What Jonathon Swift's "pygmies and giants" book should really be named, since you'd have to be outrageously naive to actually believe any of the crap that he relates.
If it would be possible to find someone who genuinely thought that the "Gullible's Travels" book was based on true events, you could likely also get him to swallow two additional "fanfic" chapters wherein the book's narrator also was able to assume ownership of the Brooklyn Bridge and establish a homestead in the Florida swamplands.
by QuacksO April 10, 2022
It's said dat da liquid-silicone-containing tonic Pepto-Bimbo is good for temporarily making your boobs bigger, but I would need to look at da actual statitstics before I went so far as to believe said grandiose assertion.
by QuacksO April 21, 2022
Besides a "rubber" to protect you from anal contamination, a "contraseptive" could also refer to a good set of latex earplugs to shield your tender auditory-canals from all of da toxic bu**s**t dat might otherwise get in there from one or more brainless blabbers in your vicinity.
by QuacksO July 18, 2024
President Taft's doctor put him on a strict low-carb diet, but in the end they hadda bury him in a coffin da size of a piano-case, so heavidently he didn't "behave himself" in the culinary department.
by QuacksO December 24, 2018
Refers to the infuriating situation of something you need's usually being at the bottom of a pile, at the back of a drawer/shelf, etc.
I have a 2--vertical-layers-deep stack of plastic totes for storing my DVD-collection, arranged in alphabetical order. It's often the case that the disc I want to watch has a title that is near the end of the alphabet, though, and so I hafta laboriously remove all da rest of da crates to access the very back/bottom box... yep, a classic case of Murphy's Law of Accessibility!
by QuacksO October 13, 2018
The Church-approved/censored monk's word-reference manual; it avoids any mention of the male genitalia, since members of that group try their best to "shun" any thoughts about their "dicks".
I picked up a dickshunary for my child for a quarter at a monastery rummage sale so that it would be an "appropriate 'n' safe" version for young eyes, but then it was kinda awkward some years later when I needed to give him "The Talk", since he had no clue about "that subject" from having read his book.
by QuacksO August 09, 2018
Where you don't physically/emotionally feel up to insipidly wading through an entire 0%!$&@# textbook-article prior to taking the post-test, and so you simply take the test "first" instead of "last", skimming the book to locate just the answer to each question as you read it off from the test-sheet.
I was always a low-stamina student with short attention-span and poor concentration, so I always had to perform just the reverse test-taking method to pass my exams.
by QuacksO October 05, 2018