shhweet

Something dat is so off-da-scale delightful dat you actually wanna "keep it hush-hush".
Examples of da four levels of "sweet":
1. "sweet" --- where a nice girl gives you a long gentle closely-clasping hug; occasionally whispering "snugglez" in each other's ears during da extended arms-around is optional, but makes said dreamily-satisfying embrace even more fulfilling.
2. "shweet" --- where you and da gal also give each other slow-'n'-deep back-rubz and shoulder-scrunchiez while you're standing wif your arms wrapped around each other; rocking back a bit periodically to exchange adoring smiles and tenderly kiss each other's lips is also optional, but again makes said mutually-clasping experience all da more delightful and satisfying.
3. "schweet" --- where you both shed yer upper garments and embrace topless; French-kissing and/or her rubbing yer warm fuzzy chest wif her soft ample boobs are also optional supplementary actions, but take da loving squeeze experience to a whole new level of "schweetness".
4. "shhweet" --- where you both discard ALL of your clothing before rushing headlong into each other's bear-hugging embrace, whereupon da excited gal eagerly "hikes up" and wraps her legs around your waist and you "do it" right there out in da open, totally disregarding da open-mouthed shock of any fellow-human observers who are staring at your wantonly-unfettered PDA-actions in wide-eyed disbelief. (No "optional" affectionate-gesture examples here, since you've already pretty much "run da entire gamut" by unabashedly having a public bouncy-bouncy.)
by QuacksO February 09, 2023
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selfish snow-sweeping

Refers to where some lazy jacka** scrapes/brushes the icy white stuff off his car only enough to let him see out the windshield before driving away on a cold morning. Not only does this prevent him from safely "seeing and being seen", but it also means that huge clumps of snow will periodically fall off his vehicle and splatter onto the plowed roadway, messing up the lane where other motorists have to travel.
I always make sure to thoroughly clear away the latest winter-storm's buildup from my car before venturing out on the road, so that nobody can accuse me of selfish snow-sweeping.
by QuacksO April 11, 2019
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oldmonia

When your NEWmonia has progressed to the point where you're starting to get over it, and so the illness has grown rather "old".
It's easy to know when your NEWmonia is starting to become OLDmonia, since your poop will begin smelling strongly of AMmonia as your immune system begins successfully kicking the "baddies" outta yer blood.
by QuacksO August 18, 2018
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roemance

A "rich-bug relationship" whereby you frequently get fed caviar by your significant other.
Tiffany and I have a "reasonable 'n' realistic" approach to our cuddly-companions friendship --- we always strive to be sensible with our budgets and meal-choices. She and I try to keep expenses down and we both love sardines and hard-boiled hen's eggs, anyway, and so we have zero cravings for a "roemance".
by QuacksO November 15, 2023
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procrasstinate

To either put off acting primitive, or neglect your obligatory diligence due to indulging in your less-refined tendencies.
I wanted to really ham it up in front of my similarly-crude-minded buddies, but a dignified lady happened by to chat, so I procrasstinated till she'd left so an not to offend her.
by QuacksO April 02, 2022
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austeer

A deadpan-humorless cowboy or driving instructor.
Seeing a huge lumbering castrated male cattle-specimen is easy, so there's usually no need to be auSTEER about teaching a wheelman-in-training to STEER clear of said STEER.
by QuacksO December 13, 2023
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coorroborate

To uninhibitedly affirm da truth of a statement due to your having downed too many Extra Golds and/or Silver Bullets.
Alcohol can totally affect a normally-sensible person's state of mind and cause him to commit unwise actions --- da white man's successfully getting da Native Americans to sign over their land while they were drunk surely coorroborates this fact.
by QuacksO June 07, 2021
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