shooting either into her mouth or up inside of her.
by QuacksO April 15, 2023
Get the But Sir, what big balls you have!mug. Where you go to hang out with someone, but they have a super-long phone call from a super-important person, and so they are unable to end the conversation and give their undivided attention to you. If you know the person well enough and are therefore fairly familiar/comfy with their assorted business/family/personal matters, however, this situation can sometimes not be all that bad a thing, since speaking and acting involve two separate and unrelated parts of the brain and are therefore completely different thought-processes, and so you and your friend can still hold hands, cuddle, exchange massages, relax in bed, and even have sex, all while the person is still maintaining his unbroken listening and yackety-yacking into the handset (it helps if he wears a little earpiece/boom-mike headset-attachment that plugs into the phone, since that way he does not have to clutch the phone to his ear with his shoulder, and so he can have both hands/arms completely free to give you whatever physical attention that you two wish to engage in during the visit.
Non-verbal visits can sometimes be almost as enjoyable as hanging out and holding a conversation, plus when you are ready to take off again, you do not actually have to interrupt the person's phone-conversation to verbally speak your farewell; you can just smilingly offer him your hand, and he can then smile/nod affably back at you and companionably pump your hand while he still talks on the phone with his caller, and so in this instance he will consider your "alternative" farewell-gesture to be just as satisfactory as if you'd actually said goodbye in the "usual" way.
by QuacksO October 2, 2017
Get the non-verbal visitmug. Fortune-telling-from-da-stars bu**s**t dat predicts whether you'll be allowed some tail in da near future.
Asstrology can work both ways, y'know --- you might be told seemingly-positive stuff (i.e., "You'll definitely get some a**") by a medium, but it could just as well actually mean dat you'll encounter one or more individuals who either derisively moon you or behave like a total "donkey-orifice" towards you.
by QuacksO May 7, 2025
Get the asstrologymug. Aka "tentative/trepidatious tap". Refers to the hasty and teeth-gritting "getting it over with" hand-slap that you give a metal door-handle prior to grasping it, to swiftly ground yourself and thus lessen the nasty wallop of a static-electricity shock that you'd otherwise get if you merely reached out timidly for the door-handle and caused a huge white spark to jump from "A" to "B".
I always perform the wary whack while running my errands around town during the dry winter months; the only problem is that my hand gets kinda numb and bruised after a while from all of that harsh pinging against the cold hard metal door-knobs and handles on the front doors of the assorted places of business that I have to go around to.
by QuacksO February 9, 2019
Get the wary whackmug.