cerealogical tests

Examinations and analyses of spilled/leftover Cheerios and cornflakes to determine what your diet is and its effects on your overall well-being.
Da doctors tried to run cerealogical tests on me, but seeing as how I usually "eat healthy" instead of voraciously chowing down on Fruit Loops or Peanut Butter Crunch, there wasn't much they could determine from a few scattered grains of brown rice and plain rolled-oats flakes.
by QuacksO February 07, 2020
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yackusation

Someone's claiming dat you're a motormouth.
I never understood why veteran actor George F. Hayes was nicknamed "Gabby", since as far as I know nobody ever made a yackusation against him, and I never recall observing dat he talked significantly more than da other actors in his films.
by QuacksO May 18, 2022
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institootion

Where you get sent for treatment if you fart excessively.
In the Laurel and Hardy comedy, "Saps At Sea", Dr. Finlayson informs Ollie that he is allergic to horns; perhaps an institootion might have been helpful to him, as well.
by QuacksO March 30, 2020
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credophile

A well-to-do sex-starved opportunist who seeks out financially-insolvent individuals with low credit-scores, for the purpose of sexually propositioning them in exchange for his paying off their debts.
It is possible to turn the tables on a credophile by employing the spiritual debt-relief ploy, whereby you initially agree to his terms, but then after you have received his monetary assistance, you suddenly claim to have recently "gotten religion", and thus you feel compelled to remain celibate.
by QuacksO March 13, 2017
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Refers to someone's seeming more likeable and/or attractive due to your having swigged a sizable quantity of anise-flavored liquor.
John: I can't believe that Joe actually took that fat scruffy bar-floozie home with him!
Jack: Well, Dude, after a few stiff drinks, practically ANY woman will look good --- "absinthece makes the heart grow fonder"!
by QuacksO January 13, 2023
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watching the bottom line

Carefully monitoring the "level" of your pants' waistband so as not to reveal your "plumber's crack' when working in public.
"Watching the bottom line" can also refer to a bystander's lengthy observation of someone who is unknowingly "mooning the world" while engrossed in the task he's performing. Sometimes you can gain a bit of extra folding-money if you make a bet with anyone else who's with you about how long it'll be before the clueless butt-exposer either realizes his faux pas or someone else yells at him to pull his pants up.
by QuacksO June 21, 2019
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Godzillow

Da huge "scaly green monster" of da online real-estate world. Figuratively used to describe da widespread greed and corruption dat dominates said internet conglomerate.
I prefer to do all of my house/property buying and selling with real live folks in my local area, and avoid dat whole Godzillow crap altogether.
by QuacksO May 23, 2020
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