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Some people like da look of ivy growing on a brick wall so much dat dey add loam and turf and turn it into a huge thick facsod!
by QuacksO April 16, 2022
Get the facsodmug. Now that Lassie is back living with Joe and his parents, she has no further reason to feel melancollie.
by QuacksO March 2, 2019
Get the melancolliemug. Medicine designed to reduce the queasy head-swimmy feelings normally experienced while being subjected to the insensitive/destructive verbal tirades of one or more fellow humans who actually have little or nothing to complain about regarding the voluminously-hollered-about topic, but are just creating invalid "drama" and being mean in order to entertain themselves and feel popular/important for five minutes.
My stomach's in a knot from all of my mother-in-law's moaning about my young daughter's lack of "social popularity" in her preschool classes, so I better take some Dramamean before I puke.
by QuacksO September 23, 2016
Get the Dramameanmug. Refers to either:
(A) the bra-size (“cups”) of the impressively large and perkily-rounded chest-pillows that backwoods (“hic” town) chicks often develop at an unusually early age, due to their healthful environment and rugged lifestyle. The overall volume and attractiveness of “The Twins” is often in direct proportion to how early in life that their fortuitously-endowed owner will begin usin’ ‘em for their intended purpose, since the female-torso-ogling raging-hormone-steeped neighborhood guys will likely “want some” from her all the sooner, as well, and naturally, their insanely-eager excitement usually precludes their taking any precautions (i.e., **latex**), and thus the chesty gal may hear the pitter-patter of little feet at a somewhat younger age than she’d expected.
(B) the involuntary “stomach-jump” reaction (together with a second strong bodily reaction somewhere lower down, of course!) that a horny city-slicker experiences when he first catches sight of one of said buxom rosy-cheeked freckle-faced farmer’s-daughter-type damsels ambling casually along beside the road where he’s driving. And here again, the more attractively voluptuous that the “treasures” on her “treasure chest” happen to be, the earlier in her life that said naïve country-chick may carry a bit of one of said city-slickers back with her when she head-swimmingly makes her way back home again after a “physically delightful” encounter with him.
(A) the bra-size (“cups”) of the impressively large and perkily-rounded chest-pillows that backwoods (“hic” town) chicks often develop at an unusually early age, due to their healthful environment and rugged lifestyle. The overall volume and attractiveness of “The Twins” is often in direct proportion to how early in life that their fortuitously-endowed owner will begin usin’ ‘em for their intended purpose, since the female-torso-ogling raging-hormone-steeped neighborhood guys will likely “want some” from her all the sooner, as well, and naturally, their insanely-eager excitement usually precludes their taking any precautions (i.e., **latex**), and thus the chesty gal may hear the pitter-patter of little feet at a somewhat younger age than she’d expected.
(B) the involuntary “stomach-jump” reaction (together with a second strong bodily reaction somewhere lower down, of course!) that a horny city-slicker experiences when he first catches sight of one of said buxom rosy-cheeked freckle-faced farmer’s-daughter-type damsels ambling casually along beside the road where he’s driving. And here again, the more attractively voluptuous that the “treasures” on her “treasure chest” happen to be, the earlier in her life that said naïve country-chick may carry a bit of one of said city-slickers back with her when she head-swimmingly makes her way back home again after a “physically delightful” encounter with him.
Folks of either gender would be wise to take a small perf-ribbon of Trojans along with them whenever they go out for quiet tootles through rural areas, just in case they experience any unexpected hic-cups along their travels.
by QuacksO March 7, 2017
Get the hic-cupsmug. Humorist Allen Sherman claims to have given "good advice" to many of the most famous inventors, explorers, scientists, and philosophers, allowing them to come up with their amazingly-wonderful ideas and discoveries; I guess he must have been just a "natural born" geneius.
by QuacksO June 3, 2019
Get the geneiusmug. A main squeeze who either "wines and dines" you to da skies, or arrogantly expects to be "pampered high style" by his/her significant other.
A local lower-middle-class dude who gives me a ride sometimes told me dat he'd had to divorce his super-cute-but-selfish first wife because she'd been "raised on money", and so she was a total "roemantic" as far as how much she wanted him to spend on certain basic-purpose items dat he bought for her --- for example, she once got him to spend almost a whole grand on a hand-bag, when a simple 30-odd-dollar one from Wally-World would have sufficed!
by QuacksO November 14, 2023
Get the roemanticmug. A "toxic" employee in a store, office, or factory who creates a sickening environment for everyone around him.
Having a staphperson join your employment-team is indeed a horrid burden for everyone else, but it also provides an excellent excuse to call back that headhunter who contacted you the other day.
by QuacksO November 8, 2018
Get the staphpersonmug.