lambnesia

What Mary's brain had regarding da mischievous-antics possibly of her woolly little four-legged friend when she hid him under her desk, but then didn't "take any steps" to make sure that HE wouldn't "take steps" to follow after her when she went up to perform a task at the blackboard!
Fortunately Miss Kimball was a good-natured understanding soul who understood dat little kids may likely make innocent-but-embarrassing mistakes, and so she didn't blame Mary for her lambnesia; she just gently asked her to put said tiny adorable creature outside for da remainder of da class-time.
by QuacksO January 14, 2024
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Jenneration

Humorous/contemptuous term for da more-recent "crop" of humans who are more tolerant/supportive/complacent regarding da unconventional/unorthodox gender-identification of certain fellow-human individuals like former-Olympics-athlete Bruce/Caitlyn.
I'm not sure exactly where my political/moral stance is on male-female ambiguity and changes, but if da newer Jenneration's views and outlooks mean that they will be exhibiting more respect and making extra allowances for folks who are unfortunate enough to have been born with hormonal abnormalities, I guess that I haven't really got too much to say against it.
by QuacksO May 20, 2021
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Novocane

A anesthetic dat helps wif sore joints/muscles caused by using a walking-stick.
Soaking my feet in warm Epsom-salt-water seems to do okay for me so far, so I think I'll skip da Novocane for da foreseeable future.
by QuacksO May 03, 2025
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rubber check

Where a gal promises to "pay" you for a favor by spreading her legs for you afterwards, but then unexpectedly insists that you wear a condom, which of course drastically reduces the pleasure of the act and thus largely negates any true value of said "payment".
Any time that a "willing" chick offers me sex in exchange for my assistance, I always make sure to first ask her if she's gonna let me "do it bareback" before I decide whether or not to bust my ass for her --- oh, I might still help her out even if she wants me to use protection, of course, but I still like to know what I'll be actually getting out of da deal --- I've gotten too many rubber checks in da past!
by QuacksO September 09, 2018
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hication

Where you'd much rather go to than a "location" --- i.e., any spot dat would likely make you feel depressed, such as a funeral or sentencing-hearing.
A "hication" might indeed be a more-desirable venue for a normally-healthy person, but for someone with significant acrophobia, said lofty hangout might actually be LESS palatable than a "lowcation". Merely a feeling of melancholy is generally less severe or debilitating than being terrified of falling.
by QuacksO December 04, 2022
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lickquid assets

Cash dat a lady hopes to obtain from a guy by giving him one or more tongue-lolling blowjobs.
Dogs and girls alike seem to think dat they can extract lickquid assets out of mushy-hearted dudes.
by QuacksO December 30, 2023
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wheel-wheedle

Refers to the selfish act of using flattery, coaxing, or other social pressure to get others to give you rides (i.e., "be your wheels") for free.
I appreciate friendliness and honest compliments from others as much as anyone, but I always have to look out for wheel-wheedlers.
by QuacksO July 28, 2018
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