Definitions by QuacksO

buyological relative 

A mooching family-member who uses reverse-nepotism (i.e., instead of Person A's extending undeserved favors to Person B just because Person B is related to him, Person B pressures Person A to excessively favor him due to family ties) in an attempt to get you to purchase non-vital items for him.

Ethan Couch's parents were way too indulgent of him financially, and so he became a totally spoiled brat who expected ALL fellow humans to cater to his wishes, whether they were his buyological relatives or not.

buyological relative by QuacksO November 15, 2020

alcoaholic 

Someone who is hooked on fermented beverages that come in metal beverage-containers, rather than plastic or glass.

Maybe a reason that some alcoaholics prefer the metal cans for their brews is that they make that luscious-sounding "crack 'n' fizz" when you open them.

alcoaholic by QuacksO November 15, 2020

ubicquitous 

Refers to how a smoker always has his butane lighter on hand.

The word "ubicquitous" could also mean that people all over the world are giving up cigarettes, and so these individuals have QUIT using their BIC lighters.

ubicquitous by QuacksO November 14, 2020

Flaherty will get you nowhere 

What da "traditional St. Patrick's Day" humans in da world need to realize before employing sweet-talking "charmed advantages of their ancestral home-country" tactics in an attempt to solicit undue favor with others, such as being given special treatment, allowed extra leniency, etc.

Just because you've got Celtic roots and/or red hair and freckles, this does not mean that you should presume to be able to use your "luck of the Irish" strategy to weasel your way to undeserved gain or forgiveness --- generally speaking, Flaherty will get you nowhere!

Flaherty will get you nowhere by QuacksO November 14, 2020

bass damages 

Da opposite of "treble damages"; it refers to what a court awards you due to a loudspeaker-array's woofers sounding grindy, buzzy, and/or just plain crappy.

You can also be awarded "bass damages" if someone's excessively-loud/thumpy woofers cause hearing-loss and/or structural harm to your property.

bass damages by QuacksO November 11, 2020

buzzaar

A large gathering of merchants who are selling alcoholic beverages, and offering prospective buyers a taste of their various fermented preparations.

There's a good reason that there are "no consumption of alcoholic beverages" signs posted at many public sales events --- they don't want said gathering to turn into a huge chaotic buzzaar.

buzzaar by QuacksO November 11, 2020

damnesty 

An official pardon for using profanity.

After Clark Gable was allowed to swear in a movie for the first time in "Gone with the Wind", the film-industry seems to be given total damnesty to use as many useless adjectives as they please.

damnesty by QuacksO November 11, 2020