QuacksO's definitions

dramadary

An Arabian one-humped camel dat is always sensational news in da tabloids.

Da infamous "Arab ousted from his tent by his chilly beast of burden" tale has become such a big and well-known story dat one might say dat said four-legged animal is quite da dramadary!

by QuacksO October 22, 2023

aFordable

Describes the cost of the base-model Tin Lizzie, if you didn't factor in the infamous "nickle 'em to death" subsequent maintenance-bills due to the shoddy quality/durability of the flivver's parts!

Disgruntled teenager: My parents offered me my choice of a birthday gift, as long as it was "aFordable", and so I'd naively interpreted that to mean that they were gonna buy me a car --- what a disappointment it was when I learned that they had merely meant that they were setting a limit of twenty-five dollars on the gift's cost!

by QuacksO November 1, 2018

nightmayor

A citizen's grimly-humorous term for a local "head-honcho from Hell".

Possum Lake's perpetually-re-elected "top dog", Wally "Kickback" Kibler, originally got his job only through the shady political finagling of his also-an-elected-county-official wife, is suspected of rigging the town's voting-machines, is stingy with the public funds, gives and receives bribes from the town's socially-prominent, and takes more bleepin' vacations than George Bush --- what a nightmayor!

by QuacksO November 20, 2018

love interest

Monthly payments you make to a current and/or ex romantic partner, either because you knocked up said partner, or to keep him/her quiet about shameful/potentially-damaging secrets from your torrid past with him/her.

One would be wise to either maintain a strictly platonic relationship with any "close" acquaintances, or at least always use protection during any and all bouncy-bouncies, to avoid excessive "financial drainage" from having to shell out for love interest.

by QuacksO May 23, 2018

Have a good nap, Mr. President?

A remark heard frequently in da White House during da Reagan years.

Ron Headrest couldn't really serve very effectively as commander-in-chief if about da only interaction wif other humans was to reply to da question, "Have a good nap, Mr. President?" As da "Satire From The Capitol Steps" song quipped, "But what good's a president... oh, what good's a president... yea, what good's a president --- if all he does is sleep? Duh-dum-duh-dom-duh-dum-duh-dom-duh-dum --- dum --- DUHMMM!"

by QuacksO January 28, 2023

Hohnerkkah

Da end-of-da year period when Torah-observing citizens use harmonicas to go caroling in da streets.

If Tevya and his cronies celebrate Hohnerkkah by serenading da citizens of Anatevka with live music, do they allow da fiddler on da roof to join in??

by QuacksO December 2, 2024

rebellyous

Defiant and non-conformist regarding either food choices or birth control.

Eating sugary/salty junk food can put you in da mood to not use condoms; said rebellyous behavior can lead to a "puffed tummy" in one or both senses!

by QuacksO December 19, 2024