Achmed has an agonizing time accompanying Jeff Dunham to symphony-orchestra performances, since there are so many infiddles there.
by QuacksO August 09, 2018
Get the infiddlemug. My buddies and I went to rescue a lady-hiker today, but then one of said mushy-hearted dudes fell in love wif said "damsel in distress" while we were transporting her back to da parking-lot, and so he doesn't wanna leave her now dat hospital folks have arrived --- what a smituation! I'll go talk to da paramedics and ask if he can ride along wif her in da ambulance.
by QuacksO July 13, 2023
Get the smituationmug. Da complimentary gingerbread and hot chocolate dat they serve you at da public-transportation depot to make ya feel less bummed out when they hafta delay a departure due to a scheduled trip's being nixed for whatever reason.
Another example of a "cancellation consolation" would be if someone had to regretfully forgo a promised activity due to an unforeseen mishap, but offers you a comparably-enjoyable alternative, such as if a cute chick had arranged to go for a pleasant stroll hand-in-hand wif you, but then she accidentally hurt her foot and thus made it too painful for her to walk a long distance, and so she offered to let you savoringly massage her pretty feet for an extended period instead.
by QuacksO March 29, 2024
Get the cancellation consolationmug. Describes a contract or statement regarding how "willing" a gal is, but one that is not worded in a clear and easy-to-understand way.
One should be super-cautious about believing casual promises of intimacy from random girls --- often these agreements are very elooseory.
by QuacksO December 30, 2019
Get the elooseorymug. Manipulative "triple p" --- i.e., "pump-priming praise" --- remarks dat are so obviously insincere and invalid dat they might as well be trying to convince da listener dat da world is a huge disc-shape.
Da term "flattearthy" could also mean gushing admiration/approval dat is so overwhelmingly ego-stroking dat da swimmy-brained recipient might actually be willing to believe dat our planet is configured like a tabletop instead of a sphere.
by QuacksO November 30, 2023
Get the flattearthymug. A fake-emergency radio-call that a mischievous pilot makes on the first day of the fourth month, just as a joke.
One should **never** make "Aprilday" distress-transmissions -- no matter WHAT the date --- since not only may it needlessly consume valuable resources and panic rescue-workers, but such "crying wolf" shenanigans can also cause emergency-response personnel to then incorrectly ignore legitimate requests for help, since they will merely think, "Here we go again" if said completely-genuine call comes in at around that date. It's actually happened in the past, where rescue-workers have impatiently refused to respond to a real call for help because "they thought it was just an April Fool's joke".
by QuacksO November 15, 2021
Get the Aprildaymug. Training, counselling, and/or exams dat are administered to a dude who'd previously possessed an arrogant macho aggressive personality, and so he is needing to learn what da true meaning of being masculine is --- i.e., acting stern and/or forceful only if there is actually an impending safety-threat or other extreme situation where a hard/tough attitude is actually warranted, but otherwise exercising patience, inhibition, restraint, respect, modesty, etc., in his treatment of others.
While running errands downtown a while back, I met a friendly older gentleman named Ted from Massachusetts with a "Strong Men Don't Bully" bumper sticker on da back of his van; after I approvingly/supportively complimented him on it, he gave me an identical sticker for putting on my own car, and told me dat he was a member of da group "Gloucester Men Against Domestic Abuse", which holds support-group meetings, hands out anti-abuse brochures, and takes part in da annual "Gloucester Fishtown Horribles" parade. His buddy Bill, whom I met in person sometime later, generously mailed me several additional stickers for my own and a couple of friends' vehicles, plus a DVD about da group and its mission --- both to help comfort/encourage battered women and to keep said mean behavior from happening in da first place --- and I enjoyed watching it quite a few times; it mentioned how a number of da guys who observed da group's parade-demonstrations seemed fidgety and ashamed; I guess they didn't appreciate having their own incorrect behavior/mindset "shown up", or being made to realize dat a healthy dose of "resirtification" might have been in order for them!
by QuacksO November 07, 2023
Get the resirtificationmug.