Refers to da sarcastic expressing of one's lack of respect for a particular fellow human by either braying like a donkey or mooning him.
An "ultimate" or "deluxe" form of ass-sassing someone would be if you are able to "train" your sphincter --- i.e., learn to precisely tighten or relax your butt-muscles during flatulence to make your farts "toot" at different pitches --- to hee-haw; that way, you can both drop your pants in da direction of whomever you are ridiculing AND give him a nice loud raspy-raucous "mule-whinney" at da same time.
by QuacksO April 01, 2020
The "overall" or "all-encompassing" disapproving verbal statement that Lucy vanPelt --- and Miss Othmar, too, apparently --- made regarding Linus's precious "yard of outing-flannel".
Before Lucy makes too big of a blanket condemnation of Linus's fabric-related "affliction", perhaps she should run a quick reality-check on her OWN life and see how many insecurities that SHE HERSELF has... she merely reacts to them in a different (and often far-more-upsetting/destructive!) way, such as screaming,. punching,. kicking things, etc., but she has said sensitivities all the same.
by QuacksO November 12, 2019
A law dat states dat you hafta wait a while and/or have a background check before you are permitted to aggravate others, bring up "sore subjects" wif dem, etc.
Certain people habitually seem to really irk those around them 24/7, so I wonder if they're in violation of da Abradey Bill?!
by QuacksO January 20, 2022
Da act of "stealing" a person out of da "administering da lovies" clasp of someone else so dat you yourself can hug said embraced person instead.
If you either (1) wait till da "current" hugger has finished embracing your "target" individual, or (2) politely/humbly ask da snuggling couple if you may "have a turn" wif da desired-by-you person, then it's not really "armed robbery", since both members of da couple are voluntarily allowing you "clasping 'n' caressing" privileges. Extra points if you (1) offer to engage in a group-hug wif both of them instead of just giving one of them a "separate" hug, so dat neither person even has to actually let go of da other after all, or (2) be sure to give da OTHER member of da couple a hug, too (maybe even before you embrace your "target" person, so dat said other person knows right off dat he is gonna "get some lovin'" from you, also, and thus he will not hafta worry dat he's gonna feel left out), showing him dat you value his feelings, too, and are grateful to him for letting you have your desired snuggle-wuggle wif his romantic companion.
by QuacksO June 20, 2023
If you gots a nice shapely butt, tongue-lolling hornies will likely do/allow whatever you desire if you permit said tush-admirers to touch/squeeze/spank it --- "assk and ye shall receive".
by QuacksO April 16, 2020
Possum Lake's perpetually-re-elected "top dog", Wally "Kickback" Kibler, originally got his job only through the shady political finagling of his also-an-elected-county-official wife, is suspected of rigging the town's voting-machines, is stingy with the public funds, gives and receives bribes from the town's socially-prominent, and takes more bleepin' vacations than George Bush --- what a nightmayor!
by QuacksO November 21, 2018
Humorous term for da loopy "mirror-image" result dat you get --- and dat you loved to playfully aggravate grown-ups wif as a child --- by turning over da 14-film-cell image-disc and inserting it "da wrong way around" into da stereoscope or projector, so dat everything would look backwards.
,GNIYONNA-repus ro --- suoiralih-repus rehtonA
uoy tad si "retsaM weiV" fo tcepsa - noitaretla yfoog dias fo tneipicer ad ro retsknarp ad erew uoy rehtehw no gnidneped
!gninnigeb ad ot dne ad morf sdrawkcab yalp lliw serutcip ad ,.e.i --- llew sa ,esrever ni ecneuqes-erutcip ad ees osla lliw
uoy tad si "retsaM weiV" fo tcepsa - noitaretla yfoog dias fo tneipicer ad ro retsknarp ad erew uoy rehtehw no gnidneped
!gninnigeb ad ot dne ad morf sdrawkcab yalp lliw serutcip ad ,.e.i --- llew sa ,esrever ni ecneuqes-erutcip ad ees osla lliw
by QuacksO November 30, 2023